{"title":"Clutch Those Pearls","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eFor the double entendres, questionable wording, cheeky innuendo, and jokes that make you wonder if you should laugh first or apologize. Grandma may need a minute.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eLike the design? Wicked! We put it on a bunch of stuff. You can filter by product type to see the design on only T-shirts, hoodies\/bunnyhugs, mugs, sticker packs, or standalone stickers.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"f-bombs-away-unisex-t-shirt","title":"F-Bombs Away Unisex T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome people carefully choose their words. Others load them into a launch system and send them skyward with impressive velocity.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis shirt is for the colorful conversationalists, unapologetic smart-mouths, and professional users of what polite society refers to as \"strong language\" and what the rest of us call \"'sentence enhancers.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe front features a squadron of cartoon F-bombs calmly soaring through the air, creating the kind of peaceful scene that suggests absolutely nothing bad is about to happen.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe back tells a very different story. A massive explosion. Flying F's in every direction. A garden gnome soaring heroically through the debris like he was never trained for this mission but accepted it anyway. Pure linguistic chaos rendered in glorious cartoon form.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's a tribute to those moments when patience expires, self-censorship clocks out early, and your vocabulary suddenly becomes significantly more expressive.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e• people who consider profanity a legitimate communication style \u003cbr\u003e• sarcastic individuals with a flair for dramatic delivery \u003cbr\u003e• masters of colorful language and creative storytelling \u003cbr\u003e• anyone whose internal monologue has zero HR supervision \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSubtle? Not remotely. Effective? Extremely.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✓ Every colour features the same front \u0026amp; back design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🚚 Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\"\u003e\n\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCHEST (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e16 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31-34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34-37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e38-41\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42-45\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e46-49\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50-53\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e54-57\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e58-61\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e35\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e62-65\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\"\u003e\n\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCHEST (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e68.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e78.7-86.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e45.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e86.4-94\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e73.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e96.5-104.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e55.9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e106.7-114.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e78.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e61\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e116.8-124.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e81.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e66\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e127-134.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e83.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e137.2-144.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e86.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e147.3-155\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e89\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e78.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e157.5-165\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Wicked Burn Apparel Inc","offers":[{"title":"Black Heather \/ XS","offer_id":43870212784206,"sku":"6021584_9575","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ S","offer_id":43870212816974,"sku":"6021584_8923","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ M","offer_id":43870212849742,"sku":"6021584_8924","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ L","offer_id":43870212882510,"sku":"6021584_8925","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ XL","offer_id":43870212915278,"sku":"6021584_8926","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":43870212948046,"sku":"6021584_8927","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":43870212980814,"sku":"6021584_8928","price":45.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":43870213013582,"sku":"6021584_8929","price":47.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 5XL","offer_id":43870213046350,"sku":"6021584_12878","price":49.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ XS","offer_id":43870213079118,"sku":"6021584_21577","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ S","offer_id":43870213111886,"sku":"6021584_21578","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ M","offer_id":43870213144654,"sku":"6021584_21579","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ L","offer_id":43870213177422,"sku":"6021584_21580","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43870213210190,"sku":"6021584_21581","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43870213242958,"sku":"6021584_21582","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ XS","offer_id":43870213275726,"sku":"6021584_9571","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ S","offer_id":43870213308494,"sku":"6021584_8509","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ M","offer_id":43870213341262,"sku":"6021584_8510","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ L","offer_id":43870213374030,"sku":"6021584_8511","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ XL","offer_id":43870213406798,"sku":"6021584_8512","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":43870213439566,"sku":"6021584_8513","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":43870213472334,"sku":"6021584_8514","price":45.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":43870213505102,"sku":"6021584_8515","price":47.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":43870213537870,"sku":"6021584_9564","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":43870213570638,"sku":"6021584_8460","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":43870213603406,"sku":"6021584_8461","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":43870213636174,"sku":"6021584_8462","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":43870213668942,"sku":"6021584_8463","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":43870213701710,"sku":"6021584_8464","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":43870213734478,"sku":"6021584_8465","price":45.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":43870213767246,"sku":"6021584_8466","price":47.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 5XL","offer_id":43870213800014,"sku":"6021584_12879","price":49.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asphalt \/ S","offer_id":43870213832782,"sku":"6021584_4031","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asphalt \/ M","offer_id":43870213865550,"sku":"6021584_4032","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asphalt \/ L","offer_id":43870213898318,"sku":"6021584_4033","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asphalt \/ XL","offer_id":43870213931086,"sku":"6021584_4034","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asphalt \/ 2XL","offer_id":43870213963854,"sku":"6021584_4035","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asphalt \/ 3XL","offer_id":43870213996622,"sku":"6021584_5297","price":45.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asphalt \/ 4XL","offer_id":43870214029390,"sku":"6021584_5312","price":47.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Kelly \/ S","offer_id":43870214062158,"sku":"6021584_18643","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Kelly \/ M","offer_id":43870214094926,"sku":"6021584_18644","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Kelly \/ L","offer_id":43870214127694,"sku":"6021584_18645","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Kelly \/ XL","offer_id":43870214160462,"sku":"6021584_18646","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Kelly \/ 2XL","offer_id":43870214193230,"sku":"6021584_18647","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Kelly \/ 3XL","offer_id":43870214225998,"sku":"6021584_18648","price":45.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Kelly \/ 4XL","offer_id":43870214258766,"sku":"6021584_18649","price":47.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Steel Blue \/ XS","offer_id":43870214291534,"sku":"6021584_9556","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Steel Blue \/ S","offer_id":43870214324302,"sku":"6021584_4161","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Steel Blue \/ M","offer_id":43870214357070,"sku":"6021584_4162","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Steel Blue \/ L","offer_id":43870214389838,"sku":"6021584_4163","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Steel Blue \/ XL","offer_id":43870214422606,"sku":"6021584_4164","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Steel Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":43870214455374,"sku":"6021584_4165","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Steel Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":43870214488142,"sku":"6021584_5306","price":45.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Steel Blue \/ 4XL","offer_id":43870214520910,"sku":"6021584_5321","price":47.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Team Purple \/ XS","offer_id":43870214553678,"sku":"6021584_21601","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Team Purple \/ S","offer_id":43870214586446,"sku":"6021584_21602","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Team Purple \/ M","offer_id":43870214619214,"sku":"6021584_21603","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Team Purple \/ L","offer_id":43870214651982,"sku":"6021584_21604","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Team Purple \/ XL","offer_id":43870214684750,"sku":"6021584_21605","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Team Purple \/ 2XL","offer_id":43870214717518,"sku":"6021584_21606","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Columbia Blue \/ XS","offer_id":43870214750286,"sku":"6021584_21585","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Columbia Blue \/ S","offer_id":43870214783054,"sku":"6021584_21586","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Columbia Blue \/ M","offer_id":43870214815822,"sku":"6021584_21587","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Columbia Blue \/ L","offer_id":43870214848590,"sku":"6021584_21588","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Columbia Blue \/ XL","offer_id":43870214881358,"sku":"6021584_21589","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Columbia Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":43870214914126,"sku":"6021584_21590","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ XS","offer_id":43870214946894,"sku":"6021584_22049","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ S","offer_id":43870214979662,"sku":"6021584_22050","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ M","offer_id":43870215012430,"sku":"6021584_22051","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ L","offer_id":43870215045198,"sku":"6021584_22052","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ XL","offer_id":43870215077966,"sku":"6021584_22053","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 2XL","offer_id":43870215110734,"sku":"6021584_22054","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ XS","offer_id":43870215143502,"sku":"6021584_9561","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ S","offer_id":43870215176270,"sku":"6021584_6948","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ M","offer_id":43870215209038,"sku":"6021584_6949","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ L","offer_id":43870215241806,"sku":"6021584_6950","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ XL","offer_id":43870215274574,"sku":"6021584_6951","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":43870215307342,"sku":"6021584_6952","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":43870215340110,"sku":"6021584_6953","price":45.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":43870215372878,"sku":"6021584_6954","price":47.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 5XL","offer_id":43870215405646,"sku":"6021584_12876","price":49.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Pink \/ S","offer_id":43870215438414,"sku":"6021584_20680","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Pink \/ M","offer_id":43870215471182,"sku":"6021584_20678","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Pink \/ L","offer_id":43870215503950,"sku":"6021584_20676","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Pink \/ XL","offer_id":43870215536718,"sku":"6021584_20674","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":43870215569486,"sku":"6021584_20672","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":43870215602254,"sku":"6021584_20670","price":45.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Pink \/ 4XL","offer_id":43870215635022,"sku":"6021584_20668","price":47.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vintage White \/ XS","offer_id":43870215667790,"sku":"6021584_14713","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vintage White \/ S","offer_id":43870215700558,"sku":"6021584_14714","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vintage White \/ M","offer_id":43870215733326,"sku":"6021584_14715","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vintage White \/ L","offer_id":43870215766094,"sku":"6021584_14716","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vintage White \/ XL","offer_id":43870215798862,"sku":"6021584_14717","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vintage White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43870215831630,"sku":"6021584_14718","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/8207\/6238\/files\/dark_grey_bombs_-_Front.png?v=1782335388"},{"product_id":"f-bombs-away-unisex-hoodie","title":"F-Bombs Away Unisex Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome people wear hoodies for warmth. Others wear them while launching colorful language into the atmosphere and pretending they have everything under control.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis hoodie is for the walking warning labels, sarcastic professionals, and masters of expressive vocabulary who believe certain situations deserve a little extra emphasis.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe front features five cartoon-style F-bombs peacefully cruising through the sky, creating the illusion that everything is fine.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe back reveals what happened next.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA spectacular explosion. Flying F's. Shockwaves. A bewildered garden gnome suddenly participating in an unscheduled aerospace program. The kind of chaos that occurs when patience finally reaches its warranty limit.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhether you're navigating traffic, answering emails that could have been meetings, or simply existing in public, this hoodie perfectly captures those moments when your internal filter files for early retirement.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• fluent speakers of sarcasm and profanity \u003cbr\u003e• people whose favorite coping mechanism is dark humor \u003cbr\u003e• anyone who has ever muttered \"for f's sake\" before 9 a.m. \u003cbr\u003e• chaos enthusiasts with surprisingly strong communication skills \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eComfortable. Explosive. Questionably professional.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✓ Every colour features the same front \u0026amp; back design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🚚 Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\"\u003e\n\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\"\u003e\n\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e68.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e55.9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e73.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e61\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e66\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e78.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e81.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e83.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e81.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e86.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e86.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Wicked Burn Apparel Inc","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43870232707150,"sku":"6740446_5530","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43870232739918,"sku":"6740446_5531","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43870232772686,"sku":"6740446_5532","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43870232805454,"sku":"6740446_5533","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43870232838222,"sku":"6740446_5534","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43870232870990,"sku":"6740446_5535","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":43870232903758,"sku":"6740446_5536","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":43870232936526,"sku":"6740446_5537","price":72.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ S","offer_id":43870232969294,"sku":"6740446_5554","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ M","offer_id":43870233002062,"sku":"6740446_5555","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ L","offer_id":43870233034830,"sku":"6740446_5556","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ XL","offer_id":43870233067598,"sku":"6740446_5557","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 2XL","offer_id":43870233100366,"sku":"6740446_5558","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 3XL","offer_id":43870233133134,"sku":"6740446_5559","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ S","offer_id":43870233165902,"sku":"6740446_20570","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ M","offer_id":43870233198670,"sku":"6740446_20571","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ L","offer_id":43870233231438,"sku":"6740446_20572","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ XL","offer_id":43870233264206,"sku":"6740446_20573","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":43870233296974,"sku":"6740446_20574","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":43870233329742,"sku":"6740446_20575","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":43870233362510,"sku":"6740446_20576","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 5XL","offer_id":43870233395278,"sku":"6740446_20577","price":72.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":43870233428046,"sku":"6740446_10806","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":43870233460814,"sku":"6740446_10807","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":43870233493582,"sku":"6740446_10808","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":43870233526350,"sku":"6740446_10809","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":43870233559118,"sku":"6740446_10810","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":43870233591886,"sku":"6740446_10811","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":43870233624654,"sku":"6740446_10812","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 5XL","offer_id":43870233657422,"sku":"6740446_10813","price":72.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":43870233690190,"sku":"6740446_16859","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":43870233722958,"sku":"6740446_16860","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":43870233755726,"sku":"6740446_16861","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":43870233788494,"sku":"6740446_16862","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":43870233821262,"sku":"6740446_16863","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":43870233854030,"sku":"6740446_16864","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 4XL","offer_id":43870233886798,"sku":"6740446_20568","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 5XL","offer_id":43870233919566,"sku":"6740446_20569","price":72.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Sport Dark Navy \/ S","offer_id":43870233952334,"sku":"6740446_17411","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Sport Dark Navy \/ M","offer_id":43870233985102,"sku":"6740446_17410","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Sport Dark Navy \/ L","offer_id":43870234017870,"sku":"6740446_17409","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Sport Dark Navy \/ XL","offer_id":43870234050638,"sku":"6740446_17408","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Sport Dark Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":43870234083406,"sku":"6740446_17407","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Sport Dark Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":43870234116174,"sku":"6740446_17406","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ S","offer_id":43870234148942,"sku":"6740446_20546","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ M","offer_id":43870234181710,"sku":"6740446_20549","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ L","offer_id":43870234214478,"sku":"6740446_20552","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ XL","offer_id":43870234247246,"sku":"6740446_20555","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":43870234280014,"sku":"6740446_20558","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":43870234312782,"sku":"6740446_20561","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":43870234345550,"sku":"6740446_20564","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ 5XL","offer_id":43870234378318,"sku":"6740446_20567","price":72.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":43870234411086,"sku":"6740446_12989","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":43870234443854,"sku":"6740446_12990","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":43870234476622,"sku":"6740446_12991","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":43870234509390,"sku":"6740446_12992","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":43870234542158,"sku":"6740446_12993","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":43870234574926,"sku":"6740446_12994","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":43870234607694,"sku":"6740446_12995","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 5XL","offer_id":43870234640462,"sku":"6740446_12996","price":72.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":43870234673230,"sku":"6740446_5610","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":43870234705998,"sku":"6740446_5611","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":43870234738766,"sku":"6740446_5612","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43870234771534,"sku":"6740446_5613","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43870234804302,"sku":"6740446_5614","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43870234837070,"sku":"6740446_5615","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":43870234869838,"sku":"6740446_5616","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 5XL","offer_id":43870234902606,"sku":"6740446_5617","price":72.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Azalea \/ S","offer_id":43870234935374,"sku":"6740446_23489","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Azalea \/ M","offer_id":43870234968142,"sku":"6740446_23490","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Azalea \/ L","offer_id":43870235000910,"sku":"6740446_23491","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Azalea \/ XL","offer_id":43870235033678,"sku":"6740446_23492","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Azalea \/ 2XL","offer_id":43870235066446,"sku":"6740446_23493","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Azalea \/ 3XL","offer_id":43870235099214,"sku":"6740446_23494","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":43870235131982,"sku":"6740446_10849","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":43870235164750,"sku":"6740446_10850","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":43870235197518,"sku":"6740446_10851","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":43870235230286,"sku":"6740446_10852","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":43870235263054,"sku":"6740446_10853","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":43870235295822,"sku":"6740446_10854","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 4XL","offer_id":43870235328590,"sku":"6740446_10855","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 5XL","offer_id":43870235361358,"sku":"6740446_10856","price":72.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/8207\/6238\/files\/H_S_C_Navy_F_Bombs_bunny_-_Front_1.png?v=1782864045"},{"product_id":"f-bombs-away-coffee-mug","title":"F-Bombs Away Coffee Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis mug is for the wonderfully expressive humans who know that sometimes a carefully placed F-bomb communicates more than an entire paragraph ever could.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe design features a formation of cartoon-style F-bombs peacefully gliding across the front, creating a false sense of emotional stability.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThen comes the payoff. An explosive blast of flying F's, complete linguistic mayhem, and a garden gnome unexpectedly participating in what can only be described as a profanity-powered launch sequence.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's the perfect companion for coffee-fueled mornings, chaotic workdays, and those moments when your patience leaves the building without notice.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e• coffee drinkers with colorful vocabularies \u003cbr\u003e• office rebels who keep their inside thoughts mostly inside \u003cbr\u003e• sarcasm enthusiasts and professional eye-rollers \u003cbr\u003e• anyone who has ever needed caffeine before speaking to another human \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBecause sometimes the coffee isn't strong enough and the vocabulary needs to help.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eStart your day with caffeine. Finish it with emphasis.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🚚 Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wicked Burn Apparel Inc","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":43870240276558,"sku":"5038126_1320","price":23.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":43870240309326,"sku":"5038126_4830","price":26.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/8207\/6238\/files\/F_Bombs_Mug_-_Primary.png?v=1782864189"},{"product_id":"f-bombs-away-vinyl-sticker-pack","title":"F-Bombs Away Vinyl Sticker Pack","description":"\u003cp\u003eNot every thought deserves to stay inside your head.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSometimes it deserves to be immortalized on your laptop, water bottle, toolbox, travel mug, or anywhere else that could benefit from a little more explosive honesty.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe F-Bombs Away Sticker Pack celebrates the fine art of colorful language with a squadron of cartoon F-bombs soaring peacefully toward their inevitable destination: absolute chaos.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFeaturing the unforgettable Wicked Burn design complete with flying F-bombs, a spectacular explosion, and a garden gnome who suddenly finds himself participating in a profanity-powered aviation experiment, these stickers are a tribute to every moment when diplomacy was no longer an option.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e• coffee drinkers with colorful vocabularies \u003cbr\u003e• office rebels who keep their inside thoughts mostly inside \u003cbr\u003e• sarcasm enthusiasts and professional eye-rollers \u003cbr\u003e• anyone who has ever needed caffeine before speaking to another human \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhether you're decorating your laptop, cooler, notebook, toolbox, tumbler, or office equipment that has personally offended you, these stickers send a clear message:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYou have thoughts. Strong ones.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLoud. Explosive. Unapologetically expressive.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🔥\u003c\/span\u003e Choose Your Heat Setting\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🌡️\u003c\/span\u003e Simmer (3×3\" \/ 7.5x7.5cm) — Desk Pack\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for laptops, notebooks, water bottles, and other everyday surfaces. Just enough sarcasm to brighten someone's day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🔥\u003c\/span\u003e Sizzle (4×4\" \/ 10x10cm) — Everyday Pack\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cbr\u003eThe sweet spot. Big enough to get noticed, small enough to stick just about anywhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e💥\u003c\/span\u003e Full Burn (5×5\" \/ \u003cstrong\u003e 12.7 × 12.7\u003c\/strong\u003ecm) — Big Audacity Pack\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMade for toolboxes, coolers, garage fridges, shop walls, and other places where subtlety has already packed up and left.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e🚚 Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wicked Burn Apparel Inc","offers":[{"title":"3″×3″","offer_id":43870246895694,"sku":"4633698_10163","price":10.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4″×4″","offer_id":43870246928462,"sku":"4633698_10164","price":12.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5.5″×5.5″","offer_id":43870246961230,"sku":"4633698_10165","price":14.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/8207\/6238\/files\/Sticker_Mockups_-_Primary_182a0755-6f38-43c9-9b35-3678af0ecbae.png?v=1783093388"},{"product_id":"toot-your-own-horn-funny-graphic-unisex-t-shirt","title":"Toot Toot Bitches Funny Motivational Graphic Unisex T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou are an amazing human that deserves to be celebrated! You don't need the validation from others - but that doesn't mean you can't be proud of yourself. Make a little joyful noise about it!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe front features a proudly self-operated horn with the label 'my own' blasting out: \"TOOT TOOT BITCHES\" because if nobody else is celebrating your greatness, it becomes your responsibility to sing it loud and proud. The back offers a note of humility with \"Sorry about all the noise.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e• people with confidence levels we all wish we had\u003cbr\u003e• self-cheerleaders\u003cbr\u003e• legends who want you to know their accomplishments, without being too braggy about it\u003cbr\u003e• anyone who's ever succeeded on something their proud of\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBe proud of yourself, you little go-getter, you. I am.