{"product_id":"go-fish-no-fucks-given-card-game-coffee-mug","title":"Go Fish — No Fucks Given Card Game Coffee Mug","description":"Because sometimes the only thing you’re fishing for is the last remaining fuck you might have.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nOur Go Fish — No Fucks Given mug features two seemingly respectable ladies enjoying a quiet game of cards while discussing a very important matter: whether either of them has any fucks left.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n“Do you have any fucks?” “Not even one, girl. Go fish.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSurrounded by a delicate lace doily, it looks like the sort of innocent little scene you’d find in Grandma’s china cabinet. Then you notice the language. Then you turn the mug around and find a decorative playing card with one very straightforward message: FUCK.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSuddenly, your morning coffee has a completely different agenda.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for coffee drinkers, card-game lovers, sarcastic women, and anyone who has started the day with approximately zero fucks already available. It’s vintage charm with a filthy little mouth — exactly how we like it.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPour coffee. Play cards. Protect your remaining fucks.\u003cbr\u003e\n• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e\n• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🚚 Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.","brand":"Wicked Burn Apparel Inc","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":44259076898894,"sku":"4964815_1320","price":23.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":44259076931662,"sku":"4964815_4830","price":26.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/8207\/6238\/files\/Go_Fish_Mug_-_Primary.png?v=1788285372","url":"https:\/\/wickedburn.ca\/products\/go-fish-no-fucks-given-card-game-coffee-mug","provider":"Wicked Burn Apparel Inc","version":"1.0","type":"link"}