{"product_id":"strong-enough-comfortable-unbothered-funny-cactus-coffee-mug","title":"Strong Enough — Comfortable \u0026 Unbothered Funny Cactus Coffee Mug","description":"Your coffee doesn't need to make you stronger. It just needs to get you through the day.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nOur Strong Enough cactus mug features a thoroughly over-it cactus surrounded by bright, happy flowers while contemplating the questionable life strategy of becoming stronger through adversity. The verdict is in: strong enough.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe front calls for the cancellation of the “what doesn’t kill me” plan, while the back has a much more sensible request: “Upgrade me to the ‘Comfortable and Unbothered’ plan.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause if life is offering subscription tiers, why are we all still paying for the premium adversity package?\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis funny sarcastic coffee mug is perfect for anyone who has endured enough “growth opportunities” and would now prefer a quieter existence involving caffeine, comfort, and nobody asking them to step outside their comfort zone.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSip accordingly. Your personal growth subscription has been cancelled.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e\n• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🚚 Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.","brand":"Wicked Burn Apparel Inc","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":44259168583758,"sku":"9685202_1320","price":23.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":44259168616526,"sku":"9685202_4830","price":26.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/8207\/6238\/files\/Strong_Enough_Mug_-_Primary.png?v=1788288884","url":"https:\/\/wickedburn.ca\/products\/strong-enough-comfortable-unbothered-funny-cactus-coffee-mug","provider":"Wicked Burn Apparel Inc","version":"1.0","type":"link"}