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✓ Every colour features the same front \u0026amp; back design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🚚 Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\"\u003e\n\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCHEST (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e16 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31-34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34-37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e38-41\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42-45\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e46-49\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50-53\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e54-57\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e58-61\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e35\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e62-65\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\"\u003e\n\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCHEST (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e68.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e78.7-86.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e45.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e86.4-94\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e73.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e96.5-104.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e55.9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e106.7-114.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e78.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e61\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e116.8-124.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e81.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e66\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e127-134.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e83.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e137.2-144.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e86.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e147.3-155\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e89\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e78.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e157.5-165\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Wicked Burn Apparel Inc","offers":[{"title":"Heather Kelly \/ S","offer_id":43875324133454,"sku":"6023543_18643","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Kelly \/ M","offer_id":43875324166222,"sku":"6023543_18644","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Kelly \/ L","offer_id":43875324198990,"sku":"6023543_18645","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Kelly \/ XL","offer_id":43875324231758,"sku":"6023543_18646","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Kelly \/ 2XL","offer_id":43875324264526,"sku":"6023543_18647","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Kelly \/ 3XL","offer_id":43875324297294,"sku":"6023543_18648","price":45.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Kelly \/ 4XL","offer_id":43875324330062,"sku":"6023543_18649","price":47.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Mauve \/ XS","offer_id":43875324362830,"sku":"6023543_18634","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Mauve \/ S","offer_id":43875324395598,"sku":"6023543_18635","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Mauve \/ M","offer_id":43875324428366,"sku":"6023543_18636","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Mauve \/ L","offer_id":43875324461134,"sku":"6023543_18637","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Mauve \/ XL","offer_id":43875324493902,"sku":"6023543_18638","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Mauve \/ 2XL","offer_id":43875324526670,"sku":"6023543_18639","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Mauve \/ 3XL","offer_id":43875324559438,"sku":"6023543_18640","price":45.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Mauve \/ 4XL","offer_id":43875324592206,"sku":"6023543_18641","price":47.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Steel Blue \/ XS","offer_id":43875324624974,"sku":"6023543_9556","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Steel Blue \/ S","offer_id":43875324657742,"sku":"6023543_4161","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Steel Blue \/ M","offer_id":43875324690510,"sku":"6023543_4162","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Steel Blue \/ L","offer_id":43875324723278,"sku":"6023543_4163","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Steel Blue \/ XL","offer_id":43875324756046,"sku":"6023543_4164","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Steel Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":43875324788814,"sku":"6023543_4165","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Steel Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":43875324821582,"sku":"6023543_5306","price":45.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Steel Blue \/ 4XL","offer_id":43875324854350,"sku":"6023543_5321","price":47.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pebble \/ XS","offer_id":43875324887118,"sku":"6023543_9550","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pebble \/ S","offer_id":43875324919886,"sku":"6023543_4131","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pebble \/ M","offer_id":43875324952654,"sku":"6023543_4132","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pebble \/ L","offer_id":43875324985422,"sku":"6023543_4133","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pebble \/ XL","offer_id":43875325018190,"sku":"6023543_4134","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pebble \/ 2XL","offer_id":43875325050958,"sku":"6023543_4135","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pebble \/ 3XL","offer_id":43875325083726,"sku":"6023543_17238","price":45.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pebble \/ 4XL","offer_id":43875325116494,"sku":"6023543_17239","price":47.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Team Purple \/ XS","offer_id":43875325149262,"sku":"6023543_21601","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Team Purple \/ S","offer_id":43875325182030,"sku":"6023543_21602","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Team Purple \/ M","offer_id":43875325214798,"sku":"6023543_21603","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Team Purple \/ L","offer_id":43875325247566,"sku":"6023543_21604","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Team Purple \/ XL","offer_id":43875325280334,"sku":"6023543_21605","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Team Purple \/ 2XL","offer_id":43875325313102,"sku":"6023543_21606","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Columbia Blue \/ XS","offer_id":43875325345870,"sku":"6023543_21585","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Columbia Blue \/ S","offer_id":43875325378638,"sku":"6023543_21586","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Columbia Blue \/ M","offer_id":43875325411406,"sku":"6023543_21587","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Columbia Blue \/ L","offer_id":43875325444174,"sku":"6023543_21588","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Columbia Blue \/ XL","offer_id":43875325476942,"sku":"6023543_21589","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Columbia Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":43875325509710,"sku":"6023543_21590","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Prism Lilac \/ XS","offer_id":43875325542478,"sku":"6023543_9578","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Prism Lilac \/ S","offer_id":43875325575246,"sku":"6023543_9374","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Prism Lilac \/ M","offer_id":43875325608014,"sku":"6023543_9375","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Prism Lilac \/ L","offer_id":43875325640782,"sku":"6023543_9376","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Prism Lilac \/ XL","offer_id":43875325673550,"sku":"6023543_9377","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Prism Lilac \/ 2XL","offer_id":43875325706318,"sku":"6023543_9378","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Prism Lilac \/ 3XL","offer_id":43875325739086,"sku":"6023543_9379","price":45.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Prism Lilac \/ 4XL","offer_id":43875325771854,"sku":"6023543_9380","price":47.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Prism Dusty Blue \/ XS","offer_id":43875325804622,"sku":"6023543_9580","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Prism Dusty Blue \/ S","offer_id":43875325837390,"sku":"6023543_9388","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Prism Dusty Blue \/ M","offer_id":43875325870158,"sku":"6023543_9389","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Prism Dusty Blue \/ L","offer_id":43875325902926,"sku":"6023543_9390","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Prism Dusty Blue \/ XL","offer_id":43875325935694,"sku":"6023543_9391","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Prism Dusty Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":43875325968462,"sku":"6023543_9392","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Prism Dusty Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":43875326001230,"sku":"6023543_9393","price":45.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Prism Dusty Blue \/ 4XL","offer_id":43875326033998,"sku":"6023543_9394","price":47.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ XS","offer_id":43875326099534,"sku":"6023543_9561","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ S","offer_id":43875326132302,"sku":"6023543_6948","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ M","offer_id":43875326165070,"sku":"6023543_6949","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ L","offer_id":43875326197838,"sku":"6023543_6950","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ XL","offer_id":43875326230606,"sku":"6023543_6951","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":43875326263374,"sku":"6023543_6952","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":43875326296142,"sku":"6023543_6953","price":45.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":43875326328910,"sku":"6023543_6954","price":47.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 5XL","offer_id":43875326361678,"sku":"6023543_12876","price":49.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Pink \/ S","offer_id":43875326394446,"sku":"6023543_20680","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Pink \/ M","offer_id":43875326427214,"sku":"6023543_20678","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Pink \/ L","offer_id":43875326459982,"sku":"6023543_20676","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Pink \/ XL","offer_id":43875326492750,"sku":"6023543_20674","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":43875326525518,"sku":"6023543_20672","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":43875326558286,"sku":"6023543_20670","price":45.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Pink \/ 4XL","offer_id":43875326591054,"sku":"6023543_20668","price":47.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vintage White \/ XS","offer_id":43875326623822,"sku":"6023543_14713","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vintage White \/ S","offer_id":43875326656590,"sku":"6023543_14714","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vintage White \/ M","offer_id":43875326689358,"sku":"6023543_14715","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vintage White \/ L","offer_id":43875326722126,"sku":"6023543_14716","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vintage White \/ XL","offer_id":43875326754894,"sku":"6023543_14717","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vintage White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43875326787662,"sku":"6023543_14718","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/8207\/6238\/files\/h_p_dusty_blue_toot_-_Front.png?v=1782345544"},{"product_id":"toot-toot-bitches-funny-motivational-graphic-unisex-hoodie","title":"Toot Toot Bitches Funny Motivational Graphic Unisex Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome people wait for recognition. Others grab a hoodie, pick up a trumpet, and handle the celebration themselves.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Toot Toot Bitches hoodie is for the unapologetically confident, the quietly accomplished, and anyone who understands that being proud of yourself isn't arrogance—it's good record keeping.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe front features a proudly self-operated horn labeled \"My Own\" blasting out: \"TOOT TOOT BITCHES\" Because if nobody else is announcing your victories, someone has to.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe back adds a touch of humility with: \"Sorry About All the Noise.\" A polite apology for all the success, confidence, and general excellence happening in your vicinity.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e• people with confidence levels we all wish we had\u003cbr\u003e• self-cheerleaders and personal hype squads\u003cbr\u003e• achievers who worked hard and aren't afraid to admit it\u003cbr\u003e• legends who know the difference between bragging and celebrating\u003cbr\u003e• anyone who has ever crushed a goal and wanted to enjoy the moment\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYou worked for it. You earned it. Now make a little noise.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✓ Every colour features the same front \u0026amp; back design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🚚 Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\"\u003e\n\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\"\u003e\n\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e68.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e55.9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e73.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e61\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e66\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e78.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e81.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e83.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e81.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e86.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e86.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Wicked Burn Apparel Inc","offers":[{"title":"Irish Green \/ S","offer_id":43875346677838,"sku":"4474855_5546","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Irish Green \/ M","offer_id":43875346710606,"sku":"4474855_5547","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Irish Green \/ L","offer_id":43875346743374,"sku":"4474855_5548","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Irish Green \/ XL","offer_id":43875346776142,"sku":"4474855_5549","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Irish Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":43875346808910,"sku":"4474855_5550","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Irish Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":43875346841678,"sku":"4474855_5551","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":43875346874446,"sku":"4474855_12989","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":43875346907214,"sku":"4474855_12990","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":43875346939982,"sku":"4474855_12991","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":43875346972750,"sku":"4474855_12992","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":43875347005518,"sku":"4474855_12993","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":43875347038286,"sku":"4474855_12994","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":43875347071054,"sku":"4474855_12995","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 5XL","offer_id":43875347103822,"sku":"4474855_12996","price":72.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":43875347136590,"sku":"4474855_5610","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":43875347169358,"sku":"4474855_5611","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":43875347202126,"sku":"4474855_5612","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43875347234894,"sku":"4474855_5613","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43875347267662,"sku":"4474855_5614","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43875347300430,"sku":"4474855_5615","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":43875347333198,"sku":"4474855_5616","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 5XL","offer_id":43875347365966,"sku":"4474855_5617","price":72.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carolina Blue \/ S","offer_id":43875347398734,"sku":"4474855_21635","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carolina Blue \/ M","offer_id":43875347431502,"sku":"4474855_21636","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carolina Blue \/ L","offer_id":43875347464270,"sku":"4474855_21637","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carolina Blue \/ XL","offer_id":43875347497038,"sku":"4474855_21638","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carolina Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":43875347529806,"sku":"4474855_21639","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carolina Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":43875347562574,"sku":"4474855_21640","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carolina Blue \/ 4XL","offer_id":43875347595342,"sku":"4474855_21641","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carolina Blue \/ 5XL","offer_id":43875347628110,"sku":"4474855_21642","price":72.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Azalea \/ S","offer_id":43875347660878,"sku":"4474855_23489","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Azalea \/ M","offer_id":43875347693646,"sku":"4474855_23490","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Azalea \/ L","offer_id":43875347726414,"sku":"4474855_23491","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Azalea \/ XL","offer_id":43875347759182,"sku":"4474855_23492","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Azalea \/ 2XL","offer_id":43875347791950,"sku":"4474855_23493","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Azalea \/ 3XL","offer_id":43875347824718,"sku":"4474855_23494","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":43875347857486,"sku":"4474855_10841","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":43875347890254,"sku":"4474855_10842","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":43875347923022,"sku":"4474855_10843","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":43875347955790,"sku":"4474855_10844","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":43875347988558,"sku":"4474855_10845","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":43875348021326,"sku":"4474855_10846","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 4XL","offer_id":43875348054094,"sku":"4474855_10847","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 5XL","offer_id":43875348086862,"sku":"4474855_10848","price":72.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":43875348119630,"sku":"4474855_10849","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":43875348152398,"sku":"4474855_10850","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":43875348185166,"sku":"4474855_10851","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":43875348217934,"sku":"4474855_10852","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":43875348250702,"sku":"4474855_10853","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":43875348283470,"sku":"4474855_10854","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 4XL","offer_id":43875348316238,"sku":"4474855_10855","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 5XL","offer_id":43875348349006,"sku":"4474855_10856","price":72.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ S","offer_id":43875348381774,"sku":"4474855_20544","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ M","offer_id":43875348414542,"sku":"4474855_20547","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ L","offer_id":43875348447310,"sku":"4474855_20550","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ XL","offer_id":43875348480078,"sku":"4474855_20553","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 2XL","offer_id":43875348512846,"sku":"4474855_20556","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 3XL","offer_id":43875348545614,"sku":"4474855_20559","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 4XL","offer_id":43875348578382,"sku":"4474855_20562","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 5XL","offer_id":43875348611150,"sku":"4474855_20565","price":72.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/8207\/6238\/files\/carolina_toot_bunny_-_Front_1.png?v=1782512007"},{"product_id":"toot-toot-bitches-funny-motivational-mug","title":"Toot Toot Bitches Funny Motivational Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eNot every achievement gets a trophy. Some get a coffee.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Toot Toot Bitches mug is for people who know they've earned the right to celebrate themselves—even if it's just surviving another week, finishing a big project, or finally proving the doubters wrong.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOne side features a proudly self-operated horn labeled \"My Own\" blasting out: \"TOOT TOOT BITCHES\" Because self-confidence is a renewable resource, and you're done waiting for someone else to hand it out.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe other side follows up with: \"Sorry About All the Noise.\" A polite disclaimer for the unavoidable sound of excellence happening nearby.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e• self-made success stories\u003cbr\u003e• people who celebrate wins both big and small\u003cbr\u003e• ambitious go-getters\u003cbr\u003e• coffee drinkers with healthy confidence levels\u003cbr\u003e• anyone who's earned the right to brag just a little\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYou've worked hard. You've accomplished things. You might as well enjoy the view from up there.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eToot toot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🚚 Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wicked Burn Apparel Inc","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":43875353591886,"sku":"1346881_1320","price":23.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":43875353624654,"sku":"1346881_4830","price":26.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/8207\/6238\/files\/toot_Mug_-_Primary.png?v=1782512138"},{"product_id":"toot-toot-bitches-funny-motivational-vinyl-sticker-pack","title":"Toot Toot Bitches Funny Motivational Vinyl Sticker Pack","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou don't always need a crowd to celebrate your victories. Sometimes you just need a sticker.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Toot Toot Bitches Sticker Pack is for the self-motivated legends who aren't afraid to acknowledge a job well done. Whether you've conquered a major goal, survived a difficult week, or simply managed to keep all the plates spinning, consider this your official permission to celebrate yourself.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis sticker pack includes three designs inspired by the original artwork:\u003cbr\u003e• A proudly self-operated trumpet featuring \"Toot Toot Bitches\"\u003cbr\u003e• A \"Sorry About All the Noise\" sticker for those rare moments of humility\u003cbr\u003e• A Wicked Burn logo sticker to complete the collection\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e• self-cheerleaders\u003cbr\u003e• ambitious go-getters\u003cbr\u003e• people who have earned the right to brag a little\u003cbr\u003e• laptop, water bottle, and notebook collectors\u003cbr\u003e• anyone whose biggest fan is themselves (as it should be)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eStick them on your laptop, water bottle, notebook, toolbox, locker, or anywhere that could use a little more confidence and a lot more personality.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBecause waiting for someone else to recognize your accomplishments seems wildly inefficient.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eToot toot, you magnificent overachiever.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🔥\u003c\/span\u003e Choose Your Heat Setting\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🌡️\u003c\/span\u003e Simmer (3×3\" \/ 7.5x7.5cm) — Desk Pack\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for laptops, notebooks, water bottles, and other everyday surfaces. Just enough sarcasm to brighten someone's day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🔥\u003c\/span\u003e Sizzle (4×4\" \/ 10x10cm) — Everyday Pack\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cbr\u003eThe sweet spot. Big enough to get noticed, small enough to stick just about anywhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e💥\u003c\/span\u003e Full Burn (5×5\" \/ \u003cstrong\u003e 12.7 × 12.7\u003c\/strong\u003ecm) — Big Audacity Pack\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMade for toolboxes, coolers, garage fridges, shop walls, and other places where subtlety has already packed up and left.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e🚚 Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wicked Burn Apparel Inc","offers":[{"title":"3″×3″","offer_id":43875357229134,"sku":"5156127_10163","price":10.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4″×4″","offer_id":43875357261902,"sku":"5156127_10164","price":12.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5.5″×5.5″","offer_id":43875357294670,"sku":"5156127_10165","price":14.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/8207\/6238\/files\/Sticker_Mockups_-_Primary_5ac9866c-09f2-4510-ba50-79fb00ef6e10.png?v=1783096600"},{"product_id":"hush-now-its-just-a-nursery-rhyme-dark-plague-doctor-horror-t-shirt","title":"Hush Now... It's Just a Nursery Rhyme | Dark Plague Doctor Horror T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome nursery rhymes were never meant to stay innocent.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Hush Now... It's Just a Nursery Rhyme tee takes inspiration from the eerie origins of Ring Around the Rosie, transforming a familiar childhood rhyme into a haunting gothic design. Featuring a solemn plague doctor surrounded by wilted flowers beneath the bold \"Hush Now\" headline, this artwork blends dark history, horror aesthetics, and just the right amount of unsettling humor.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTurn around and the back delivers the perfectly sarcastic punchline: \"Relax... It's Just a Nursery Rhyme.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhether you're a horror fanatic, history buff, gothic soul, or simply appreciate creepy designs with clever humor, this shirt is guaranteed to start conversations... and maybe make people rethink their childhood.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e• Horror fans who enjoy dark historical references \u003cbr\u003e• Gothic fashion lovers \u003cbr\u003e• Halloween enthusiasts \u003cbr\u003e• Plague doctor collectors \u003cbr\u003e• Fans of spooky humor and creepy artwork \u003cbr\u003e• Anyone who knows nursery rhymes aren't always as innocent as they seem \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eComfortable enough for everyday wear.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCreepy enough for every season.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✓ Every colour features the same front \u0026amp; back design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🚚 Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\"\u003e\n\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCHEST (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e16 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31-34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34-37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e38-41\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42-45\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e46-49\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50-53\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e54-57\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e58-61\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e35\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e62-65\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\"\u003e\n\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCHEST (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e68.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e78.7-86.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e45.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e86.4-94\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e73.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e96.5-104.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e55.9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e106.7-114.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e78.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e61\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e116.8-124.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e81.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e66\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e127-134.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e83.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e137.2-144.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e86.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e147.3-155\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e89\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e78.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e157.5-165\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Wicked Burn Apparel Inc","offers":[{"title":"Black Heather \/ XS","offer_id":43875388751950,"sku":"8366225_9575","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ S","offer_id":43875388784718,"sku":"8366225_8923","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ M","offer_id":43875388817486,"sku":"8366225_8924","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ L","offer_id":43875388850254,"sku":"8366225_8925","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ XL","offer_id":43875388883022,"sku":"8366225_8926","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":43875388915790,"sku":"8366225_8927","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":43875388948558,"sku":"8366225_8928","price":45.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":43875388981326,"sku":"8366225_8929","price":47.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 5XL","offer_id":43875389014094,"sku":"8366225_12878","price":49.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Emerald \/ XS","offer_id":43875389046862,"sku":"8366225_24337","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Emerald \/ S","offer_id":43875389079630,"sku":"8366225_24338","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Emerald \/ M","offer_id":43875389112398,"sku":"8366225_24339","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Emerald \/ L","offer_id":43875389145166,"sku":"8366225_24340","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Emerald \/ XL","offer_id":43875389177934,"sku":"8366225_24341","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Emerald \/ 2XL","offer_id":43875389210702,"sku":"8366225_24342","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Emerald \/ 3XL","offer_id":43875389243470,"sku":"8366225_24343","price":45.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ S","offer_id":43875389276238,"sku":"8366225_4046","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ M","offer_id":43875389309006,"sku":"8366225_4047","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ L","offer_id":43875389341774,"sku":"8366225_4048","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ XL","offer_id":43875389374542,"sku":"8366225_4049","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ 2XL","offer_id":43875389407310,"sku":"8366225_4050","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ XS","offer_id":43875389440078,"sku":"8366225_21577","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ S","offer_id":43875389472846,"sku":"8366225_21578","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ M","offer_id":43875389505614,"sku":"8366225_21579","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ L","offer_id":43875389538382,"sku":"8366225_21580","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43875389571150,"sku":"8366225_21581","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43875389603918,"sku":"8366225_21582","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":43875389636686,"sku":"8366225_9564","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":43875389669454,"sku":"8366225_8460","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":43875389702222,"sku":"8366225_8461","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":43875389734990,"sku":"8366225_8462","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":43875389767758,"sku":"8366225_8463","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":43875389800526,"sku":"8366225_8464","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":43875389833294,"sku":"8366225_8465","price":45.