{"product_id":"chronic-couch-surfer-funny-couch-potato-mug","title":"Chronic Couch Surfer - Funny Couch Potato Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome people need coffee to get moving. Others need coffee to continue doing absolutely nothing.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Chronic Couch Crasher Surfing mug is for homebodies, binge-watch enthusiasts, and anyone who considers finding the perfect spot on the couch a genuine accomplishment.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOne side features a well-loved couch complete with pillows, a blanket, and all the essentials for elite-level relaxation, alongside the statement: \"CHRONIC COUCH CRASHER SURFING\" Because not every adventure requires leaving the living room.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe other side delivers the official lifestyle motto: \"Less stability. More remote control.\" A simple philosophy that prioritizes comfort, convenience, and avoiding unnecessary movement whenever possible.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e• coffee-loving couch potatoes\u003cbr\u003e• binge-watch champions\u003cbr\u003e• professional nappers\u003cbr\u003e• weekend relaxation experts\u003cbr\u003e• anyone who owns more streaming subscriptions than outdoor gear\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIncludes:\u003cbr\u003e• premium lazy-day energy\u003cbr\u003e• conversation-starting capabilities\u003cbr\u003e• strong \"just one more episode\" vibes\u003cbr\u003e• championship-level comfort appreciation\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBest enjoyed with:\u003cbr\u003e• coffee\u003cbr\u003e• tea\u003cbr\u003e• hot chocolate\u003cbr\u003e• movie marathons\u003cbr\u003e• absolutely no urgent plans\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhether you're starting your morning, settling in for a marathon viewing session, or simply enjoying a well-earned day of doing nothing, this mug is ready to join you.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe couch is calling. Surf and chill.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wicked Burn Apparel Inc","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":43852227936334,"sku":"5539960_1320","price":15.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":43852227969102,"sku":"5539960_4830","price":17.5,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/8207\/6238\/files\/Couch_Mug_-_Primary.png?v=1782843073","url":"https:\/\/wickedburn.ca\/products\/chronic-couch-surfer-funny-couch-potato-mug","provider":"Wicked Burn Apparel Inc","version":"1.0","type":"link"}