{"product_id":"fuck-lemonade-funny-sarcastic-lemon-sticker-pack","title":"Fuck Lemonade — Funny Sarcastic Lemon Sticker Pack","description":"\u003cp\u003eLife gave you lemons. You gave the lemons a strongly worded response.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOur Fuck Lemonade sticker pack takes the classic “when life gives you lemons, make lemonade” advice and gives it the response it probably deserves. The design features a glamorous vintage-inspired pinup girl sitting on a giant lemon, clutching her pearls while making her position very clear: “Fuck Lemonade.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnd because one questionable fruit-based life lesson deserves another, the second sticker asks: “Of all the fruits... lemons?” Honestly, we have questions too.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThese funny sarcastic lemon stickers are perfect for laptops, water bottles, notebooks, tumblers, planners, phone cases, or anywhere else that could use a little less forced positivity and a little more citrus-related skepticism.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFor the people who don't automatically turn every inconvenience into personal growth.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSometimes life gives you lemons. Sometimes you say fuck lemonade.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🔥\u003c\/span\u003e Choose Your Heat Setting\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🌡️\u003c\/span\u003e Simmer (3×3\" \/ 7.5x7.5cm) — Desk Pack\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for laptops, notebooks, water bottles, and other everyday surfaces. Just enough sarcasm to brighten someone's day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🔥\u003c\/span\u003e Sizzle (4×4\" \/ 10x10cm) — Everyday Pack\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cbr\u003eThe sweet spot. Big enough to get noticed, small enough to stick just about anywhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e💥\u003c\/span\u003e Full Burn (5×5\" \/  12.7 × 12.7cm) — Big Audacity Pack\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMade for toolboxes, coolers, garage fridges, shop walls, and other places where subtlety has already packed up and left.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🚚\u003c\/span\u003e Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wicked Burn Apparel Inc","offers":[{"title":"3″×3″","offer_id":44267005640782,"sku":"9533882_10163","price":10.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4″×4″","offer_id":44267005673550,"sku":"9533882_10164","price":12.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5.5″×5.5″","offer_id":44267005706318,"sku":"9533882_10165","price":14.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/8207\/6238\/files\/Lemonade_Stickers_-_Primary.png?v=1788367189","url":"https:\/\/wickedburn.ca\/products\/fuck-lemonade-funny-sarcastic-lemon-sticker-pack","provider":"Wicked Burn Apparel Inc","version":"1.0","type":"link"}