{"product_id":"pull-aim-squeeze-sweep-fire-safety-sex-tape-mug","title":"Pull, Aim, Squeeze, Sweep – Fire Safety Sex Tape Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou know the drill. You say something completely innocent. Someone immediately says, “Title of your sex tape.” Now your coffee mug is involved.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis Pull, Aim, Squeeze, Sweep mug features a retro VHS recording label, complete with fire extinguisher imagery and the highly suspicious genre “Sex Tape.” It's a playful nod to the Brooklyn 99 running joke and the unfortunate reality that innocent sentences can become comedy gold with exactly three words.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThen there's the back: “I am passionate about fire safety.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYep. Title of your sex tape.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for your morning coffee, your questionable sense of humor, or anyone who appreciates a joke that takes a perfectly respectable subject and gives it just enough innuendo to ruin it forever.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePlease extinguish all fires responsibly. The rest is none of our business.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✓ Every colour features the same front \u0026amp; back design.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🚚 Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wicked Burn Apparel Inc","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":44351555240014,"sku":"3765852_1320","price":23.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":44351555272782,"sku":"3765852_4830","price":26.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/8207\/6238\/files\/Fire_Safety_Mug_-_Primary.png?v=1789679004","url":"https:\/\/wickedburn.ca\/products\/pull-aim-squeeze-sweep-fire-safety-sex-tape-mug","provider":"Wicked Burn Apparel Inc","version":"1.0","type":"link"}