{"product_id":"chronic-couch-surfer-funny-couch-potato-vinyl-sticker-set","title":"Chronic Couch Surfer - Funny Couch Potato Vinyl Sticker Set","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome people chase adventure. Others chase the perfect couch cushion.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Chronic Couch Crasher Surfing Sticker Pack is for dedicated loungers, binge-watch champions, and anyone who treats relaxation like an Olympic event.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis sticker sheet includes three separate stickers:\u003cbr\u003e• Chronic Couch Crasher Surfing — featuring the ultimate couch-surfing setup complete with pillows, blanket, and elite-level comfort.\u003cbr\u003e• \"Less Stability. More Remote Control.\" — the official motto of people who have mastered the art of doing absolutely nothing.\u003cbr\u003e• Wicked Burn logo sticker — because great sarcasm deserves brand representation.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e• laptops and tablets\u003cbr\u003e• water bottles and travel mugs\u003cbr\u003e• gaming setups\u003cbr\u003e• notebooks and planners\u003cbr\u003e• anyone who proudly embraces couch potato status\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIncludes:\u003cbr\u003e• premium lazy-day energy\u003cbr\u003e• conversation-starting capabilities\u003cbr\u003e• strong binge-watch marathon vibes\u003cbr\u003e• enough comfort-loving attitude to make productivity nervous\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWarning:\u003cbr\u003eMay result in extended couch sessions, accidental naps, and confidently telling people you're \"busy\" while watching another episode.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhether you're decorating your gear, personalizing your workspace, or upgrading your relaxation headquarters, this sticker pack is ready for the assignment.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe couch is calling. Surf and chill.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"metric\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🔥\u003c\/span\u003e Choose Your Heat Setting\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🌡️\u003c\/span\u003e Simmer (3×3\" \/ 7.5x7.5cm) — Desk Pack\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for laptops, notebooks, water bottles, and other everyday surfaces. Just enough sarcasm to brighten someone's day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🔥\u003c\/span\u003e Sizzle (4×4\" \/ 10x10cm) — Everyday Pack\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cbr\u003eThe sweet spot. Big enough to get noticed, small enough to stick just about anywhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e💥\u003c\/span\u003e Full Burn (5×5\" \/ 14x14cm) — Big Audacity Pack\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMade for toolboxes, coolers, garage fridges, shop walls, and other places where subtlety has already packed up and left.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Wicked Burn Apparel Inc","offers":[{"title":"3″×3″","offer_id":43852243238990,"sku":"4448020_10163","price":6.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4″×4″","offer_id":43852243271758,"sku":"4448020_10164","price":8.79,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5.5″×5.5″","offer_id":43852243304526,"sku":"4448020_10165","price":10.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/8207\/6238\/files\/Sticker_Mockups_-_Primary_4bd58546-0c79-4981-a44e-a3fd74cb0a7e.png?v=1783032255","url":"https:\/\/wickedburn.ca\/products\/chronic-couch-surfer-funny-couch-potato-vinyl-sticker-set","provider":"Wicked Burn Apparel Inc","version":"1.0","type":"link"}