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":43875389866062,"sku":"8366225_8466","price":47.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 5XL","offer_id":43875389898830,"sku":"8366225_12879","price":49.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XS","offer_id":43875389931598,"sku":"8366225_17202","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":43875389964366,"sku":"8366225_17203","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":43875389997134,"sku":"8366225_17204","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":43875390029902,"sku":"8366225_17205","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":43875390062670,"sku":"8366225_17206","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":43875390095438,"sku":"8366225_17209","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":43875390128206,"sku":"8366225_17208","price":45.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":43875390160974,"sku":"8366225_17207","price":47.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asphalt \/ S","offer_id":43875390193742,"sku":"8366225_4031","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asphalt \/ M","offer_id":43875390226510,"sku":"8366225_4032","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asphalt \/ L","offer_id":43875390259278,"sku":"8366225_4033","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asphalt \/ XL","offer_id":43875390292046,"sku":"8366225_4034","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asphalt \/ 2XL","offer_id":43875390324814,"sku":"8366225_4035","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asphalt \/ 3XL","offer_id":43875390357582,"sku":"8366225_5297","price":45.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asphalt \/ 4XL","offer_id":43875390390350,"sku":"8366225_5312","price":47.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Clay \/ XS","offer_id":43875390423118,"sku":"8366225_22031","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Clay \/ S","offer_id":43875390455886,"sku":"8366225_22032","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Clay \/ M","offer_id":43875390488654,"sku":"8366225_22033","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Clay \/ L","offer_id":43875390521422,"sku":"8366225_22034","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Clay \/ XL","offer_id":43875390554190,"sku":"8366225_22035","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Clay \/ 2XL","offer_id":43875390586958,"sku":"8366225_22036","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Slate \/ XS","offer_id":43875390619726,"sku":"8366225_18618","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Slate \/ S","offer_id":43875390652494,"sku":"8366225_18619","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Slate \/ M","offer_id":43875390685262,"sku":"8366225_18620","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Slate \/ L","offer_id":43875390718030,"sku":"8366225_18621","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Slate \/ XL","offer_id":43875390750798,"sku":"8366225_18622","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Slate \/ 2XL","offer_id":43875390783566,"sku":"8366225_18623","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/8207\/6238\/files\/h_black_hush_now_-_Front.png?v=1782424820"},{"product_id":"hush-now-its-just-a-nursery-rhyme-gothic-plague-doctor-horror-unisex-hoodie","title":"Hush Now... It's Just a Nursery Rhyme | Gothic Plague Doctor Horror Unisex Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhen the weather gets colder, the creepy gets even better.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis Hush Now... It's Just a Nursery Rhyme hoodie wraps you in cozy comfort while embracing one of history's eeriest inspirations. The striking plague doctor artwork paired with wilted florals gives classic gothic vibes, while the back reminds everyone: \"Relax... It's Just a Nursery Rhyme.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eInspired by the chilling folklore surrounding Ring Around the Rosie, this hoodie is perfect for horror lovers who appreciate subtle references, dark humor, and beautifully macabre artwork.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIdeal for haunted attractions, bonfires, horror conventions, spooky movie marathons, or simply surviving everyday life looking ominously stylish.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e• Gothic fashion lovers \u003cbr\u003e• Horror collectors \u003cbr\u003e• Halloween fans \u003cbr\u003e• Dark academia enthusiasts \u003cbr\u003e• Plague doctor enthusiasts \u003cbr\u003e• Fans of creepy historical references \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBecause nothing says cozy quite like existential childhood trauma.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✓ Every colour features the same front \u0026amp; back design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🚚 Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\"\u003e\n\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\"\u003e\n\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e68.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e55.9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e73.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e61\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e66\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e78.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e81.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e83.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e81.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e86.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e86.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Wicked Burn Apparel Inc","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43875392454734,"sku":"7724037_5530","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43875392487502,"sku":"7724037_5531","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43875392520270,"sku":"7724037_5532","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43875392553038,"sku":"7724037_5533","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43875392585806,"sku":"7724037_5534","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43875392618574,"sku":"7724037_5535","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":43875392651342,"sku":"7724037_5536","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":43875392684110,"sku":"7724037_5537","price":72.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ S","offer_id":43875392716878,"sku":"7724037_5554","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ M","offer_id":43875392749646,"sku":"7724037_5555","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ L","offer_id":43875392782414,"sku":"7724037_5556","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ XL","offer_id":43875392815182,"sku":"7724037_5557","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 2XL","offer_id":43875392847950,"sku":"7724037_5558","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 3XL","offer_id":43875392880718,"sku":"7724037_5559","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ S","offer_id":43875392913486,"sku":"7724037_20570","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ M","offer_id":43875392946254,"sku":"7724037_20571","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ L","offer_id":43875392979022,"sku":"7724037_20572","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ XL","offer_id":43875393011790,"sku":"7724037_20573","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":43875393044558,"sku":"7724037_20574","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":43875393077326,"sku":"7724037_20575","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":43875393110094,"sku":"7724037_20576","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 5XL","offer_id":43875393142862,"sku":"7724037_20577","price":72.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":43875393175630,"sku":"7724037_10806","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":43875393208398,"sku":"7724037_10807","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":43875393241166,"sku":"7724037_10808","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":43875393273934,"sku":"7724037_10809","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":43875393306702,"sku":"7724037_10810","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":43875393339470,"sku":"7724037_10811","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":43875393372238,"sku":"7724037_10812","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 5XL","offer_id":43875393405006,"sku":"7724037_10813","price":72.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":43875393437774,"sku":"7724037_16859","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":43875393470542,"sku":"7724037_16860","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":43875393503310,"sku":"7724037_16861","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":43875393536078,"sku":"7724037_16862","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":43875393568846,"sku":"7724037_16863","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":43875393601614,"sku":"7724037_16864","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 4XL","offer_id":43875393634382,"sku":"7724037_20568","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 5XL","offer_id":43875393667150,"sku":"7724037_20569","price":72.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Sport Dark Navy \/ S","offer_id":43875393699918,"sku":"7724037_17411","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Sport Dark Navy \/ M","offer_id":43875393732686,"sku":"7724037_17410","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Sport Dark Navy \/ L","offer_id":43875393765454,"sku":"7724037_17409","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Sport Dark Navy \/ XL","offer_id":43875393798222,"sku":"7724037_17408","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Sport Dark Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":43875393830990,"sku":"7724037_17407","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Sport Dark Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":43875393863758,"sku":"7724037_17406","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ S","offer_id":43875393896526,"sku":"7724037_20546","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ M","offer_id":43875393929294,"sku":"7724037_20549","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ L","offer_id":43875393962062,"sku":"7724037_20552","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ XL","offer_id":43875393994830,"sku":"7724037_20555","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":43875394027598,"sku":"7724037_20558","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":43875394060366,"sku":"7724037_20561","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":43875394093134,"sku":"7724037_20564","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ 5XL","offer_id":43875394125902,"sku":"7724037_20567","price":72.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/8207\/6238\/files\/black_hush_now_bunny_-_Front_1.png?v=1782509474"},{"product_id":"hush-now-its-just-a-nursery-rhyme-gothic-plague-doctor-coffee-mug","title":"Hush Now... It's Just a Nursery Rhyme | Gothic Plague Doctor Coffee Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eEvery great morning deserves a slightly unsettling mug.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFeaturing the haunting plague doctor artwork on one side and the sarcastic reassurance \"Relax... It's Just a Nursery Rhyme\" on the other, this mug is perfect for coffee, tea, or whatever gets you through another questionable day.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eInspired by the unsettling folklore of Ring Around the Rosie, it's the ideal drinkware for horror lovers who enjoy their caffeine with a side of gothic atmosphere.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhether you're reading spooky novels, decorating your office, or plotting your Halloween display six months early, this mug delivers dark charm with every sip.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e• Horror coffee lovers \u003cbr\u003e• Gothic home décor \u003cbr\u003e• Halloween enthusiasts \u003cbr\u003e• History lovers \u003cbr\u003e• Fans of plague doctor artwork \u003cbr\u003e• Collectors of creepy mugs \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWarning: May encourage suspicious side-eye from coworkers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🚚 Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wicked Burn Apparel Inc","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":43875395436622,"sku":"5699752_1320","price":23.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":43875395469390,"sku":"5699752_4830","price":26.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/8207\/6238\/files\/hush_now_Mug_-_Primary.png?v=1782509603"},{"product_id":"hush-now-its-just-a-nursery-rhyme-gothic-horror-vinyl-sticker-pack","title":"Hush Now... It's Just a Nursery Rhyme | Gothic Horror Vinyl Sticker Pack","description":"\u003cp\u003eWho says creepy can't be adorable?\u003cbr\u003eThis Hush Now... It's Just a Nursery Rhyme sticker pack lets you add a little gothic charm wherever you stick it. Inspired by the unsettling history behind Ring Around the Rosie, these high-quality stickers feature the haunting plague doctor artwork alongside the tongue-in-cheek phrase that makes everyone do a double take.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for decorating laptops, water bottles, journals, e-readers, phone cases, notebooks, or anything else that could use a little beautifully dark personality.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDurable, eye-catching, and guaranteed to spark conversations with fellow horror fans.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e• Horror lovers \u003cbr\u003e• Gothic aesthetics \u003cbr\u003e• Halloween decorating \u003cbr\u003e• Journaling and planners \u003cbr\u003e• Water bottles and laptops \u003cbr\u003e• Fans of dark humor and spooky folklore \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBecause even your water bottle deserves a healthy dose of gothic sarcasm.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🔥\u003c\/span\u003e Choose Your Heat Setting\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🌡️\u003c\/span\u003e Simmer (3×3\" \/ 7.5x7.5cm) — Desk Pack\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for laptops, notebooks, water bottles, and other everyday surfaces. Just enough sarcasm to brighten someone's day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🔥\u003c\/span\u003e Sizzle (4×4\" \/ 10x10cm) — Everyday Pack\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cbr\u003eThe sweet spot. Big enough to get noticed, small enough to stick just about anywhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e💥\u003c\/span\u003e Full Burn (5×5\" \/ \u003cstrong\u003e 12.7 × 12.7\u003c\/strong\u003ecm) — Big Audacity Pack\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMade for toolboxes, coolers, garage fridges, shop walls, and other places where subtlety has already packed up and left.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e🚚 Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wicked Burn Apparel Inc","offers":[{"title":"3″×3″","offer_id":43875398287438,"sku":"5345690_10163","price":10.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4″×4″","offer_id":43875398320206,"sku":"5345690_10164","price":12.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5.5″×5.5″","offer_id":43875398352974,"sku":"5345690_10165","price":14.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/8207\/6238\/files\/Sticker_Mockups_-_Primary_dc631a48-b0eb-45a0-846a-fe5fa0f4c839.png?v=1783098210"},{"product_id":"hot-chad-its-his-devastating-wit-funny-graphic-unisex-t-shirt","title":"Hot Chad – It's His Devastating Wit Funny Graphic Unisex T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eEvery workplace, friend group, gym, or coffee shop has one.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHot Chad.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe guy who somehow causes spontaneous conversations, suspiciously frequent volunteer shifts, and an unexplained increase in \"just stopping by.\" Naturally, it's not because he's ridiculously good-looking. It's because of his devastating wit.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe front introduces the legend himself with a cheerful wave and the completely innocent observation: \"He's the reason I came today.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe back offers the only reasonable explanation: \"Relax Brenda. It's his devastating wit.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSubtle enough to earn a double take. Sarcastic enough to make people wonder whether they're the Brenda in the room.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLooks fade. Apparently devastating wit does not.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✓ Every colour features the same front \u0026amp; back design.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🚚 Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\"\u003e\n\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCHEST (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e16 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31-34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34-37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e38-41\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42-45\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e46-49\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50-53\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e54-57\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e58-61\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e35\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e62-65\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\"\u003e\n\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCHEST (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e68.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e78.7-86.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e45.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e86.4-94\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e73.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e96.5-104.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e55.9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e106.7-114.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e78.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e61\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e116.8-124.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e81.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e66\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e127-134.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e83.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e137.2-144.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e86.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e147.3-155\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e89\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e78.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e157.5-165\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Wicked Burn Apparel Inc","offers":[{"title":"Black Heather \/ XS","offer_id":44097033666638,"sku":"7119221_9575","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ S","offer_id":44097033699406,"sku":"7119221_8923","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ M","offer_id":44097033732174,"sku":"7119221_8924","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ L","offer_id":44097033764942,"sku":"7119221_8925","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ XL","offer_id":44097033797710,"sku":"7119221_8926","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":44097033830478,"sku":"7119221_8927","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":44097033863246,"sku":"7119221_8928","price":45.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":44097033896014,"sku":"7119221_8929","price":47.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 5XL","offer_id":44097033928782,"sku":"7119221_12878","price":49.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":44097033961550,"sku":"7119221_9546","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":44097033994318,"sku":"7119221_4111","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":44097034027086,"sku":"7119221_4112","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":44097034059854,"sku":"7119221_4113","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":44097034092622,"sku":"7119221_4114","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":44097034125390,"sku":"7119221_4115","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":44097034158158,"sku":"7119221_12874","price":45.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":44097034190926,"sku":"7119221_12875","price":47.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":44097034223694,"sku":"7119221_12873","price":49.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ S","offer_id":44097034256462,"sku":"7119221_4046","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ M","offer_id":44097034289230,"sku":"7119221_4047","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ L","offer_id":44097034321998,"sku":"7119221_4048","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ XL","offer_id":44097034354766,"sku":"7119221_4049","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ 2XL","offer_id":44097034387534,"sku":"7119221_4050","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Deep Teal \/ S","offer_id":44097034420302,"sku":"7119221_8481","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Deep Teal \/ M","offer_id":44097034453070,"sku":"7119221_8482","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Deep Teal \/ L","offer_id":44097034485838,"sku":"7119221_8483","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Deep Teal \/ XL","offer_id":44097034518606,"sku":"7119221_8484","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Deep Teal \/ 2XL","offer_id":44097034551374,"sku":"7119221_8485","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Deep Teal \/ 3XL","offer_id":44097034584142,"sku":"7119221_8486","price":45.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Deep Teal \/ 4XL","offer_id":44097034616910,"sku":"7119221_8487","price":47.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Pink \/ S","offer_id":44097034649678,"sku":"7119221_20680","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Pink \/ M","offer_id":44097034682446,"sku":"7119221_20678","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Pink \/ L","offer_id":44097034715214,"sku":"7119221_20676","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Pink \/ XL","offer_id":44097034747982,"sku":"7119221_20674","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":44097034780750,"sku":"7119221_20672","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":44097034813518,"sku":"7119221_20670","price":45.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Pink \/ 4XL","offer_id":44097034846286,"sku":"7119221_20668","price":47.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vintage White \/ XS","offer_id":44097034879054,"sku":"7119221_14713","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vintage White \/ S","offer_id":44097034911822,"sku":"7119221_14714","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vintage White \/ M","offer_id":44097034944590,"sku":"7119221_14715","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vintage White \/ L","offer_id":44097034977358,"sku":"7119221_14716","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vintage White \/ XL","offer_id":44097035010126,"sku":"7119221_14717","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vintage White \/ 2XL","offer_id":44097035042894,"sku":"7119221_14718","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/8207\/6238\/files\/T-shirt_Mockups_-_Front.png?v=1785433288"},{"product_id":"hot-chad-devastating-wit-funny-unisex-hoodie","title":"Hot Chad – Devastating Wit Funny Unisex Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003eCold weather deserves warm sarcasm. This hoodie celebrates that one effortlessly charismatic guy everyone swears they're only talking to because he's interesting. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSure.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe front introduces Hot Chad with retro-inspired artwork and the suspiciously honest admission: \"He's the reason I came today.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFlip it over and reality gets corrected. \"Relax Brenda. It's his devastating wit.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for chilly mornings, office banter, weekend errands, and pretending everyone's motivations are completely wholesome. Comfortable enough to wear all day.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDevastating wit sold separately.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✓ Every colour features the same front \u0026amp; back design.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🚚 Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\"\u003e\n\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\"\u003e\n\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e68.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e55.9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e73.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e61\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e66\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e78.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e81.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e83.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e81.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e86.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e86.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Wicked Burn Apparel Inc","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":44097128169550,"sku":"5287532_5530","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":44097128202318,"sku":"5287532_5531","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":44097128235086,"sku":"5287532_5532","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":44097128267854,"sku":"5287532_5533","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":44097128300622,"sku":"5287532_5534","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":44097128333390,"sku":"5287532_5535","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":44097128366158,"sku":"5287532_5536","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":44097128398926,"sku":"5287532_5537","price":72.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":44097128431694,"sku":"5287532_5594","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":44097128464462,"sku":"5287532_5595","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":44097128497230,"sku":"5287532_5596","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":44097128529998,"sku":"5287532_5597","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":44097128562766,"sku":"5287532_5598","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":44097128595534,"sku":"5287532_5599","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":44097128628302,"sku":"5287532_5600","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":44097128661070,"sku":"5287532_5601","price":72.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ S","offer_id":44097128693838,"sku":"5287532_5554","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ M","offer_id":44097128726606,"sku":"5287532_5555","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ L","offer_id":44097128759374,"sku":"5287532_5556","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ XL","offer_id":44097128792142,"sku":"5287532_5557","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 2XL","offer_id":44097128824910,"sku":"5287532_5558","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 3XL","offer_id":44097128857678,"sku":"5287532_5559","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Sport Dark Navy \/ S","offer_id":44097128890446,"sku":"5287532_17411","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Sport Dark Navy \/ M","offer_id":44097128923214,"sku":"5287532_17410","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Sport Dark Navy \/ L","offer_id":44097128955982,"sku":"5287532_17409","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Sport Dark Navy \/ XL","offer_id":44097128988750,"sku":"5287532_17408","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Sport Dark Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":44097129021518,"sku":"5287532_17407","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Sport Dark Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":44097129054286,"sku":"5287532_17406","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":44097129087054,"sku":"5287532_10849","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":44097129119822,"sku":"5287532_10850","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":44097129152590,"sku":"5287532_10851","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":44097129185358,"sku":"5287532_10852","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":44097129218126,"sku":"5287532_10853","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":44097129250894,"sku":"5287532_10854","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 4XL","offer_id":44097129283662,"sku":"5287532_10855","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 5XL","offer_id":44097129316430,"sku":"5287532_10856","price":72.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/8207\/6238\/files\/Black_Hot_Chad_bunny_-_Front_1.png?v=1785436669"},{"product_id":"hot-chad-its-his-devastating-wit-funny-mug","title":"Hot Chad – It's His Devastating Wit Funny Mug","description":"Every office has a Hot Chad. And everyone hopes he's at coffee when they take their break. This mug simply acknowledges the obvious... while pretending not to.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFeaturing the front artwork of everyone's favorite charismatic legend and the back reminder: \"Relax Brenda. It's his devastating wit.\"\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIdeal for coffee, tea, or silently observing the office dynamics unfold exactly as expected.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPairs exceptionally well with coffee and unsolicited workplace gossip.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e\n• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter","brand":"Wicked Burn Apparel Inc","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":44097182531662,"sku":"8812811_1320","price":23.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":44097182564430,"sku":"8812811_4830","price":26.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/8207\/6238\/files\/Hot_Chad_Mug_-_Primary.png?v=1785441901"},{"product_id":"hot-chad-funny-sticker-pack-devastating-wit-collection","title":"Hot Chad Funny Sticker Pack – Devastating Wit Collection","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome people earn attention. Others simply exist as Hot Chad.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis sticker pack celebrates the mysterious force field surrounding the world's most effortlessly popular guy—and the friends convinced it has absolutely nothing to do with his looks.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFeaturing retro-inspired artwork, playful typography, and the unforgettable line: \"Relax Brenda. It's his devastating wit.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for laptops, water bottles, notebooks, toolboxes, coolers, and anywhere that could use a little dry observational humour.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBecause every friend group has a Hot Chad. And a Brenda.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eEvery Sticker Pack:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🔥\u003c\/span\u003e Choose Your Heat Setting\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🌡️\u003c\/span\u003e Simmer (3×3\" \/ 7.5x7.5cm) — Desk Pack\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for laptops, notebooks, water bottles, and other everyday surfaces. Just enough sarcasm to brighten someone's day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🔥\u003c\/span\u003e Sizzle (4×4\" \/ 10x10cm) — Everyday Pack\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cbr\u003eThe sweet spot. Big enough to get noticed, small enough to stick just about anywhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e💥\u003c\/span\u003e Full Burn (5×5\" \/  12.7 × 12.7cm) — Big Audacity Pack\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMade for toolboxes, coolers, garage fridges, shop walls, and other places where subtlety has already packed up and left.