{"product_id":"pull-aim-squeeze-sweep-fire-safety-sex-tape-sticker-pack","title":"Pull, Aim, Squeeze, Sweep – Fire Safety Sex Tape Sticker Pack","description":"\u003cp\u003eSay something innocent. Wait approximately three seconds.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Title of your sex tape.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis retro-inspired sticker pack turns fire-safety instructions into a VHS sex-tape parody, featuring Pull, Aim, Squeeze, Sweep, a tiny fire extinguisher, and a suspiciously official-looking “Sex Tape” genre label.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBecause apparently even fire safety isn't safe from this running joke.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnd naturally, the punchline continues: “I am passionate about fire safety.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTitle of your sex tape. Obviously.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for laptops, water bottles, notebooks, gear cases, and anywhere else that could use some retro nostalgia, firefighter humor, and a joke that makes people pause for half a second before the penny drops.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFire safety: important. Taking everything literally: optional.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🔥\u003c\/span\u003e Choose Your Heat Setting\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🌡️\u003c\/span\u003e Simmer (3×3\" \/ 7.5x7.5cm) — Desk Pack\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for laptops, notebooks, water bottles, and other everyday surfaces. Just enough sarcasm to brighten someone's day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🔥\u003c\/span\u003e Sizzle (4×4\" \/ 10x10cm) — Everyday Pack\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cbr\u003eThe sweet spot. Big enough to get noticed, small enough to stick just about anywhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e💥\u003c\/span\u003e Full Burn (5×5\" \/  12.7 × 12.7cm) — Big Audacity Pack\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMade for toolboxes, coolers, garage fridges, shop walls, and other places where subtlety has already packed up and left.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🚚\u003c\/span\u003e Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wicked Burn Apparel Inc","offers":[{"title":"3″×3″","offer_id":44351558549582,"sku":"4084165_10163","price":10.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4″×4″","offer_id":44351558582350,"sku":"4084165_10164","price":12.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5.5″×5.5″","offer_id":44351558615118,"sku":"4084165_10165","price":14.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/8207\/6238\/files\/Fire_Safety_Stickers_-_Primary.png?v=1789679499","url":"https:\/\/wickedburn.ca\/products\/pull-aim-squeeze-sweep-fire-safety-sex-tape-sticker-pack","provider":"Wicked Burn Apparel Inc","version":"1.0","type":"link"}