{"product_id":"bubble-free-stickers","title":"Crispy But Committed Sticker Pack | Funny Burnt Toast Vinyl Sticker Set","description":"\u003cp\u003eA little burnt. A little overwhelmed. Still showing up.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Crispy But Committed Sticker Pack is for anyone navigating life with equal parts determination, caffeine, and the occasional \"good enough\" attitude.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis sticker sheet includes three separate stickers:\u003cbr\u003e• Crispy But Committed — featuring everyone's favorite slightly overdone toast hero, proving that perfection is optional but persistence is not.\u003cbr\u003e• \"I'll Just Scrape Off The Burnt Parts.\" — because sometimes the solution isn't starting over. It's working with what you've got.\u003cbr\u003e• Wicked Burn logo sticker — a badge of honor for those who appreciate sarcasm, resilience, and questionable life choices.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e• laptops and tablets\u003cbr\u003e• water bottles and tumblers\u003cbr\u003e• notebooks and planners\u003cbr\u003e• office desks that have seen some things\u003cbr\u003e• anyone doing their best despite feeling a little crispy around the edges\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIncludes:\u003cbr\u003e• relatable breakfast-based life advice\u003cbr\u003e• resilience wrapped in sarcasm\u003cbr\u003e• emotionally toasted energy\u003cbr\u003e• strong \"we'll figure it out\" vibes\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhether you're recovering from a long week, a rough day, or simply existing as an adult, this sticker pack understands the assignment.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYou may be a little crispy. But you're still committed.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"metric\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🔥\u003c\/span\u003e Choose Your Heat Setting\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🌡️\u003c\/span\u003e Simmer (3×3\" \/ 7.5x7.5cm) — Desk Pack\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for laptops, notebooks, water bottles, and other everyday surfaces. Just enough sarcasm to brighten someone's day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🔥\u003c\/span\u003e Sizzle (4×4\" \/ 10x10cm) — Everyday Pack\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cbr\u003eThe sweet spot. Big enough to get noticed, small enough to stick just about anywhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e💥\u003c\/span\u003e Full Burn (5×5\" \/ 14x14cm) — Big Audacity Pack\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMade for toolboxes, coolers, garage fridges, shop walls, and other places where subtlety has already packed up and left.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Wicked Burn Apparel Inc","offers":[{"title":"3″×3″","offer_id":43844762501198,"sku":"6518687_10163","price":6.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4″×4″","offer_id":43844762533966,"sku":"6518687_10164","price":8.79,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5.5″×5.5″","offer_id":43844762566734,"sku":"6518687_10165","price":10.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/8207\/6238\/files\/Sticker_Mockups_-_Primary_61aad238-3162-4944-9380-07ab7a0237b2.png?v=1783028509","url":"https:\/\/wickedburn.ca\/products\/bubble-free-stickers","provider":"Wicked Burn Apparel Inc","version":"1.0","type":"link"}