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🚚\u003c\/span\u003e Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wicked Burn Apparel Inc","offers":[{"title":"3″×3″","offer_id":44097338867790,"sku":"6031515_10163","price":10.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4″×4″","offer_id":44097338900558,"sku":"6031515_10164","price":12.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5.5″×5.5″","offer_id":44097338933326,"sku":"6031515_10165","price":14.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/8207\/6238\/files\/Hot_Chad_Stickers_-_Primary.png?v=1785443823"},{"product_id":"keep-on-truckin-unisex-t-shirt-there-s-always-feet-pics","title":"Keep on Truckin’ Unisex T-Shirt – There’s Always Feet Pics","description":"Keep on truckin’. Keep moving. Keep pushing through. And if all else fails… there’s always feet pics.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nA cheeky modern twist on the classic ’70s phrase of encouragement, this shirt takes old-school optimism and gives it a very 2026 contingency plan. Because sometimes “follow your dreams” feels a little ambitious, but monetizing your feet? Apparently that’s an option.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFeaturing a fiery retro truckin’ graphic on the front and the very practical backup plan on the back, this is a shirt for anyone who has ever stared at their inbox and wondered if there’s another way to make a living.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nVintage optimism. Modern desperation.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n✓ Every colour features the same front \u0026amp; back design.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🚚 Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"imperial\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCHEST (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e16 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31-34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34-37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e38-41\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42-45\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e46-49\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50-53\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"metric\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCHEST (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e68.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e78.7-86.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e45.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e86.4-94\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e73.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e96.5-104.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e55.9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e106.7-114.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e78.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e61\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e116.8-124.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e81.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e66\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e127-134.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Wicked Burn Apparel Inc","offers":[{"title":"Heather Brown \/ XS","offer_id":44186379124814,"sku":"2105846_24330","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Brown \/ S","offer_id":44186379157582,"sku":"2105846_24331","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Brown \/ M","offer_id":44186379190350,"sku":"2105846_24332","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Brown \/ L","offer_id":44186379223118,"sku":"2105846_24333","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Brown \/ XL","offer_id":44186379255886,"sku":"2105846_24334","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Brown \/ 2XL","offer_id":44186379288654,"sku":"2105846_24335","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Autumn \/ XS","offer_id":44186379321422,"sku":"2105846_24358","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Autumn \/ S","offer_id":44186379354190,"sku":"2105846_24359","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Autumn \/ M","offer_id":44186379386958,"sku":"2105846_24360","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Autumn \/ L","offer_id":44186379419726,"sku":"2105846_24361","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Autumn \/ XL","offer_id":44186379452494,"sku":"2105846_24362","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Autumn \/ 2XL","offer_id":44186379485262,"sku":"2105846_24363","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ XS","offer_id":44186379518030,"sku":"2105846_22049","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ S","offer_id":44186379550798,"sku":"2105846_22050","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ M","offer_id":44186379583566,"sku":"2105846_22051","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ L","offer_id":44186379616334,"sku":"2105846_22052","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ XL","offer_id":44186379649102,"sku":"2105846_22053","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 2XL","offer_id":44186379681870,"sku":"2105846_22054","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cream \/ XS","offer_id":44186379714638,"sku":"2105846_9554","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cream \/ S","offer_id":44186379747406,"sku":"2105846_4151","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cream \/ M","offer_id":44186379780174,"sku":"2105846_4152","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cream \/ L","offer_id":44186379812942,"sku":"2105846_4153","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cream \/ XL","offer_id":44186379845710,"sku":"2105846_4154","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cream \/ 2XL","offer_id":44186379878478,"sku":"2105846_4155","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Dust \/ S","offer_id":44186379911246,"sku":"2105846_10360","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Dust \/ M","offer_id":44186379944014,"sku":"2105846_10361","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Dust \/ L","offer_id":44186379976782,"sku":"2105846_10362","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Dust \/ XL","offer_id":44186380009550,"sku":"2105846_10363","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Dust \/ 2XL","offer_id":44186380042318,"sku":"2105846_10364","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vintage White \/ XS","offer_id":44186380075086,"sku":"2105846_14713","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vintage White \/ S","offer_id":44186380107854,"sku":"2105846_14714","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vintage White \/ M","offer_id":44186380140622,"sku":"2105846_14715","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vintage White \/ L","offer_id":44186380173390,"sku":"2105846_14716","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vintage White \/ XL","offer_id":44186380206158,"sku":"2105846_14717","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vintage White \/ 2XL","offer_id":44186380238926,"sku":"2105846_14718","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/8207\/6238\/files\/H_Brown_Truckin_T-Shirt_-_Front.png?v=1786996741"},{"product_id":"keep-on-truckin-unisex-hoodie-there-s-always-feet-pics","title":"Keep on Truckin’ Unisex Hoodie – There’s Always Feet Pics","description":"Some days call for perseverance. Other days call for a backup plan involving your feet.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis retro-inspired hoodie puts a Wicked Burn spin on the classic ’70s “Keep on Truckin’” message, turning an old-school pep talk into a modern reminder that there are, technically, other career options.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBold vintage trucker graphics up front. Questionable financial planning on the back. Warm, comfortable, and prepared for whatever your current employment situation throws at you.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nKeep moving. Keep truckin’. Keep your options open.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n✓ Every colour features the same front \u0026amp; back design.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🚚 Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"imperial\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"metric\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e68.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e55.9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e73.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e61\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e66\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e78.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e81.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e83.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e81.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e86.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e86.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Wicked Burn Apparel Inc","offers":[{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ S","offer_id":44186387939406,"sku":"6621369_5554","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ M","offer_id":44186387972174,"sku":"6621369_5555","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ L","offer_id":44186388004942,"sku":"6621369_5556","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ XL","offer_id":44186388037710,"sku":"6621369_5557","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 2XL","offer_id":44186388070478,"sku":"6621369_5558","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 3XL","offer_id":44186388103246,"sku":"6621369_5559","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":44186388136014,"sku":"6621369_16859","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":44186388168782,"sku":"6621369_16860","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":44186388201550,"sku":"6621369_16861","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":44186388234318,"sku":"6621369_16862","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":44186388267086,"sku":"6621369_16863","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":44186388299854,"sku":"6621369_16864","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 4XL","offer_id":44186388332622,"sku":"6621369_20568","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 5XL","offer_id":44186388365390,"sku":"6621369_20569","price":72.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":44186388398158,"sku":"6621369_12989","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":44186388430926,"sku":"6621369_12990","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":44186388463694,"sku":"6621369_12991","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":44186388496462,"sku":"6621369_12992","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":44186388529230,"sku":"6621369_12993","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":44186388561998,"sku":"6621369_12994","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":44186388594766,"sku":"6621369_12995","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 5XL","offer_id":44186388627534,"sku":"6621369_12996","price":72.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":44186388660302,"sku":"6621369_10841","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":44186388693070,"sku":"6621369_10842","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":44186388725838,"sku":"6621369_10843","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":44186388758606,"sku":"6621369_10844","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":44186388791374,"sku":"6621369_10845","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":44186388824142,"sku":"6621369_10846","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 4XL","offer_id":44186388856910,"sku":"6621369_10847","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 5XL","offer_id":44186388889678,"sku":"6621369_10848","price":72.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":44186388922446,"sku":"6621369_12997","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":44186388955214,"sku":"6621369_12998","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":44186388987982,"sku":"6621369_12999","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":44186389020750,"sku":"6621369_13000","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":44186389053518,"sku":"6621369_13001","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":44186389086286,"sku":"6621369_13002","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/8207\/6238\/files\/Charcoal_Truckin_bunny_-_Front_1.png?v=1786997552"},{"product_id":"keep-on-truckin-mug-there-s-always-feet-pics","title":"Keep on Truckin’ Mug – There’s Always Feet Pics","description":"\u003cp\u003eYour morning coffee deserves encouragement. Preferably the kind that acknowledges reality.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis retro-inspired mug gives the classic “Keep on Truckin’” message a modern Wicked Burn upgrade. Because sometimes you need a little motivation to carry on… and sometimes you need the reassurance that you could potentially abandon your career and monetize your feet.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for your desk, your morning coffee, or quietly contemplating your life choices between meetings.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eKeep on truckin’. Coffee first. Backup plans later.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🚚\u003c\/span\u003e Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wicked Burn Apparel Inc","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":44186403012686,"sku":"3401699_1320","price":23.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":44186403045454,"sku":"3401699_4830","price":26.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/8207\/6238\/files\/Truckin_Mug_-_Primary.png?v=1786998199"},{"product_id":"keep-on-truckin-sticker-pack-there-s-always-feet-pics","title":"Keep on Truckin’ Sticker Pack – There’s Always Feet Pics","description":"\u003cp\u003eA little ’70s optimism with a decidedly modern escape plan.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis Keep on Truckin’ sticker pack brings vintage trucker vibes together with Wicked Burn’s particular approach to workplace encouragement: keep moving… but know your options.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSlap one on your laptop, water bottle, notebook, toolbox, or whatever else needs a little retro attitude and questionable career advice.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOld-school slogan. New-school desperation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🔥\u003c\/span\u003e Choose Your Heat Setting\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🌡️\u003c\/span\u003e Simmer (3×3\" \/ 7.5x7.5cm) — Desk Pack\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for laptops, notebooks, water bottles, and other everyday surfaces. Just enough sarcasm to brighten someone's day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🔥\u003c\/span\u003e Sizzle (4×4\" \/ 10x10cm) — Everyday Pack\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cbr\u003eThe sweet spot. Big enough to get noticed, small enough to stick just about anywhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e💥\u003c\/span\u003e Full Burn (5×5\" \/  12.7 × 12.7cm) — Big Audacity Pack\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMade for toolboxes, coolers, garage fridges, shop walls, and other places where subtlety has already packed up and left.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🚚\u003c\/span\u003e Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wicked Burn Apparel Inc","offers":[{"title":"3″×3″","offer_id":44186413006926,"sku":"9167719_10163","price":10.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4″×4″","offer_id":44186413039694,"sku":"9167719_10164","price":12.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5.5″×5.5″","offer_id":44186413072462,"sku":"9167719_10165","price":14.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/8207\/6238\/files\/Truckin_Stickers_-_Primary.png?v=1786998602"},{"product_id":"can-you-dig-it-ground-breaking-tracks-unisex-t-shirt","title":"Can You Dig It? Ground Breaking Tracks Unisex T-shirt","description":"Some tracks are ground breaking. Others just require a shovel.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nOur Can You Dig It? t-shirt brings the groovy 70s vibes with a retro vinyl record labelled “Ground Breaking Tracks,” crossed shovels, a sunset, and one very innocent little question: “Can you dig it?”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThen you turn around. “Depends how big the body is…” Suddenly, this isn't a music reference anymore.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for fans of retro style, vintage slang, dark humour, and jokes that take a sharp left turn when you least expect it. It's groovy, it's nostalgic, and just suspicious enough to make people look twice.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nKeep digging. There’s probably a perfectly reasonable explanation.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n✓ Every colour features the same front \u0026amp; back design.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🚚 Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"imperial\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCHEST (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e16 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31-34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34-37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e38-41\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42-45\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e46-49\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50-53\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e54-57\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e58-61\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"metric\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCHEST (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e68.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e78.7-86.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e45.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e86.4-94\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e73.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e96.5-104.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e55.9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e106.7-114.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e78.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e61\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e116.8-124.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e81.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e66\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e127-134.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e83.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e137.2-144.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e86.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e147.3-155\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Wicked Burn Apparel Inc","offers":[{"title":"Heather Brown \/ XS","offer_id":44186855997518,"sku":"4102222_24330","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Brown \/ S","offer_id":44186856030286,"sku":"4102222_24331","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Brown \/ M","offer_id":44186856063054,"sku":"4102222_24332","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Brown \/ L","offer_id":44186856095822,"sku":"4102222_24333","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Brown \/ XL","offer_id":44186856128590,"sku":"4102222_24334","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Brown \/ 2XL","offer_id":44186856161358,"sku":"4102222_24335","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Brown \/ 3XL","offer_id":44186856194126,"sku":"4102222_24336","price":45.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ XS","offer_id":44186856226894,"sku":"4102222_22049","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ S","offer_id":44186856259662,"sku":"4102222_22050","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ M","offer_id":44186856292430,"sku":"4102222_22051","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ L","offer_id":44186856325198,"sku":"4102222_22052","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ XL","offer_id":44186856357966,"sku":"4102222_22053","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 2XL","offer_id":44186856390734,"sku":"4102222_22054","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tan \/ XS","offer_id":44186856423502,"sku":"4102222_14673","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tan \/ S","offer_id":44186856456270,"sku":"4102222_14674","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tan \/ M","offer_id":44186856489038,"sku":"4102222_14675","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tan \/ L","offer_id":44186856521806,"sku":"4102222_14676","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tan \/ XL","offer_id":44186856554574,"sku":"4102222_14677","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tan \/ 2XL","offer_id":44186856587342,"sku":"4102222_14678","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tan \/ 3XL","offer_id":44186856620110,"sku":"4102222_14679","price":45.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tan \/ 4XL","offer_id":44186856652878,"sku":"4102222_14680","price":47.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cream \/ XS","offer_id":44186856685646,"sku":"4102222_9554","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cream \/ S","offer_id":44186856718414,"sku":"4102222_4151","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cream \/ M","offer_id":44186856751182,"sku":"4102222_4152","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cream \/ L","offer_id":44186856783950,"sku":"4102222_4153","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cream \/ XL","offer_id":44186856816718,"sku":"4102222_4154","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cream \/ 2XL","offer_id":44186856849486,"sku":"4102222_4155","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cream \/ 3XL","offer_id":44186856882254,"sku":"4102222_5305","price":45.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cream \/ 4XL","offer_id":44186856915022,"sku":"4102222_5320","price":47.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Dust \/ S","offer_id":44186856947790,"sku":"4102222_10360","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Dust \/ M","offer_id":44186856980558,"sku":"4102222_10361","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Dust \/ L","offer_id":44186857013326,"sku":"4102222_10362","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Dust \/ XL","offer_id":44186857046094,"sku":"4102222_10363","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Dust \/ 2XL","offer_id":44186857078862,"sku":"4102222_10364","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Natural \/ XS","offer_id":44186857111630,"sku":"4102222_24365","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Natural \/ S","offer_id":44186857144398,"sku":"4102222_24366","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Natural \/ M","offer_id":44186857177166,"sku":"4102222_24367","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Natural \/ L","offer_id":44186857209934,"sku":"4102222_24368","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Natural \/ XL","offer_id":44186857242702,"sku":"4102222_24369","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":44186857275470,"sku":"4102222_24370","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Natural \/ 3XL","offer_id":44186857308238,"sku":"4102222_24371","price":45.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vintage White \/ XS","offer_id":44186857341006,"sku":"4102222_14713","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vintage White \/ S","offer_id":44186857373774,"sku":"4102222_14714","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vintage White \/ M","offer_id":44186857406542,"sku":"4102222_14715","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vintage White \/ L","offer_id":44186857439310,"sku":"4102222_14716","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vintage White \/ XL","offer_id":44186857472078,"sku":"4102222_14717","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vintage White \/ 2XL","offer_id":44186857504846,"sku":"4102222_14718","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/8207\/6238\/files\/V_White_Dig_It_T-Shirt_-_Front.png?v=1787008786"},{"product_id":"can-you-dig-it-ground-breaking-tracks-unisex-hoodie","title":"Can You Dig It? Ground Breaking Tracks Unisex Hoodie","description":"Retro vibes. Questionable digging. Excellent playlist.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nOur Can You Dig It? hoodie brings back the groovy spirit of the 70s with a retro vinyl record marked “Ground Breaking Tracks,” crossed shovels, a vintage sunset, and the timeless question: “Can you dig it?”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe answer, as it turns out, may depend on the size of the body. Yep. It went there.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis playful retro design is perfect for anyone who likes their nostalgia served with a healthy dose of dark humour. Cozy enough for staying in, suspicious enough for starting conversations.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nStay groovy. Keep digging. Ask fewer questions.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n✓ Every colour features the same front \u0026amp; back design.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🚚 Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"imperial\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"metric\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e68.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e55.9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e73.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e61\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e66\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e78.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e81.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e83.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e81.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e86.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e86.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Wicked Burn Apparel Inc","offers":[{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ S","offer_id":44189664149582,"sku":"9866089_5554","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ M","offer_id":44189664182350,"sku":"9866089_5555","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ L","offer_id":44189664215118,"sku":"9866089_5556","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ XL","offer_id":44189664247886,"sku":"9866089_5557","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 2XL","offer_id":44189664280654,"sku":"9866089_5558","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 3XL","offer_id":44189664313422,"sku":"9866089_5559","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":44189664346190,"sku":"9866089_16859","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":44189664378958,"sku":"9866089_16860","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":44189664411726,"sku":"9866089_16861","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":44189664444494,"sku":"9866089_16862","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":44189664477262,"sku":"9866089_16863","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":44189664510030,"sku":"9866089_16864","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 4XL","offer_id":44189664542798,"sku":"9866089_20568","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 5XL","offer_id":44189664575566,"sku":"9866089_20569","price":72.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Sport Dark Navy \/ S","offer_id":44189664608334,"sku":"9866089_17411","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Sport Dark Navy \/ M","offer_id":44189664641102,"sku":"9866089_17410","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Sport Dark Navy \/ L","offer_id":44189664673870,"sku":"9866089_17409","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Sport Dark Navy \/ XL","offer_id":44189664706638,"sku":"9866089_17408","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Sport Dark Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":44189664739406,"sku":"9866089_17407","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Sport Dark Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":44189664772174,"sku":"9866089_17406","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":44189664804942,"sku":"9866089_12989","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":44189664837710,"sku":"9866089_12990","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":44189664870478,"sku":"9866089_12991","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":44189664903246,"sku":"9866089_12992","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":44189664936014,"sku":"9866089_12993","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":44189664968782,"sku":"9866089_12994","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":44189665001550,"sku":"9866089_12995","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 5XL","offer_id":44189665034318,"sku":"9866089_12996","price":72.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":44189665067086,"sku":"9866089_5610","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":44189665099854,"sku":"9866089_5611","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":44189665132622,"sku":"9866089_5612","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":44189665165390,"sku":"9866089_5613","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":44189665198158,"sku":"9866089_5614","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":44189665230926,"sku":"9866089_5615","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":44189665263694,"sku":"9866089_5616","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 5XL","offer_id":44189665296462,"sku":"9866089_5617","price":72.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":44189665329230,"sku":"9866089_12997","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":44189665361998,"sku":"9866089_12998","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":44189665394766,"sku":"9866089_12999","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":44189665427534,"sku":"9866089_13000","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":44189665460302,"sku":"9866089_13001","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":44189665493070,"sku":"9866089_13002","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/8207\/6238\/files\/H_S_D_Navy_Dig_It_bunny_-_Front_1.png?v=1787064738"},{"product_id":"can-you-dig-it-ground-breaking-tracks-mug","title":"Can You Dig It? Ground Breaking Tracks Mug","description":"Your coffee deserves a little something to dig into.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nOur Can You Dig It? mug brings the groovy 70s back with a retro vinyl record labelled “Ground Breaking Tracks,” crossed shovels, a vintage sunset, and the deceptively innocent question: “Can you dig it?”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFlip it around and things get considerably less wholesome. “Depends how big the body is…”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for coffee drinkers, vinyl lovers, 70s nostalgia fans, and anyone who enjoys starting the day with a joke that makes people question what exactly is going on in your head.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPour coffee. Sip slowly. Try not to incriminate yourself.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e\n• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🚚 Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.","brand":"Wicked Burn Apparel Inc","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":44189715234894,"sku":"7068903_1320","price":23.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":44189715267662,"sku":"7068903_4830","price":26.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/8207\/6238\/files\/Dig_It_Tunes_Mug_-_Primary.png?v=1787065339"},{"product_id":"can-you-dig-it-ground-breaking-tracks-sticker-pack","title":"Can You Dig It? Ground Breaking Tracks Sticker Pack","description":"\u003cp\u003eA little retro. A little groovy. Mildly concerning.