{"product_id":"fuck-lemonade-funny-sarcastic-lemon-coffee-mug","title":"Fuck Lemonade — Funny Sarcastic Lemon Coffee Mug","description":"Your morning coffee doesn't need to taste like lemonade. It just needs to remind you that you have options.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nOur Fuck Lemonade mug features a glamorous vintage-inspired pinup girl sitting confidently on a giant lemon, clutching her pearls at the suggestion that this citrus situation should somehow become a refreshing beverage.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe front says what we're all thinking: “Fuck Lemonade.” Turn it around and you'll find the perfectly reasonable follow-up: “Of all the fruits... lemons?”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause when life hands you lemons, why is everyone so determined to turn them into lemonade? Maybe you didn't ask for the lemons. Maybe you don't like lemonade. Maybe you'd simply like to speak to whoever keeps handing out lemons.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis funny sarcastic coffee mug gives the classic “when life gives you lemons” saying a wicked little makeover, combining retro pinup charm with unapologetic adult humor.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDrink your coffee. Question the lemons. Reject unnecessary optimism.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e\n• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🚚 Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.","brand":"Wicked Burn Apparel Inc","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":44266994532430,"sku":"9718731_1320","price":23.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":44266994565198,"sku":"9718731_4830","price":26.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/8207\/6238\/files\/Lemonade_Mug_-_Primary.png?v=1788366660","url":"https:\/\/wickedburn.ca\/products\/fuck-lemonade-funny-sarcastic-lemon-coffee-mug","provider":"Wicked Burn Apparel Inc","version":"1.0","type":"link"}