Comfortable. For the delightfully unbothered.
Bold Graphics. Highly flammable attitude. Unleash Your Inner Monster.
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Crystal Lake Fishing Derby T-Shirt – Catch of the Day
$42.99
Audacious style for the gloriously authentic.
Our Burn-Free Guarantee ensures that if your item is defective, you keep it and we replace it at no cost.
Featured Burns
Catch the Spark before the Vibe Fades
SPELLS, SLASHERS & SPOOKY SHENANIGANS
Fresh seasonal graphics built to capture the Halloween vibe. Witches, slashers, and zombies—oh my! Plus plenty of dark humor and spooky nonsense to fill your sack with treats.
What customers say
Real Witty Apparel owners.
This was an unexpected gift... The design holds personal significance and the quality of the shirt makes it very comfortable when wearing it.
Love this shirt! It's super soft and comfortable - no irritating tag and the neck feels like good quality.
Wow quality. Love that the print graphics are not sticky/grippy to the touch. I can tell it will stay on for a long time.
The front has the audacity to be wicked. The back stings like a third degree burn.
Wearable wit. Edgy graphics. Crafted for those with personality.
Why Wicked Burn Apparel?
Absolutely. Every design is printed using certified, non-toxic water-based inks that cure directly into the fabric fibers. They won't peel, crack, or feel like a thick plastic sticker on your chest—even after repeated wash cycles.
We refuse to print on cheap, stiff tees. Our t-shirts are printed on cloud-soft Bella + Canvas 3001 ringspun cotton, and our hoodies use cozy Gildan 18500 heavy blends with zero scratchy tags.
We don't do boring front-only prints or lazy stock art. Every piece features original concepts designed right here in Saskatchewan, with each design carrying two-sided storytelling so the punchline doesn't stop when you turn around.
By printing each item individually after you place an order, we operate on a zero-waste model. No mass production, no unsold inventory sitting in a landfill, and eco-friendly PCR mailers for shipping.
If your item arrives misprinted, damaged, or defective, keep it. Snap a quick photo, send it over, and we’ll ship a fresh replacement free of charge with zero hassle.
Yes! Orders are printed and shipped from production centers closest to your shipping location across North America to ensure fast delivery with lower carbon emissions.
Free Shipping
Complimentary delivery across North America on every single order.
Bonus Stickers
Buy any two items and we will include free custom stickers.
Burn-Free Quality
If it is defective, keep it and we will send another.
Our Story
Ditching the need to please for the freedom to be unapologetically real. Apparel built to spark laughs and burn bridges.
Wicked Burn was born with an unplanned escape from the corporate 'mean girls' and a mission to reclaim self worth. We traded corporate filters for tattoo-shop grit—building a brand that values dark wit, loud opinions, and respectful authenticity.