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Can You Dig It? sticker pack brings the 70s vibes with a retro vinyl record, crossed shovels, a vintage sunset, and the deceptively innocent phrase “Can you dig it?”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThen comes the punchline. “Depends how big the body is…”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for adding some vintage attitude and questionable life choices to your everyday stuff. Stick them wherever you want to leave a little evidence of your sense of humour.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eStick with it. We’ve already dug ourselves into this one.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🔥\u003c\/span\u003e Choose Your Heat Setting\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🌡️\u003c\/span\u003e Simmer (3×3\" \/ 7.5x7.5cm) — Desk Pack\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for laptops, notebooks, water bottles, and other everyday surfaces. Just enough sarcasm to brighten someone's day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🔥\u003c\/span\u003e Sizzle (4×4\" \/ 10x10cm) — Everyday Pack\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cbr\u003eThe sweet spot. Big enough to get noticed, small enough to stick just about anywhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e💥\u003c\/span\u003e Full Burn (5×5\" \/  12.7 × 12.7cm) — Big Audacity Pack\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMade for toolboxes, coolers, garage fridges, shop walls, and other places where subtlety has already packed up and left.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🚚\u003c\/span\u003e Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Wicked Burn Apparel Inc","offers":[{"title":"3″×3″","offer_id":44189768187982,"sku":"9968478_10163","price":10.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4″×4″","offer_id":44189768220750,"sku":"9968478_10164","price":12.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5.5″×5.5″","offer_id":44189768253518,"sku":"9968478_10165","price":14.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/8207\/6238\/files\/Dig_It_Stickers_-_Primary.png?v=1787065739"},{"product_id":"warmest-regards-beaver-unisex-t-shirt","title":"Warmest Regards Beaver Unisex T-shirt","description":"Somewhere between “have a nice day” and “please leave me alone.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nOur Warmest Regards t-shirt features a plaid-wearing beaver, dressed for a perfectly peaceful day at the lake and offering a decidedly less-than-peaceful hand gesture. Framed by rustic wooden beams and surrounded by trees and water, it looks like a wholesome little nature scene.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nUntil you notice the beaver.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe back says “Warmest Regards,” because apparently flipping someone off just isn't complete without a polite closing.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAnd honestly, the beaver has a point. They spend the winter swimming, socializing, and generally keeping to themselves, safely tucked away from humans. They're not aggressive. They just prefer not to deal with us.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nRelatable.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for anyone whose preferred communication style is “no offense, but…” followed by absolutely no explanation.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n✓ Every colour features the same front \u0026amp; back design.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🚚 Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"imperial\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCHEST (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e16 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31-34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34-37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e38-41\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42-45\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e46-49\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50-53\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e54-57\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e58-61\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"metric\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCHEST (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e68.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e78.7-86.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e45.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e86.4-94\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e73.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e96.5-104.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e55.9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e106.7-114.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e78.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e61\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e116.8-124.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e81.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e66\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e127-134.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e83.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e137.2-144.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e86.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e147.3-155\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Wicked Burn Apparel Inc","offers":[{"title":"Dark Grey \/ XS","offer_id":44190125883470,"sku":"3840775_21577","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ S","offer_id":44190125916238,"sku":"3840775_21578","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ M","offer_id":44190125949006,"sku":"3840775_21579","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ L","offer_id":44190125981774,"sku":"3840775_21580","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ XL","offer_id":44190126014542,"sku":"3840775_21581","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":44190126047310,"sku":"3840775_21582","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XS","offer_id":44190126080078,"sku":"3840775_17202","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":44190126112846,"sku":"3840775_17203","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":44190126145614,"sku":"3840775_17204","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":44190126178382,"sku":"3840775_17205","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":44190126211150,"sku":"3840775_17206","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":44190126243918,"sku":"3840775_17209","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":44190126276686,"sku":"3840775_17208","price":45.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":44190126309454,"sku":"3840775_17207","price":47.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Forest \/ S","offer_id":44190126342222,"sku":"3840775_8488","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Forest \/ M","offer_id":44190126374990,"sku":"3840775_8489","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Forest \/ L","offer_id":44190126407758,"sku":"3840775_8490","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Forest \/ XL","offer_id":44190126440526,"sku":"3840775_8491","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Forest \/ 2XL","offer_id":44190126473294,"sku":"3840775_8492","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Forest \/ 3XL","offer_id":44190126506062,"sku":"3840775_8493","price":45.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Forest \/ 4XL","offer_id":44190126538830,"sku":"3840775_8494","price":47.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Olive \/ XS","offer_id":44190126571598,"sku":"3840775_21301","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Olive \/ S","offer_id":44190126604366,"sku":"3840775_21302","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Olive \/ M","offer_id":44190126637134,"sku":"3840775_21303","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Olive \/ L","offer_id":44190126669902,"sku":"3840775_21304","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Olive \/ XL","offer_id":44190126702670,"sku":"3840775_21305","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Olive \/ 2XL","offer_id":44190126735438,"sku":"3840775_21306","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Olive \/ 3XL","offer_id":44190126768206,"sku":"3840775_21307","price":45.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Olive \/ 4XL","offer_id":44190126800974,"sku":"3840775_21308","price":47.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Grass Green \/ XS","offer_id":44190126833742,"sku":"3840775_24344","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Grass Green \/ S","offer_id":44190126866510,"sku":"3840775_24345","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Grass Green \/ M","offer_id":44190126899278,"sku":"3840775_24346","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Grass Green \/ L","offer_id":44190126932046,"sku":"3840775_24347","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Grass Green \/ XL","offer_id":44190126964814,"sku":"3840775_24348","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Grass Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":44190126997582,"sku":"3840775_24349","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Grass Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":44190127030350,"sku":"3840775_24350","price":45.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Dust \/ S","offer_id":44190127063118,"sku":"3840775_10360","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Dust \/ M","offer_id":44190127095886,"sku":"3840775_10361","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Dust \/ L","offer_id":44190127128654,"sku":"3840775_10362","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Dust \/ XL","offer_id":44190127161422,"sku":"3840775_10363","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Dust \/ 2XL","offer_id":44190127194190,"sku":"3840775_10364","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/8207\/6238\/files\/H_Forest_Warmest_Regards_T-Shirt_-_Front.png?v=1787079678"},{"product_id":"warmest-regards-beaver-unisex-hoodie","title":"Warmest Regards Beaver Unisex Hoodie","description":"For when you’d like to be left alone, but still want to be dressed appropriately for the occasion.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nOur Warmest Regards hoodie features a plaid-wearing beaver enjoying the peaceful serenity of the great outdoors while making one very clear statement to anyone who might interrupt it. Framed by rustic wooden beams with a lake and forest backdrop, the front looks downright cozy.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe back says “Warmest Regards,” because even your hostility should have proper manners.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBeavers spend their winters tucked away from humans, swimming, socializing, and generally minding their own business. They aren't aggressive. They just have boundaries.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nStrong boundaries.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis is the hoodie for cozy mornings, quiet weekends, lake days, and anyone who believes personal space is a perfectly reasonable thing to ask for.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n✓ Every colour features the same front \u0026amp; back design.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🚚 Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"imperial\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"metric\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e68.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e55.9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e73.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e61\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e66\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e78.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e81.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e83.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e81.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e86.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e86.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Wicked Burn Apparel Inc","offers":[{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ S","offer_id":44190137155662,"sku":"5697149_5554","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ M","offer_id":44190137188430,"sku":"5697149_5555","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ L","offer_id":44190137221198,"sku":"5697149_5556","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ XL","offer_id":44190137253966,"sku":"5697149_5557","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 2XL","offer_id":44190137286734,"sku":"5697149_5558","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 3XL","offer_id":44190137319502,"sku":"5697149_5559","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":44190137352270,"sku":"5697149_10806","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":44190137385038,"sku":"5697149_10807","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":44190137417806,"sku":"5697149_10808","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":44190137450574,"sku":"5697149_10809","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":44190137483342,"sku":"5697149_10810","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":44190137516110,"sku":"5697149_10811","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":44190137548878,"sku":"5697149_10812","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 5XL","offer_id":44190137581646,"sku":"5697149_10813","price":72.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":44190137614414,"sku":"5697149_16859","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":44190137647182,"sku":"5697149_16860","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":44190137679950,"sku":"5697149_16861","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":44190137712718,"sku":"5697149_16862","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":44190137745486,"sku":"5697149_16863","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":44190137778254,"sku":"5697149_16864","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 4XL","offer_id":44190137811022,"sku":"5697149_20568","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 5XL","offer_id":44190137843790,"sku":"5697149_20569","price":72.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":44190137876558,"sku":"5697149_12989","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":44190137909326,"sku":"5697149_12990","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":44190137942094,"sku":"5697149_12991","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":44190137974862,"sku":"5697149_12992","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":44190138007630,"sku":"5697149_12993","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":44190138040398,"sku":"5697149_12994","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":44190138073166,"sku":"5697149_12995","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 5XL","offer_id":44190138105934,"sku":"5697149_12996","price":72.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":44190138138702,"sku":"5697149_5610","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":44190138171470,"sku":"5697149_5611","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":44190138204238,"sku":"5697149_5612","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":44190138237006,"sku":"5697149_5613","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":44190138269774,"sku":"5697149_5614","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":44190138302542,"sku":"5697149_5615","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":44190138335310,"sku":"5697149_5616","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 5XL","offer_id":44190138368078,"sku":"5697149_5617","price":72.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/8207\/6238\/files\/Warmest_Regards_bunny_-_Front_1.png?v=1787080090"},{"product_id":"warmest-regards-beaver-mug","title":"Warmest Regards Beaver Mug","description":"A little caffeine. A little scenery. A very clear message.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nOur Warmest Regards mug features a plaid-wearing beaver giving the world a very Canadian-style gesture of appreciation, surrounded by a peaceful lake and forest scene.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause nothing says good morning quite like a beaver silently communicating, “I'd rather not.” The back delivers the finishing touch: “Warmest Regards.” Polite. Professional. Completely insincere.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAnd honestly, it's a fitting attitude for your morning coffee. Beavers spend their winters swimming, socializing, and staying safely out of human affairs. They know the value of keeping to themselves.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nYou should probably take notes.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for coffee, tea, questionable morning moods, and anyone who would like their first interaction of the day to be absolutely nobody.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e\n• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🚚 Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.","brand":"Wicked Burn Apparel Inc","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":44190153998414,"sku":"4495495_1320","price":23.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":44190154031182,"sku":"4495495_4830","price":26.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/8207\/6238\/files\/Warmest_Regards_Mug_-_Primary.png?v=1787080455"},{"product_id":"warmest-regards-beaver-sticker-pack","title":"Warmest Regards Beaver Sticker Pack","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor when one polite little insult simply isn't enough.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Warmest Regards sticker sheet features our plaid-wearing beaver delivering his very own version of a friendly Canadian greeting, complete with a peaceful lake backdrop and rustic wooden frame.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHe looks like he belongs on a charming cabin postcard. He absolutely does not behave like one.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eStick him on your laptop, water bottle, notebook, cooler, phone case, or anywhere else that could benefit from a little quiet hostility disguised as good manners.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe whole thing is finished with “Warmest Regards,” because apparently even flipping someone off requires a sign-off.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFor anyone who prefers their sarcasm dry, their boundaries firm, and their disrespect beautifully framed.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🔥\u003c\/span\u003e Choose Your Heat Setting\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🌡️\u003c\/span\u003e Simmer (3×3\" \/ 7.5x7.5cm) — Desk Pack\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for laptops, notebooks, water bottles, and other everyday surfaces. Just enough sarcasm to brighten someone's day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🔥\u003c\/span\u003e Sizzle (4×4\" \/ 10x10cm) — Everyday Pack\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cbr\u003eThe sweet spot. Big enough to get noticed, small enough to stick just about anywhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e💥\u003c\/span\u003e Full Burn (5×5\" \/  12.7 × 12.7cm) — Big Audacity Pack\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMade for toolboxes, coolers, garage fridges, shop walls, and other places where subtlety has already packed up and left.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🚚\u003c\/span\u003e Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wicked Burn Apparel Inc","offers":[{"title":"3″×3″","offer_id":44190159372366,"sku":"8175416_10163","price":10.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4″×4″","offer_id":44190159405134,"sku":"8175416_10164","price":12.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5.5″×5.5″","offer_id":44190159437902,"sku":"8175416_10165","price":14.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/8207\/6238\/files\/Warmest_Regards_Stickers_-_Primary.png?v=1787080705"},{"product_id":"my-dog-and-i-talk-shit-about-you-unisex-t-shirt","title":"My Dog and I Talk Shit About You Unisex T-shirt","description":"We’re not talking behind your back. We’re talking right in front of you. You’re just not invited to the conversation.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nOur My Dog and I Talk Shit About You t-shirt features a vintage pinup-style woman casually walking her dog while apparently discussing someone who has earned a place in their evening debrief. Because sometimes your dog isn't just your best friend—they're your most trusted confidant.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThen you turn around. “We agree. You’re the problem.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nNo confusion. No mixed signals. Just two very good judges of character reaching the same conclusion.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSome friendships are built on loyalty.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe best ones are built on mutual agreement about who's annoying.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n✓ Every colour features the same front \u0026amp; back design.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🚚 Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"imperial\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCHEST (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e16 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31-34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34-37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e38-41\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42-45\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e46-49\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50-53\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"metric\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCHEST (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e68.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e78.7-86.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e45.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e86.4-94\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e73.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e96.5-104.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e55.9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e106.7-114.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e78.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e61\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e116.8-124.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e81.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e66\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e127-134.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Wicked Burn Apparel Inc","offers":[{"title":"Black Heather \/ XS","offer_id":44222252220494,"sku":"2837301_9575","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ S","offer_id":44222252253262,"sku":"2837301_8923","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ M","offer_id":44222252286030,"sku":"2837301_8924","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ L","offer_id":44222252318798,"sku":"2837301_8925","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ XL","offer_id":44222252351566,"sku":"2837301_8926","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":44222252384334,"sku":"2837301_8927","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":44222252417102,"sku":"2837301_9546","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":44222252449870,"sku":"2837301_4111","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":44222252482638,"sku":"2837301_4112","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":44222252515406,"sku":"2837301_4113","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":44222252548174,"sku":"2837301_4114","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":44222252580942,"sku":"2837301_4115","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ S","offer_id":44222252613710,"sku":"2837301_4046","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ M","offer_id":44222252646478,"sku":"2837301_4047","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ L","offer_id":44222252679246,"sku":"2837301_4048","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ XL","offer_id":44222252712014,"sku":"2837301_4049","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ 2XL","offer_id":44222252744782,"sku":"2837301_4050","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest \/ S","offer_id":44222252777550,"sku":"2837301_8451","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest \/ M","offer_id":44222252810318,"sku":"2837301_8452","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest \/ L","offer_id":44222252843086,"sku":"2837301_8453","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest \/ XL","offer_id":44222252875854,"sku":"2837301_8454","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest \/ 2XL","offer_id":44222252908622,"sku":"2837301_8455","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ XS","offer_id":44222252941390,"sku":"2837301_9561","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ S","offer_id":44222252974158,"sku":"2837301_6948","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ M","offer_id":44222253006926,"sku":"2837301_6949","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ L","offer_id":44222253039694,"sku":"2837301_6950","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ XL","offer_id":44222253072462,"sku":"2837301_6951","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":44222253105230,"sku":"2837301_6952","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vintage White \/ XS","offer_id":44222253137998,"sku":"2837301_14713","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vintage White \/ S","offer_id":44222253170766,"sku":"2837301_14714","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vintage White \/ M","offer_id":44222253203534,"sku":"2837301_14715","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vintage White \/ L","offer_id":44222253236302,"sku":"2837301_14716","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vintage White \/ XL","offer_id":44222253269070,"sku":"2837301_14717","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vintage White \/ 2XL","offer_id":44222253301838,"sku":"2837301_14718","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":44222270898254,"sku":"5746158_8928","price":45.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":44222270931022,"sku":"5746158_8929","price":47.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 5XL","offer_id":44222270963790,"sku":"5746158_12878","price":49.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":44222270996558,"sku":"5746158_12874","price":45.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":44222271029326,"sku":"5746158_12875","price":47.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":44222271062094,"sku":"5746158_12873","price":49.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest \/ 3XL","offer_id":44222271094862,"sku":"5746158_8456","price":45.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest \/ 4XL","offer_id":44222271127630,"sku":"5746158_8457","price":47.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":44222271160398,"sku":"5746158_6953","price":45.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":44222271193166,"sku":"5746158_6954","price":47.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 5XL","offer_id":44222271225934,"sku":"5746158_12876","price":49.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/8207\/6238\/files\/Navy_Talk_Shit_T-Shirt_-_Front.png?v=1787607910"},{"product_id":"my-dog-and-i-talk-shit-about-you-unisex-hoodie","title":"My Dog and I Talk Shit About You Unisex Hoodie","description":"Your dog knows everything. Including what you really think about certain people.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nOur My Dog and I Talk Shit About You hoodie features a vintage pinup-style woman out for a perfectly innocent walk with her dog. Except they're clearly having a conversation about someone who isn't there to defend themselves.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nNot that they deserve a defence. Flip it around and the verdict is in: “We agree. You’re the problem.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause when you and your dog independently reach the same conclusion, that's not gossip. That's peer-reviewed research.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nStay cozy. Walk the dog. Discuss the situation.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n✓ Every colour features the same front \u0026amp; back design.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🚚 Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"imperial\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"metric\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e68.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e55.9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e73.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e61\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e66\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e78.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e81.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e83.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e81.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e86.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e86.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Wicked Burn Apparel Inc","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":44222277320782,"sku":"8221923_5530","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":44222277353550,"sku":"8221923_5531","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":44222277386318,"sku":"8221923_5532","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":44222277419086,"sku":"8221923_5533","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":44222277451854,"sku":"8221923_5534","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":44222277484622,"sku":"8221923_5535","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":44222277517390,"sku":"8221923_5536","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":44222277550158,"sku":"8221923_5537","price":72.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":44222277582926,"sku":"8221923_5594","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":44222277615694,"sku":"8221923_5595","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":44222277648462,"sku":"8221923_5596","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":44222277681230,"sku":"8221923_5597","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":44222277713998,"sku":"8221923_5598","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":44222277746766,"sku":"8221923_5599","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":44222277779534,"sku":"8221923_5600","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":44222277812302,"sku":"8221923_5601","price":72.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ S","offer_id":44222277845070,"sku":"8221923_5554","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ M","offer_id":44222277877838,"sku":"8221923_5555","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ L","offer_id":44222277910606,"sku":"8221923_5556","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ XL","offer_id":44222277943374,"sku":"8221923_5557","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 2XL","offer_id":44222277976142,"sku":"8221923_5558","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 3XL","offer_id":44222278008910,"sku":"8221923_5559","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":44222278041678,"sku":"8221923_16859","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":44222278074446,"sku":"8221923_16860","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":44222278107214,"sku":"8221923_16861","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":44222278139982,"sku":"8221923_16862","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":44222278172750,"sku":"8221923_16863","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":44222278205518,"sku":"8221923_16864","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 4XL","offer_id":44222278238286,"sku":"8221923_20568","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 5XL","offer_id":44222278271054,"sku":"8221923_20569","price":72.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":44222278303822,"sku":"8221923_5610","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":44222278336590,"sku":"8221923_5611","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":44222278369358,"sku":"8221923_5612","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":44222278402126,"sku":"8221923_5613","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":44222278434894,"sku":"8221923_5614","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":44222278467662,"sku":"8221923_5615","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":44222278500430,"sku":"8221923_5616","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 5XL","offer_id":44222278533198,"sku":"8221923_5617","price":72.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/8207\/6238\/files\/Black_Talk_Shit_bunny_-_Front_1.png?v=1787609296"},{"product_id":"my-dog-and-i-talk-shit-about-you-mug","title":"My Dog and I Talk Shit About You Mug","description":"Some mornings require coffee. Some mornings require coffee and a full debrief with the dog.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nOur My Dog and I Talk Shit About You mug features a vintage pinup-style woman chatting with her dog, because the morning walk is also the perfect time to review everyone else's questionable behaviour.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nTurn the mug around for the official ruling: “We agree. You’re the problem.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFinally, a coffee mug that understands the importance of getting a second opinion before judging someone. Fortunately, the dog agrees.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPour the coffee. Tell the dog what happened. Reach a unanimous decision.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e\n• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🚚 Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.","brand":"Wicked Burn Apparel Inc","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":44222283219022,"sku":"7122691_1320","price":23.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":44222283251790,"sku":"7122691_4830","price":26.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/8207\/6238\/files\/Warmest_Regards_Mug_-_Primary_ea6ac79c-3af8-46de-8d47-126699d5feca.png?v=1787610058"},{"product_id":"my-dog-and-i-talk-shit-about-you-sticker-pack","title":"My Dog and I Talk Shit About You Sticker Pack","description":"\u003cp\u003eYour dog already knows what happened. Your dog also has opinions.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe My Dog and I Talk Shit About You sticker pack brings the conversation to your laptop, water bottle, notebook, cooler—or anywhere else that could benefit from some canine-approved shade.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe vintage pinup-inspired design says: “My Dog and I Talk Shit About You.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnd because every good gossip session deserves a unanimous conclusion: “We Agree. You’re the Problem.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's cute. It's retro. It's just judgmental enough.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eStick it somewhere your dog would approve. They have excellent judgment.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eEvery Sticker Pack:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🔥\u003c\/span\u003e Choose Your Heat Setting\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🌡️\u003c\/span\u003e Simmer (3×3\" \/ 7.5x7.5cm) — Desk Pack\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for laptops, notebooks, water bottles, and other everyday surfaces. Just enough sarcasm to brighten someone's day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🔥\u003c\/span\u003e Sizzle (4×4\" \/ 10x10cm) — Everyday Pack\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cbr\u003eThe sweet spot. Big enough to get noticed, small enough to stick just about anywhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e💥\u003c\/span\u003e Full Burn (5×5\" \/  12.7 × 12.7cm) — Big Audacity Pack\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMade for toolboxes, coolers, garage fridges, shop walls, and other places where subtlety has already packed up and left.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🚚\u003c\/span\u003e Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wicked Burn Apparel Inc","offers":[{"title":"3″×3″","offer_id":44222286626894,"sku":"5968097_10163","price":10.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4″×4″","offer_id":44222286659662,"sku":"5968097_10164","price":12.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5.5″×5.5″","offer_id":44222286692430,"sku":"5968097_10165","price":14.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/8207\/6238\/files\/Talk_Shit_Stickers_-_Primary.png?v=1787610508"},{"product_id":"i-love-chasing-tail-t-shirt-funny-dog-tennis-ball-unisex-t-shirt","title":"I Love Chasing Tail T-Shirt – Funny Dog \u0026 Fetch Unisex T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome people chase success. Some chase their dreams. You? You chase the dog.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur \u003c\/span\u003eI Love Chasing Tail t-shirt\u003cspan\u003e features a cartoon guy in hot pursuit of a dog, because apparently throwing a tennis ball and hoping for the best is considered a recreational activity. The front delivers the double entendre. Then you turn around and get hit with \u003c\/span\u003e“Players gotta play”\u003cspan\u003e alongside a tennis ball.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause this isn't about what you think it’s about. It’s about fetch. Mostly.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA playful take on dog ownership, chasing your pup around, and the questionable cardio that comes with being the person holding the tennis ball, this funny dog t-shirt is perfect for anyone whose dog has turned fetch into a full-time lifestyle.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChase the tail. Respect the game.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✓ Every colour features the same front \u0026amp; back design.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🚚 Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\"\u003e\n\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCHEST (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e16 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31-34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34-37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e38-41\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42-45\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e46-49\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50-53\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e54-57\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e58-61\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e35\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e62-65\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\"\u003e\n\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCHEST (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e68.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e78.7-86.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e45.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e86.4-94\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e73.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e96.5-104.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e55.9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e106.7-114.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e78.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e61\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e116.8-124.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e81.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e66\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e127-134.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e83.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e137.2-144.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e86.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e147.3-155\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e89\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e78.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e157.5-165\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Wicked Burn Apparel Inc","offers":[{"title":"Black Heather \/ XS","offer_id":44228390813774,"sku":"7741474_9575","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ S","offer_id":44228390846542,"sku":"7741474_8923","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ M","offer_id":44228390879310,"sku":"7741474_8924","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ L","offer_id":44228390912078,"sku":"7741474_8925","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ XL","offer_id":44228390944846,"sku":"7741474_8926","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":44228390977614,"sku":"7741474_8927","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":44228391010382,"sku":"7741474_8928","price":45.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":44228391043150,"sku":"7741474_8929","price":47.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 5XL","offer_id":44228391075918,"sku":"7741474_12878","price":49.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ S","offer_id":44228391108686,"sku":"7741474_4046","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ M","offer_id":44228391141454,"sku":"7741474_4047","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ L","offer_id":44228391174222,"sku":"7741474_4048","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ XL","offer_id":44228391206990,"sku":"7741474_4049","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ 2XL","offer_id":44228391239758,"sku":"7741474_4050","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ XS","offer_id":44228391272526,"sku":"7741474_21577","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ S","offer_id":44228391305294,"sku":"7741474_21578","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ M","offer_id":44228391338062,"sku":"7741474_21579","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ L","offer_id":44228391370830,"sku":"7741474_21580","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ XL","offer_id":44228391403598,"sku":"7741474_21581","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":44228391436366,"sku":"7741474_21582","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest \/ S","offer_id":44228391469134,"sku":"7741474_8451","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest \/ M","offer_id":44228391501902,"sku":"7741474_8452","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest \/ L","offer_id":44228391534670,"sku":"7741474_8453","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest \/ XL","offer_id":44228391567438,"sku":"7741474_8454","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest \/ 2XL","offer_id":44228391600206,"sku":"7741474_8455","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest \/ 3XL","offer_id":44228391632974,"sku":"7741474_8456","price":45.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest \/ 4XL","offer_id":44228391665742,"sku":"7741474_8457","price":47.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ S","offer_id":44228391698510,"sku":"7741474_8530","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ M","offer_id":44228391731278,"sku":"7741474_8531","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ L","offer_id":44228391764046,"sku":"7741474_8532","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ XL","offer_id":44228391796814,"sku":"7741474_8533","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":44228391829582,"sku":"7741474_8534","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":44228391862350,"sku":"7741474_8535","price":45.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":44228391895118,"sku":"7741474_8536","price":47.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Kelly \/ S","offer_id":44228391927886,"sku":"7741474_18643","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Kelly \/ M","offer_id":44228391960654,"sku":"7741474_18644","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Kelly \/ L","offer_id":44228391993422,"sku":"7741474_18645","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Kelly \/ XL","offer_id":44228392026190,"sku":"7741474_18646","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Kelly \/ 2XL","offer_id":44228392058958,"sku":"7741474_18647","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Kelly \/ 3XL","offer_id":44228392091726,"sku":"7741474_18648","price":45.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Kelly \/ 4XL","offer_id":44228392124494,"sku":"7741474_18649","price":47.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vintage White \/ XS","offer_id":44228392157262,"sku":"7741474_14713","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vintage White \/ S","offer_id":44228392190030,"sku":"7741474_14714","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vintage White \/ M","offer_id":44228392222798,"sku":"7741474_14715","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vintage White \/ L","offer_id":44228392255566,"sku":"7741474_14716","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vintage White \/ XL","offer_id":44228392288334,"sku":"7741474_14717","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vintage White \/ 2XL","offer_id":44228392321102,"sku":"7741474_14718","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/8207\/6238\/files\/Forest_Chasing_Tail_T-Shirt_-_Front.png?v=1787761266"},{"product_id":"i-love-chasing-tail-unisex-hoodie-funny-dog-tennis-ball-bunnyhug","title":"I Love Chasing Tail Unisex Hoodie – Funny Dog \u0026 Tennis Ball Bunnyhug","description":"\u003cp\u003eCold weather shouldn't stop the chase.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur \u003c\/span\u003eI Love Chasing Tail hoodie\u003cspan\u003e puts a wicked little spin on dog ownership with a cartoon guy chasing a dog beneath the perfectly suggestive phrase \u003c\/span\u003e“I love chasing tail.”\u003cspan\u003e Turn around and \u003c\/span\u003e“Players gotta play”\u003cspan\u003e with a tennis ball makes the real story clear.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is about fetch. The other interpretation is between you and your conscience.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWarm, comfortable, and just the right amount of inappropriate, this funny dog hoodie is made for people who love their dogs, appreciate a good double entendre, and have accepted that their daily routine now includes throwing a ball approximately 47 times. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause, this is what we do for love.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStay warm. Keep chasing. Play responsibly-ish.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✓ Every colour features the same front \u0026amp; back design.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🚚 Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\"\u003e\n\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\"\u003e\n\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e68.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e55.9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e73.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e61\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e66\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e78.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e81.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e83.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e81.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e86.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e86.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Wicked Burn Apparel Inc","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":44228431577166,"sku":"3539109_5530","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":44228431609934,"sku":"3539109_5531","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":44228431642702,"sku":"3539109_5532","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":44228431675470,"sku":"3539109_5533","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":44228431708238,"sku":"3539109_5534","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":44228431741006,"sku":"3539109_5535","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":44228431773774,"sku":"3539109_5536","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":44228431806542,"sku":"3539109_5537","price":72.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":44228431839310,"sku":"3539109_5594","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":44228431872078,"sku":"3539109_5595","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":44228431904846,"sku":"3539109_5596","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":44228431937614,"sku":"3539109_5597","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":44228431970382,"sku":"3539109_5598","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":44228432003150,"sku":"3539109_5599","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":44228432035918,"sku":"3539109_5600","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":44228432068686,"sku":"3539109_5601","price":72.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ S","offer_id":44228432101454,"sku":"3539109_5554","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ M","offer_id":44228432134222,"sku":"3539109_5555","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ L","offer_id":44228432166990,"sku":"3539109_5556","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ XL","offer_id":44228432199758,"sku":"3539109_5557","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 2XL","offer_id":44228432232526,"sku":"3539109_5558","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 3XL","offer_id":44228432265294,"sku":"3539109_5559","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ S","offer_id":44228432298062,"sku":"3539109_20570","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ M","offer_id":44228432330830,"sku":"3539109_20571","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ L","offer_id":44228432363598,"sku":"3539109_20572","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ XL","offer_id":44228432396366,"sku":"3539109_20573","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":44228432429134,"sku":"3539109_20574","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":44228432461902,"sku":"3539109_20575","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":44228432494670,"sku":"3539109_20576","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 5XL","offer_id":44228432527438,"sku":"3539109_20577","price":72.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":44228432560206,"sku":"3539109_16859","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":44228432592974,"sku":"3539109_16860","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":44228432625742,"sku":"3539109_16861","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":44228432658510,"sku":"3539109_16862","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":44228432691278,"sku":"3539109_16863","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":44228432724046,"sku":"3539109_16864","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 4XL","offer_id":44228432756814,"sku":"3539109_20568","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 5XL","offer_id":44228432789582,"sku":"3539109_20569","price":72.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ S","offer_id":44228432822350,"sku":"3539109_20546","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ M","offer_id":44228432855118,"sku":"3539109_20549","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ L","offer_id":44228432887886,"sku":"3539109_20552","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ XL","offer_id":44228432920654,"sku":"3539109_20555","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":44228432953422,"sku":"3539109_20558","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":44228432986190,"sku":"3539109_20561","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":44228433018958,"sku":"3539109_20564","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ 5XL","offer_id":44228433051726,"sku":"3539109_20567","price":72.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/8207\/6238\/files\/Navy_Chasing_Tail_bunny_-_Front_1.png?v=1787762588"},{"product_id":"i-love-chasing-tail-coffee-mug-funny-dog-fetch-mug","title":"I Love Chasing Tail Coffee Mug – Funny Dog \u0026 Fetch Mug","description":"Coffee first. Chasing the dog immediately afterward.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nOur I Love Chasing Tail mug features the cheeky phrase “I love chasing tail” alongside a cartoon guy chasing a dog, with “Players gotta play” and a tennis ball on the other side.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nYes, it sounds questionable. No, we're not explaining ourselves.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIt's a funny dog mug for the person who understands that fetch isn't simply a game. It's an ongoing commitment involving tennis balls, excessive optimism, and occasionally running after the dog yourself because apparently your dog has decided the rules have changed.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for morning coffee, afternoon caffeine, or staring blankly into your mug while your dog demands another throw.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause every good chase includes coffee. Sip responsibly you sly dog.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e\n• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🚚 Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.","brand":"Wicked Burn Apparel Inc","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":44228562649166,"sku":"3391388_1320","price":23.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":44228562681934,"sku":"3391388_4830","price":26.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/8207\/6238\/files\/Chasing_Tail_Mug_-_Primary.png?v=1787763698"},{"product_id":"i-love-chasing-tail-sticker-pack-funny-dog-fetch-stickers","title":"I Love Chasing Tail Sticker Pack | Funny Dog \u0026 Fetch Stickers","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor dogs, fetch is a game. For their humans, it's a lifestyle.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOur I Love Chasing Tail sticker pack brings the joke to life with a cartoon guy chasing a dog, the wonderfully questionable phrase “I love chasing tail,” and the back-inspired “Players gotta play” attitude with a tennis ball.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe joke is cheeky. The explanation is fetch.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThese funny dog stickers are perfect for water bottles, laptops, notebooks, tumblers, pet gear, or anywhere else that could use a little sarcastic dog-person energy. Because nothing says responsible adult quite like proudly announcing your lifelong commitment to chasing your dog around with a tennis ball.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFor dog lovers, fetch enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates a joke with more than one interpretation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🔥\u003c\/span\u003e Choose Your Heat Setting\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🌡️\u003c\/span\u003e Simmer (3×3\" \/ 7.5x7.5cm) — Desk Pack\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for laptops, notebooks, water bottles, and other everyday surfaces. Just enough sarcasm to brighten someone's day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🔥\u003c\/span\u003e Sizzle (4×4\" \/ 10x10cm) — Everyday Pack\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cbr\u003eThe sweet spot. Big enough to get noticed, small enough to stick just about anywhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e💥\u003c\/span\u003e Full Burn (5×5\" \/  12.7 × 12.7cm) — Big Audacity Pack\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMade for toolboxes, coolers, garage fridges, shop walls, and other places where subtlety has already packed up and left.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🚚\u003c\/span\u003e Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wicked Burn Apparel Inc","offers":[{"title":"3″×3″","offer_id":44228582178894,"sku":"1834305_10163","price":10.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4″×4″","offer_id":44228582211662,"sku":"1834305_10164","price":12.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5.5″×5.5″","offer_id":44228582244430,"sku":"1834305_10165","price":14.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/8207\/6238\/files\/Chasing_Tail_Stickers_-_Primary.png?v=1787764139"},{"product_id":"go-fish-no-fucks-given-card-game-unisex-t-shirt","title":"Go Fish — No Fucks Given Card Game Unisex T-Shirt","description":"Some card games are about strategy. This one is about knowing exactly how many fucks you have left.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nOur Go Fish — No Fucks Given t-shirt features two sweet-looking ladies enjoying a civilized game of cards while casually discussing a very uncivilized lack of fucks. One asks, “Do you have any fucks?” The answer? “Not even one, girl. Go fish.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe delicate lace doily really brings the whole thing together. Because nothing says respectable afternoon card game quite like dropping the F-bomb over a hand of Go Fish.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nTurn around and the joke keeps dealing: a decorative playing card simply says FUCK. No explanation. No apology. No fucks.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for anyone whose patience has officially left the table, this sarcastic adult humor t-shirt gives classic card-game nostalgia a decidedly inappropriate upgrade. It’s cheeky, irreverent, and just wholesome-looking enough to make the punchline hit even harder.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSomewhere, someone’s grandmother is clutching her pearls. We have no fucks to give.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n✓ Every colour features the same front \u0026amp; back design.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🚚 Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"imperial\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCHEST (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e16 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31-34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34-37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e38-41\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42-45\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e46-49\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50-53\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e54-57\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e58-61\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e35\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e62-65\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"metric\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCHEST (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e68.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e78.7-86.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e45.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e86.4-94\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e73.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e96.5-104.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e55.9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e106.7-114.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e78.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e61\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e116.8-124.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e81.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e66\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e127-134.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e83.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e137.2-144.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e86.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e147.3-155\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e89\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e78.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e157.5-165\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Wicked Burn Apparel Inc","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":44259058614350,"sku":"8757663_9527","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":44259058647118,"sku":"8757663_4016","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":44259058679886,"sku":"8757663_4017","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":44259058712654,"sku":"8757663_4018","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":44259058745422,"sku":"8757663_4019","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":44259058778190,"sku":"8757663_4020","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":44259058810958,"sku":"8757663_5295","price":45.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":44259058843726,"sku":"8757663_5310","price":47.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":44259058876494,"sku":"8757663_12871","price":49.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ XS","offer_id":44259058909262,"sku":"8757663_21577","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ S","offer_id":44259058942030,"sku":"8757663_21578","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ M","offer_id":44259058974798,"sku":"8757663_21579","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ L","offer_id":44259059007566,"sku":"8757663_21580","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ XL","offer_id":44259059040334,"sku":"8757663_21581","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":44259059073102,"sku":"8757663_21582","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ XS","offer_id":44259059105870,"sku":"8757663_9571","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ S","offer_id":44259059138638,"sku":"8757663_8509","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ M","offer_id":44259059171406,"sku":"8757663_8510","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ L","offer_id":44259059204174,"sku":"8757663_8511","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ XL","offer_id":44259059236942,"sku":"8757663_8512","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":44259059269710,"sku":"8757663_8513","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":44259059302478,"sku":"8757663_8514","price":45.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":44259059335246,"sku":"8757663_8515","price":47.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Olive \/ XS","offer_id":44259059368014,"sku":"8757663_21301","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Olive \/ S","offer_id":44259059400782,"sku":"8757663_21302","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Olive \/ M","offer_id":44259059433550,"sku":"8757663_21303","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Olive \/ L","offer_id":44259059466318,"sku":"8757663_21304","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Olive \/ XL","offer_id":44259059499086,"sku":"8757663_21305","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Olive \/ 2XL","offer_id":44259059531854,"sku":"8757663_21306","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Olive \/ 3XL","offer_id":44259059564622,"sku":"8757663_21307","price":45.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Olive \/ 4XL","offer_id":44259059597390,"sku":"8757663_21308","price":47.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ S","offer_id":44259059630158,"sku":"8757663_9395","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ M","offer_id":44259059662926,"sku":"8757663_9396","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ L","offer_id":44259059695694,"sku":"8757663_9397","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ XL","offer_id":44259059728462,"sku":"8757663_9398","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ 2XL","offer_id":44259059761230,"sku":"8757663_9399","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ 3XL","offer_id":44259059793998,"sku":"8757663_9400","price":45.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mauve \/ 4XL","offer_id":44259059826766,"sku":"8757663_9401","price":47.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Carolina Blue \/ XS","offer_id":44259059859534,"sku":"8757663_24316","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Carolina Blue \/ S","offer_id":44259059892302,"sku":"8757663_24310","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Carolina Blue \/ M","offer_id":44259059925070,"sku":"8757663_24311","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Carolina Blue \/ L","offer_id":44259059957838,"sku":"8757663_24312","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Carolina Blue \/ XL","offer_id":44259059990606,"sku":"8757663_24313","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Carolina Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":44259060023374,"sku":"8757663_24314","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Carolina Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":44259060056142,"sku":"8757663_24315","price":45.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/8207\/6238\/files\/Mauve_Go_Fish_T-Shirt_-_Front.png?v=1788284416"},{"product_id":"go-fish-hoodie-no-fucks-given-card-game-unisex-bunnyhug","title":"Go Fish Hoodie — No Fucks Given Card Game Unisex Bunnyhug","description":"Cold weather calls for layers. Emotional nonsense calls for fewer fucks.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nOur Go Fish — No Fucks Given hoodie turns a perfectly innocent card game into a masterclass in having absolutely nothing left to give. Two respectable-looking ladies sit down for a friendly game of cards, only to discover that one of them is completely out of fucks.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n“Do you have any fucks?” “Not even one, girl. Go fish.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe lace doily says sweet afternoon with the ladies. The language says absolutely not.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAnd because one dose of grandma-approved profanity wasn’t enough, the back features a decorative playing card boldly declaring FUCK. Consider it the official card in the deck nobody asked for.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for cozy nights, game nights, introvert hibernation, and anyone whose give-a-damn meter is currently flashing LOW BATTERY, this sarcastic hoodie brings adult humor, vintage-inspired charm, and just the right amount of inappropriate energy.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nStay cozy. Play your cards. Give fewer fucks.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n✓ Every colour features the same front \u0026amp; back design.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🚚 Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"imperial\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"metric\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e68.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e55.9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e73.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e61\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e66\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e78.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e81.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e83.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e81.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e86.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e86.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Wicked Burn Apparel Inc","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":44259071590478,"sku":"5831409_5530","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":44259071623246,"sku":"5831409_5531","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":44259071656014,"sku":"5831409_5532","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":44259071688782,"sku":"5831409_5533","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":44259071721550,"sku":"5831409_5534","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":44259071754318,"sku":"5831409_5535","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":44259071787086,"sku":"5831409_5536","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":44259071819854,"sku":"5831409_5537","price":72.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ S","offer_id":44259071852622,"sku":"5831409_5554","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ M","offer_id":44259071885390,"sku":"5831409_5555","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ L","offer_id":44259071918158,"sku":"5831409_5556","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ XL","offer_id":44259071950926,"sku":"5831409_5557","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 2XL","offer_id":44259071983694,"sku":"5831409_5558","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 3XL","offer_id":44259072016462,"sku":"5831409_5559","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":44259072049230,"sku":"5831409_10806","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":44259072081998,"sku":"5831409_10807","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":44259072114766,"sku":"5831409_10808","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":44259072147534,"sku":"5831409_10809","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":44259072180302,"sku":"5831409_10810","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":44259072213070,"sku":"5831409_10811","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":44259072245838,"sku":"5831409_10812","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 5XL","offer_id":44259072278606,"sku":"5831409_10813","price":72.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ S","offer_id":44259072311374,"sku":"5831409_20546","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ M","offer_id":44259072344142,"sku":"5831409_20549","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ L","offer_id":44259072376910,"sku":"5831409_20552","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ XL","offer_id":44259072409678,"sku":"5831409_20555","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":44259072442446,"sku":"5831409_20558","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":44259072475214,"sku":"5831409_20561","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":44259072507982,"sku":"5831409_20564","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite Heather \/ 5XL","offer_id":44259072540750,"sku":"5831409_20567","price":72.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":44259072573518,"sku":"5831409_12989","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":44259072606286,"sku":"5831409_12990","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":44259072639054,"sku":"5831409_12991","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":44259072671822,"sku":"5831409_12992","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":44259072704590,"sku":"5831409_12993","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":44259072737358,"sku":"5831409_12994","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":44259072770126,"sku":"5831409_12995","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 5XL","offer_id":44259072802894,"sku":"5831409_12996","price":72.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/8207\/6238\/files\/Black_Go_Fish_bunny_-_Front_1.png?v=1788284912"},{"product_id":"go-fish-no-fucks-given-card-game-coffee-mug","title":"Go Fish — No Fucks Given Card Game Coffee Mug","description":"Because sometimes the only thing you’re fishing for is the last remaining fuck you might have.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nOur Go Fish — No Fucks Given mug features two seemingly respectable ladies enjoying a quiet game of cards while discussing a very important matter: whether either of them has any fucks left.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n“Do you have any fucks?” “Not even one, girl. Go fish.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSurrounded by a delicate lace doily, it looks like the sort of innocent little scene you’d find in Grandma’s china cabinet. Then you notice the language. Then you turn the mug around and find a decorative playing card with one very straightforward message: FUCK.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSuddenly, your morning coffee has a completely different agenda.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for coffee drinkers, card-game lovers, sarcastic women, and anyone who has started the day with approximately zero fucks already available. It’s vintage charm with a filthy little mouth — exactly how we like it.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPour coffee. Play cards. Protect your remaining fucks.\u003cbr\u003e\n• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e\n• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🚚 Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.","brand":"Wicked Burn Apparel Inc","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":44259076898894,"sku":"4964815_1320","price":23.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":44259076931662,"sku":"4964815_4830","price":26.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/8207\/6238\/files\/Go_Fish_Mug_-_Primary.png?v=1788285372"},{"product_id":"go-fish-no-fucks-given-card-game-sticker-pack","title":"Go Fish — No Fucks Given Card Game Sticker Pack","description":"\u003cp\u003eA little card-game nostalgia. A little grandma energy. And absolutely no fucks.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOur Go Fish — No Fucks Given sticker pack brings the joke off the table and onto your laptop, water bottle, notebook, tumbler, or anywhere else that could use a little more inappropriate card-game humor.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe main design features two ladies enjoying a perfectly respectable game of cards while one asks, “Do you have any fucks?” The response is gloriously simple: “Not even one, girl. Go fish.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnd then there’s the decorative playing card that delivers the entire philosophy in one word: FUCK.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt’s sweet. It’s vintage-inspired. It’s mildly scandalous. It has the energy of someone who brought a lace doily to a card game and then absolutely ruined the conversation.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for anyone with a sarcastic sense of humor, a healthy appreciation for profanity, or a rapidly declining supply of fucks.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eStick it somewhere visible. Let people wonder what happened at card night.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🔥\u003c\/span\u003e Choose Your Heat Setting\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🌡️\u003c\/span\u003e Simmer (3×3\" \/ 7.5x7.5cm) — Desk Pack\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for laptops, notebooks, water bottles, and other everyday surfaces. Just enough sarcasm to brighten someone's day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🔥\u003c\/span\u003e Sizzle (4×4\" \/ 10x10cm) — Everyday Pack\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cbr\u003eThe sweet spot. Big enough to get noticed, small enough to stick just about anywhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e💥\u003c\/span\u003e Full Burn (5×5\" \/  12.7 × 12.7cm) — Big Audacity Pack\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMade for toolboxes, coolers, garage fridges, shop walls, and other places where subtlety has already packed up and left.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🚚\u003c\/span\u003e Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wicked Burn Apparel Inc","offers":[{"title":"3″×3″","offer_id":44259080503374,"sku":"3678164_10163","price":10.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4″×4″","offer_id":44259080536142,"sku":"3678164_10164","price":12.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5.5″×5.5″","offer_id":44259080568910,"sku":"3678164_10165","price":14.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/8207\/6238\/files\/Go_Fish_Stickers_-_Primary.png?v=1788285726"},{"product_id":"fuck-lemonade-funny-sarcastic-lemon-unisex-t-shirt","title":"Fuck Lemonade — Funny Sarcastic Lemon Unisex T-Shirt","description":"If life gives you lemons, apparently you're supposed to make lemonade. But what if lemonade isn't actually the answer?\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nOur Fuck Lemonade t-shirt features a glamorous pinup girl perched on a giant lemon, clutching her pearls in absolute disbelief while surrounded by sugar cubes and one very obvious opinion: “Fuck Lemonade.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause honestly, of all the things you could do with a lemon, turning it into a beverage seems like a remarkably optimistic response to being handed a problem.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThen you turn around and find the follow-up question: “Of all the fruits... lemons?”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFair question.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis funny sarcastic t-shirt puts a slightly bitter spin on the classic “when life gives you lemons, make lemonade” saying. It’s vintage-inspired, cheeky, and just cynical enough for anyone who has ever been handed a difficult situation and thought, You know what? I don't think I'm making lemonade today.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSome lemons are for cocktails. Some are for decoration. And some can simply mind their own damn business.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n✓ Every colour features the same front \u0026amp; back design.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🚚 Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"imperial\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCHEST (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e16 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31-34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34-37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e38-41\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42-45\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e46-49\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50-53\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e54-57\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e58-61\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e35\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e62-65\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"metric\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCHEST (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e68.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e78.7-86.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e45.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e86.4-94\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e73.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e96.5-104.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e55.9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e106.7-114.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e78.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e61\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e116.8-124.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e81.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e66\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e127-134.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e83.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e137.2-144.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e86.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e147.3-155\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e89\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e78.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e157.5-165\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Wicked Burn Apparel Inc","offers":[{"title":"Black Heather \/ XS","offer_id":44266453631054,"sku":"2163179_9575","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ S","offer_id":44266453663822,"sku":"2163179_8923","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ M","offer_id":44266453696590,"sku":"2163179_8924","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ L","offer_id":44266453729358,"sku":"2163179_8925","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ XL","offer_id":44266453762126,"sku":"2163179_8926","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":44266453794894,"sku":"2163179_8927","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":44266453827662,"sku":"2163179_8928","price":45.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":44266453860430,"sku":"2163179_8929","price":47.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 5XL","offer_id":44266453893198,"sku":"2163179_12878","price":49.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ XS","offer_id":44266453925966,"sku":"2163179_21577","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ S","offer_id":44266453958734,"sku":"2163179_21578","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ M","offer_id":44266453991502,"sku":"2163179_21579","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ L","offer_id":44266454024270,"sku":"2163179_21580","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ XL","offer_id":44266454057038,"sku":"2163179_21581","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":44266454089806,"sku":"2163179_21582","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Midnight Navy \/ XS","offer_id":44266454122574,"sku":"2163179_9569","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Midnight Navy \/ S","offer_id":44266454155342,"sku":"2163179_8495","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Midnight Navy \/ M","offer_id":44266454188110,"sku":"2163179_8496","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Midnight Navy \/ L","offer_id":44266454220878,"sku":"2163179_8497","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Midnight Navy \/ XL","offer_id":44266454253646,"sku":"2163179_8498","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Midnight Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":44266454286414,"sku":"2163179_8499","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Midnight Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":44266454319182,"sku":"2163179_8500","price":45.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Midnight Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":44266454351950,"sku":"2163179_8501","price":47.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ S","offer_id":44266454384718,"sku":"2163179_8530","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ M","offer_id":44266454417486,"sku":"2163179_8531","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ L","offer_id":44266454450254,"sku":"2163179_8532","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ XL","offer_id":44266454483022,"sku":"2163179_8533","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":44266454515790,"sku":"2163179_8534","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":44266454548558,"sku":"2163179_8535","price":45.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather True Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":44266454581326,"sku":"2163179_8536","price":47.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Columbia Blue \/ XS","offer_id":44266454614094,"sku":"2163179_21585","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Columbia Blue \/ S","offer_id":44266454646862,"sku":"2163179_21586","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Columbia Blue \/ M","offer_id":44266454679630,"sku":"2163179_21587","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Columbia Blue \/ L","offer_id":44266454712398,"sku":"2163179_21588","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Columbia Blue \/ XL","offer_id":44266454745166,"sku":"2163179_21589","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Columbia Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":44266454777934,"sku":"2163179_21590","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vintage White \/ XS","offer_id":44266454810702,"sku":"2163179_14713","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vintage White \/ S","offer_id":44266454843470,"sku":"2163179_14714","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vintage White \/ M","offer_id":44266454876238,"sku":"2163179_14715","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vintage White \/ L","offer_id":44266454909006,"sku":"2163179_14716","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vintage White \/ XL","offer_id":44266454941774,"sku":"2163179_14717","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vintage White \/ 2XL","offer_id":44266454974542,"sku":"2163179_14718","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/8207\/6238\/files\/H_Columbia_Blue_Lemonade_T-Shirt_-_Front.png?v=1788364418"},{"product_id":"fuck-lemonade-bunnyhug-sarcastic-vintage-lemon-hoodie","title":"Fuck Lemonade Bunnyhug — Sarcastic Vintage Lemon Hoodie","description":"Life gave you lemons. You considered your options. Lemonade was rejected.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nOur Fuck Lemonade hoodie features a glamorous vintage-inspired pinup girl sitting on a giant lemon, clutching her pearls like she has just heard the worst piece of unsolicited motivational advice in history.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe verdict is printed loud and clear: “Fuck Lemonade.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAnd because every good complaint deserves a follow-up, the back asks the question nobody seems willing to address: “Of all the fruits... lemons?”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nExactly.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis sarcastic lemon hoodie gives the classic “when life gives you lemons, make lemonade” saying a much-needed reality check. It’s playful, irreverent, and made for people who prefer their optimism with a healthy dose of skepticism.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSometimes you don't need to turn adversity into a life lesson. Sometimes you just need to embrace the sour.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n✓ Every colour features the same front \u0026amp; back design.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🚚 Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"imperial\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"metric\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e68.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e55.9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e73.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e61\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e66\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e78.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e81.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e83.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e81.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e86.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e86.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Wicked Burn Apparel Inc","offers":[{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":44266912120910,"sku":"1640526_5594","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":44266912153678,"sku":"1640526_5595","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":44266912186446,"sku":"1640526_5596","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":44266912219214,"sku":"1640526_5597","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":44266912251982,"sku":"1640526_5598","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":44266912284750,"sku":"1640526_5599","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":44266912317518,"sku":"1640526_5600","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":44266912350286,"sku":"1640526_5601","price":72.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":44266912383054,"sku":"1640526_10806","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":44266912415822,"sku":"1640526_10807","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":44266912448590,"sku":"1640526_10808","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":44266912481358,"sku":"1640526_10809","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":44266912514126,"sku":"1640526_10810","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":44266912546894,"sku":"1640526_10811","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":44266912579662,"sku":"1640526_10812","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 5XL","offer_id":44266912612430,"sku":"1640526_10813","price":72.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Indigo Blue \/ S","offer_id":44266912645198,"sku":"1640526_5562","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Indigo Blue \/ M","offer_id":44266912677966,"sku":"1640526_5563","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Indigo Blue \/ L","offer_id":44266912710734,"sku":"1640526_5564","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Indigo Blue \/ XL","offer_id":44266912743502,"sku":"1640526_5565","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Indigo Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":44266912776270,"sku":"1640526_5566","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Indigo Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":44266912809038,"sku":"1640526_5567","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Sport Dark Navy \/ S","offer_id":44266912841806,"sku":"1640526_17411","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Sport Dark Navy \/ M","offer_id":44266912874574,"sku":"1640526_17410","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Sport Dark Navy \/ L","offer_id":44266912907342,"sku":"1640526_17409","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Sport Dark Navy \/ XL","offer_id":44266912940110,"sku":"1640526_17408","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Sport Dark Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":44266912972878,"sku":"1640526_17407","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Sport Dark Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":44266913005646,"sku":"1640526_17406","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carolina Blue \/ S","offer_id":44266913038414,"sku":"1640526_21635","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carolina Blue \/ M","offer_id":44266913071182,"sku":"1640526_21636","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carolina Blue \/ L","offer_id":44266913103950,"sku":"1640526_21637","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carolina Blue \/ XL","offer_id":44266913136718,"sku":"1640526_21638","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carolina Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":44266913169486,"sku":"1640526_21639","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carolina Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":44266913202254,"sku":"1640526_21640","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carolina Blue \/ 4XL","offer_id":44266913235022,"sku":"1640526_21641","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carolina Blue \/ 5XL","offer_id":44266913267790,"sku":"1640526_21642","price":72.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/8207\/6238\/files\/Navy_Lemonade_bunny_-_Front_1.png?v=1788365883"},{"product_id":"fuck-lemonade-funny-sarcastic-lemon-coffee-mug","title":"Fuck Lemonade — Funny Sarcastic Lemon Coffee Mug","description":"Your morning coffee doesn't need to taste like lemonade. It just needs to remind you that you have options.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nOur Fuck Lemonade mug features a glamorous vintage-inspired pinup girl sitting confidently on a giant lemon, clutching her pearls at the suggestion that this citrus situation should somehow become a refreshing beverage.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe front says what we're all thinking: “Fuck Lemonade.” Turn it around and you'll find the perfectly reasonable follow-up: “Of all the fruits... lemons?”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause when life hands you lemons, why is everyone so determined to turn them into lemonade? Maybe you didn't ask for the lemons. Maybe you don't like lemonade. Maybe you'd simply like to speak to whoever keeps handing out lemons.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis funny sarcastic coffee mug gives the classic “when life gives you lemons” saying a wicked little makeover, combining retro pinup charm with unapologetic adult humor.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDrink your coffee. Question the lemons. Reject unnecessary optimism.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e\n• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🚚 Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.","brand":"Wicked Burn Apparel Inc","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":44266994532430,"sku":"9718731_1320","price":23.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":44266994565198,"sku":"9718731_4830","price":26.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/8207\/6238\/files\/Lemonade_Mug_-_Primary.png?v=1788366660"},{"product_id":"fuck-lemonade-funny-sarcastic-lemon-sticker-pack","title":"Fuck Lemonade — Funny Sarcastic Lemon Sticker Pack","description":"\u003cp\u003eLife gave you lemons. You gave the lemons a strongly worded response.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOur Fuck Lemonade sticker pack takes the classic “when life gives you lemons, make lemonade” advice and gives it the response it probably deserves. The design features a glamorous vintage-inspired pinup girl sitting on a giant lemon, clutching her pearls while making her position very clear: “Fuck Lemonade.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnd because one questionable fruit-based life lesson deserves another, the second sticker asks: “Of all the fruits... lemons?” Honestly, we have questions too.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThese funny sarcastic lemon stickers are perfect for laptops, water bottles, notebooks, tumblers, planners, phone cases, or anywhere else that could use a little less forced positivity and a little more citrus-related skepticism.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFor the people who don't automatically turn every inconvenience into personal growth.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSometimes life gives you lemons. Sometimes you say fuck lemonade.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🔥\u003c\/span\u003e Choose Your Heat Setting\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🌡️\u003c\/span\u003e Simmer (3×3\" \/ 7.5x7.5cm) — Desk Pack\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for laptops, notebooks, water bottles, and other everyday surfaces. Just enough sarcasm to brighten someone's day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🔥\u003c\/span\u003e Sizzle (4×4\" \/ 10x10cm) — Everyday Pack\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cbr\u003eThe sweet spot. Big enough to get noticed, small enough to stick just about anywhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e💥\u003c\/span\u003e Full Burn (5×5\" \/  12.7 × 12.7cm) — Big Audacity Pack\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMade for toolboxes, coolers, garage fridges, shop walls, and other places where subtlety has already packed up and left.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🚚\u003c\/span\u003e Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wicked Burn Apparel Inc","offers":[{"title":"3″×3″","offer_id":44267005640782,"sku":"9533882_10163","price":10.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4″×4″","offer_id":44267005673550,"sku":"9533882_10164","price":12.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5.5″×5.5″","offer_id":44267005706318,"sku":"9533882_10165","price":14.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/8207\/6238\/files\/Lemonade_Stickers_-_Primary.png?v=1788367189"},{"product_id":"fucks-i-m-bankrupt-funny-sarcastic-piggy-bank-t-shirt","title":"Fucks? I’m Bankrupt — Funny Sarcastic Piggy Bank T-Shirt","description":"Financial advice usually involves saving for a rainy day. Emotional budgeting is apparently a different story.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nOur Fucks? I’m Bankrupt t-shirt features a broken piggy bank looking remarkably calm and serene for something that has just been smashed open with a hammer. The reason? “Fucks? I’m bankrupt.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAnd honestly, the peaceful expression says it all. No fucks left. No overdraft protection. No emergency fund. Just sweet, beautiful emotional insolvency.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThen you turn around and discover the last remaining unit of currency: a “Check Yourself Currency” coin worth exactly 1 fuck, featuring an angry Canadian goose who appears to be taking his role in the financial system far too seriously.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis funny sarcastic t-shirt is perfect for anyone who has completely depleted their supply of fucks and is no longer accepting withdrawals, deposits, transfers, or unsolicited opinions.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe account is closed. Please take your concerns to the goose.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n✓ Every colour features the same front \u0026amp; back design.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🚚 Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"imperial\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCHEST (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e16 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31-34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34-37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e38-41\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42-45\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e46-49\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50-53\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e54-57\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e58-61\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e35\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e62-65\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"metric\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCHEST (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e68.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e78.7-86.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e45.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e86.4-94\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e73.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e96.5-104.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e55.9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e106.7-114.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e78.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e61\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e116.8-124.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e81.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e66\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e127-134.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e83.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e137.2-144.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e86.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e147.3-155\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e89\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e78.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e157.5-165\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Wicked Burn Apparel Inc","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":44267024416846,"sku":"5217090_9527","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":44267024449614,"sku":"5217090_4016","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":44267024482382,"sku":"5217090_4017","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":44267024515150,"sku":"5217090_4018","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":44267024547918,"sku":"5217090_4019","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":44267024580686,"sku":"5217090_4020","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":44267024613454,"sku":"5217090_5295","price":45.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":44267024646222,"sku":"5217090_5310","price":47.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":44267024678990,"sku":"5217090_12871","price":49.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ S","offer_id":44267024711758,"sku":"5217090_4046","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ M","offer_id":44267024744526,"sku":"5217090_4047","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ L","offer_id":44267024777294,"sku":"5217090_4048","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ XL","offer_id":44267024810062,"sku":"5217090_4049","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ 2XL","offer_id":44267024842830,"sku":"5217090_4050","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Midnight Navy \/ XS","offer_id":44267024875598,"sku":"5217090_9569","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Midnight Navy \/ S","offer_id":44267024908366,"sku":"5217090_8495","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Midnight Navy \/ M","offer_id":44267024941134,"sku":"5217090_8496","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Midnight Navy \/ L","offer_id":44267024973902,"sku":"5217090_8497","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Midnight Navy \/ XL","offer_id":44267025006670,"sku":"5217090_8498","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Midnight Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":44267025039438,"sku":"5217090_8499","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Midnight Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":44267025072206,"sku":"5217090_8500","price":45.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Midnight Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":44267025104974,"sku":"5217090_8501","price":47.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":44267025137742,"sku":"5217090_9564","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":44267025170510,"sku":"5217090_8460","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":44267025203278,"sku":"5217090_8461","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":44267025236046,"sku":"5217090_8462","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":44267025268814,"sku":"5217090_8463","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":44267025301582,"sku":"5217090_8464","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":44267025334350,"sku":"5217090_8465","price":45.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":44267025367118,"sku":"5217090_8466","price":47.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 5XL","offer_id":44267025399886,"sku":"5217090_12879","price":49.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Forest \/ S","offer_id":44267025432654,"sku":"5217090_8488","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Forest \/ M","offer_id":44267025465422,"sku":"5217090_8489","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Forest \/ L","offer_id":44267025498190,"sku":"5217090_8490","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Forest \/ XL","offer_id":44267025530958,"sku":"5217090_8491","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Forest \/ 2XL","offer_id":44267025563726,"sku":"5217090_8492","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Forest \/ 3XL","offer_id":44267025596494,"sku":"5217090_8493","price":45.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Forest \/ 4XL","offer_id":44267025629262,"sku":"5217090_8494","price":47.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asphalt \/ S","offer_id":44267025662030,"sku":"5217090_4031","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asphalt \/ M","offer_id":44267025694798,"sku":"5217090_4032","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asphalt \/ L","offer_id":44267025727566,"sku":"5217090_4033","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asphalt \/ XL","offer_id":44267025760334,"sku":"5217090_4034","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asphalt \/ 2XL","offer_id":44267025793102,"sku":"5217090_4035","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asphalt \/ 3XL","offer_id":44267025825870,"sku":"5217090_5297","price":45.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asphalt \/ 4XL","offer_id":44267025858638,"sku":"5217090_5312","price":47.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/8207\/6238\/files\/H_Mid_Navy_Bankrupt_T-Shirt_-_Front.png?v=1788367662"},{"product_id":"fucks-i-m-bankrupt-funny-sarcastic-piggy-bank-hoodie","title":"Fucks? I’m Bankrupt — Funny Sarcastic Piggy Bank Hoodie","description":"Some people have a savings account. You have an aggressively depleted fuck account.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nOur Fucks? I’m Bankrupt hoodie features a broken piggy bank sitting there with the serene expression of someone who has finally accepted their financial situation. The hammer is right there. The evidence is undeniable. The fucks are gone.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n“Fucks? I’m bankrupt.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nTurn around and you'll find the only remaining asset: a Check Yourself Currency coin worth exactly 1 fuck, complete with an angry Canadian goose who looks like he personally audits the emotional finances.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis sarcastic piggy bank hoodie is for anyone who has reached the point where their fuck fund has been completely liquidated. There will be no more giving. No more withdrawals. No more deposits.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nConsider this your official notice from the Department of Emotional Insolvency.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nYour account balance is zero. And somehow, you're doing great.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n✓ Every colour features the same front \u0026amp; back design.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🚚 Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"imperial\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"metric\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e68.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e55.9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e73.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e61\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e66\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e78.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e81.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e83.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e81.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e86.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e86.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Wicked Burn Apparel Inc","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":44267068129358,"sku":"2959047_5530","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":44267068162126,"sku":"2959047_5531","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":44267068194894,"sku":"2959047_5532","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":44267068227662,"sku":"2959047_5533","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":44267068260430,"sku":"2959047_5534","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":44267068293198,"sku":"2959047_5535","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":44267068325966,"sku":"2959047_5536","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":44267068358734,"sku":"2959047_5537","price":72.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":44267068391502,"sku":"2959047_5594","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":44267068424270,"sku":"2959047_5595","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":44267068457038,"sku":"2959047_5596","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":44267068489806,"sku":"2959047_5597","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":44267068522574,"sku":"2959047_5598","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":44267068555342,"sku":"2959047_5599","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":44267068588110,"sku":"2959047_5600","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":44267068620878,"sku":"2959047_5601","price":72.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ S","offer_id":44267068653646,"sku":"2959047_5554","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ M","offer_id":44267068686414,"sku":"2959047_5555","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ L","offer_id":44267068719182,"sku":"2959047_5556","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ XL","offer_id":44267068751950,"sku":"2959047_5557","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 2XL","offer_id":44267068784718,"sku":"2959047_5558","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 3XL","offer_id":44267068817486,"sku":"2959047_5559","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ S","offer_id":44267068850254,"sku":"2959047_20570","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ M","offer_id":44267068883022,"sku":"2959047_20571","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ L","offer_id":44267068915790,"sku":"2959047_20572","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ XL","offer_id":44267068948558,"sku":"2959047_20573","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":44267068981326,"sku":"2959047_20574","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":44267069014094,"sku":"2959047_20575","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":44267069046862,"sku":"2959047_20576","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 5XL","offer_id":44267069079630,"sku":"2959047_20577","price":72.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":44267069112398,"sku":"2959047_16859","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":44267069145166,"sku":"2959047_16860","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":44267069177934,"sku":"2959047_16861","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":44267069210702,"sku":"2959047_16862","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":44267069243470,"sku":"2959047_16863","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":44267069276238,"sku":"2959047_16864","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 4XL","offer_id":44267069309006,"sku":"2959047_20568","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 5XL","offer_id":44267069341774,"sku":"2959047_20569","price":72.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/8207\/6238\/files\/Forest_Green_Bankrupt_bunny_-_Front_1.png?v=1788368605"},{"product_id":"fucks-i-m-bankrupt-funny-sarcastic-coffee-mug","title":"Fucks? I’m Bankrupt — Funny Sarcastic Coffee Mug","description":"Your coffee account may be fully funded. Your fuck account? Not so much.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nOur Fucks? I’m Bankrupt mug features a broken piggy bank looking completely unbothered after being smashed open with a hammer. The verdict is printed right there: “Fucks? I’m bankrupt.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nNo panic. No regret. Just the quiet peace that comes with realizing there is absolutely nothing left to give.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nTurn the mug around and you'll find the Check Yourself Currency coin, valued at exactly 1 fuck, featuring an angry Canadian goose who looks like he has some serious concerns about your spending habits.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis funny sarcastic coffee mug is perfect for morning caffeine, workplace survival, emotional budgeting, and anyone whose supply of fucks was exhausted somewhere around Tuesday.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPour coffee. Check your balance. Discover you're still bankrupt.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e\n• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🚚 Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.","brand":"Wicked Burn Apparel Inc","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":44267108073550,"sku":"3115332_1320","price":23.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":44267108106318,"sku":"3115332_4830","price":26.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/8207\/6238\/files\/Bankrupt_Mug_-_Primary.png?v=1788369018"},{"product_id":"fucks-i-m-bankrupt-funny-sarcastic-piggy-bank-sticker-pack","title":"Fucks? I’m Bankrupt — Funny Sarcastic Piggy Bank Sticker Pack","description":"\u003cp\u003eYour fuck account has been reviewed by management. The verdict: insufficient funds.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOur Fucks? I’m Bankrupt sticker pack features a broken piggy bank looking suspiciously peaceful for someone whose entire supply of fucks has just been smashed open with a hammer. Because sometimes emotional bankruptcy is actually quite liberating.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe design also includes a Check Yourself Currency coin worth exactly 1 fuck, featuring an angry Canadian goose who appears fully qualified to oversee this extremely questionable financial institution.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThese funny sarcastic stickers are perfect for laptops, water bottles, notebooks, tumblers, planners, phone cases, or anywhere else that could use a tiny reminder that your emotional bank account is currently closed.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo fucks available. No overdraft protection. No fucks on credit.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePlease check back never.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🔥\u003c\/span\u003e Choose Your Heat Setting\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🌡️\u003c\/span\u003e Simmer (3×3\" \/ 7.5x7.5cm) — Desk Pack\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for laptops, notebooks, water bottles, and other everyday surfaces. Just enough sarcasm to brighten someone's day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🔥\u003c\/span\u003e Sizzle (4×4\" \/ 10x10cm) — Everyday Pack\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cbr\u003eThe sweet spot. Big enough to get noticed, small enough to stick just about anywhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e💥\u003c\/span\u003e Full Burn (5×5\" \/  12.7 × 12.7cm) — Big Audacity Pack\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMade for toolboxes, coolers, garage fridges, shop walls, and other places where subtlety has already packed up and left.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🚚\u003c\/span\u003e Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wicked Burn Apparel Inc","offers":[{"title":"3″×3″","offer_id":44267115053134,"sku":"4963105_10163","price":10.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4″×4″","offer_id":44267115085902,"sku":"4963105_10164","price":12.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5.5″×5.5″","offer_id":44267115118670,"sku":"4963105_10165","price":14.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/8207\/6238\/files\/Bankrupt_Stickers_-_Primary.png?v=1788369520"},{"product_id":"fucks-it-s-my-last-check-yourself-currency-funny-goose-t-shirt","title":"Fucks? It’s My Last — Check Yourself Currency Funny Goose T-Shirt","description":"Inflation has hit everything. Including the fuck supply.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nOur Check Yourself Currency t-shirt features an angry Canadian goose on a coin worth exactly 1 fuck, because apparently even emotional currency is in short supply these days. The front makes the situation perfectly clear: “Fucks? It’s my last.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThen you turn around and discover the fine print on the back: “I don’t make change.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFair enough.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis funny sarcastic goose t-shirt is a cheeky take on having absolutely no fucks left to give, wrapped up in the wonderfully ridiculous idea of treating them like actual currency. The angry goose adds just the right amount of Canadian attitude, because if anyone looks capable of enforcing a strict no-change policy, it's a goose.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nOne fuck. Exact change only. No exceptions.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSpend it wisely.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n✓ Every colour features the same front \u0026amp; back design.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🚚 Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"imperial\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCHEST (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e16 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31-34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34-37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e38-41\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42-45\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e46-49\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50-53\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e54-57\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e58-61\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e35\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e62-65\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"metric\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCHEST (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e68.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e78.7-86.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e45.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e86.4-94\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e73.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e96.5-104.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e55.9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e106.7-114.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e78.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e61\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e116.8-124.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e81.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e66\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e127-134.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e83.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e137.2-144.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e86.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e147.3-155\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e89\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e78.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e157.5-165\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Wicked Burn Apparel Inc","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":44267136974926,"sku":"5378543_9527","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":44267137007694,"sku":"5378543_4016","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":44267137040462,"sku":"5378543_4017","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":44267137073230,"sku":"5378543_4018","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":44267137105998,"sku":"5378543_4019","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":44267137138766,"sku":"5378543_4020","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":44267137171534,"sku":"5378543_5295","price":45.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":44267137204302,"sku":"5378543_5310","price":47.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":44267137237070,"sku":"5378543_12871","price":49.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ S","offer_id":44267137269838,"sku":"5378543_4046","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ M","offer_id":44267137302606,"sku":"5378543_4047","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ L","offer_id":44267137335374,"sku":"5378543_4048","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ XL","offer_id":44267137368142,"sku":"5378543_4049","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ 2XL","offer_id":44267137400910,"sku":"5378543_4050","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Midnight Navy \/ XS","offer_id":44267137433678,"sku":"5378543_9569","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Midnight Navy \/ S","offer_id":44267137466446,"sku":"5378543_8495","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Midnight Navy \/ M","offer_id":44267137499214,"sku":"5378543_8496","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Midnight Navy \/ L","offer_id":44267137531982,"sku":"5378543_8497","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Midnight Navy \/ XL","offer_id":44267137564750,"sku":"5378543_8498","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Midnight Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":44267137597518,"sku":"5378543_8499","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Midnight Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":44267137630286,"sku":"5378543_8500","price":45.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Midnight Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":44267137663054,"sku":"5378543_8501","price":47.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XS","offer_id":44267137695822,"sku":"5378543_9564","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":44267137728590,"sku":"5378543_8460","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":44267137761358,"sku":"5378543_8461","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":44267137794126,"sku":"5378543_8462","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":44267137826894,"sku":"5378543_8463","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":44267137859662,"sku":"5378543_8464","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":44267137892430,"sku":"5378543_8465","price":45.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":44267137925198,"sku":"5378543_8466","price":47.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 5XL","offer_id":44267137957966,"sku":"5378543_12879","price":49.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Forest \/ S","offer_id":44267137990734,"sku":"5378543_8488","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Forest \/ M","offer_id":44267138023502,"sku":"5378543_8489","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Forest \/ L","offer_id":44267138056270,"sku":"5378543_8490","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Forest \/ XL","offer_id":44267138089038,"sku":"5378543_8491","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Forest \/ 2XL","offer_id":44267138121806,"sku":"5378543_8492","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Forest \/ 3XL","offer_id":44267138154574,"sku":"5378543_8493","price":45.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Forest \/ 4XL","offer_id":44267138187342,"sku":"5378543_8494","price":47.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asphalt \/ S","offer_id":44267138220110,"sku":"5378543_4031","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asphalt \/ M","offer_id":44267138252878,"sku":"5378543_4032","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asphalt \/ L","offer_id":44267138285646,"sku":"5378543_4033","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asphalt \/ XL","offer_id":44267138318414,"sku":"5378543_4034","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asphalt \/ 2XL","offer_id":44267138351182,"sku":"5378543_4035","price":42.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asphalt \/ 3XL","offer_id":44267138383950,"sku":"5378543_5297","price":45.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asphalt \/ 4XL","offer_id":44267138416718,"sku":"5378543_5312","price":47.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/8207\/6238\/files\/H_Dark_Grey_No_Change_T-Shirt_-_Front.png?v=1788370213"},{"product_id":"fucks-it-s-my-last-check-yourself-currency-sarcastic-goose-hoodie","title":"Fucks? It’s My Last — Check Yourself Currency Sarcastic Goose Hoodie","description":"Please have your emotional currency ready. Exact change only.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nOur Check Yourself Currency hoodie features an angry Canadian goose on a coin worth exactly 1 fuck, because apparently we've reached the point where even giving a fuck requires financial planning.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe front says “Fucks? It’s my last.” Turn around and the policy becomes crystal clear: “I don’t make change.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nNo partial fucks. No credit. No IOUs. And definitely no returns.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis funny sarcastic goose hoodie takes the classic “I don't give a fuck” attitude and turns it into a completely fictional monetary system governed by one very irritated Canadian goose. It's bold, ridiculous, and perfect for anyone whose fuck supply has been reduced to a single highly guarded unit.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nYour balance is low. Your standards are high. And the goose is not negotiating.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n✓ Every colour features the same front \u0026amp; back design.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🚚 Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"imperial\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"metric\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e68.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e55.9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e73.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e61\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e66\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e78.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e81.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e83.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e81.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e86.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e86.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Wicked Burn Apparel Inc","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":44267171545166,"sku":"2061260_5530","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":44267171577934,"sku":"2061260_5531","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":44267171610702,"sku":"2061260_5532","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":44267171643470,"sku":"2061260_5533","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":44267171676238,"sku":"2061260_5534","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":44267171709006,"sku":"2061260_5535","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":44267171741774,"sku":"2061260_5536","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":44267171774542,"sku":"2061260_5537","price":72.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":44267171807310,"sku":"2061260_5594","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":44267171840078,"sku":"2061260_5595","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":44267171872846,"sku":"2061260_5596","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":44267171905614,"sku":"2061260_5597","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":44267171938382,"sku":"2061260_5598","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":44267171971150,"sku":"2061260_5599","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":44267172003918,"sku":"2061260_5600","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":44267172036686,"sku":"2061260_5601","price":72.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ S","offer_id":44267172069454,"sku":"2061260_5554","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ M","offer_id":44267172102222,"sku":"2061260_5555","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ L","offer_id":44267172134990,"sku":"2061260_5556","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ XL","offer_id":44267172167758,"sku":"2061260_5557","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 2XL","offer_id":44267172200526,"sku":"2061260_5558","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 3XL","offer_id":44267172233294,"sku":"2061260_5559","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ S","offer_id":44267172266062,"sku":"2061260_20570","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ M","offer_id":44267172298830,"sku":"2061260_20571","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ L","offer_id":44267172331598,"sku":"2061260_20572","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ XL","offer_id":44267172364366,"sku":"2061260_20573","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":44267172397134,"sku":"2061260_20574","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":44267172429902,"sku":"2061260_20575","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":44267172462670,"sku":"2061260_20576","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 5XL","offer_id":44267172495438,"sku":"2061260_20577","price":72.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":44267172528206,"sku":"2061260_16859","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":44267172560974,"sku":"2061260_16860","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":44267172593742,"sku":"2061260_16861","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":44267172626510,"sku":"2061260_16862","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":44267172659278,"sku":"2061260_16863","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":44267172692046,"sku":"2061260_16864","price":67.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 4XL","offer_id":44267172724814,"sku":"2061260_20568","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 5XL","offer_id":44267172757582,"sku":"2061260_20569","price":72.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/8207\/6238\/files\/Black_No_Change_bunny_-_Front_1.png?v=1788370772"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/8207\/6238\/collections\/Clutch_those_Pearls_1.png?v=1788547540","url":"https:\/\/wickedburn.ca\/collections\/%f0%9f%94%a5-clutch-those-pearls.oembed","provider":"Wicked Burn Apparel Inc","version":"1.0","type":"link"}