{"product_id":"the-hose-is-harder-to-handle-when-it-s-wet-sex-tape-coffee-mug","title":"The Hose Is Harder to Handle When It’s Wet – Sex Tape Coffee Mug","description":"You say something innocent. Someone says, “Title of your sex tape.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nNow you're drinking coffee out of the evidence.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis The Hose Is Harder to Handle When It’s Wet mug features a vintage VHS tape with a worn recording label, a suspiciously specific title, and SEX TAPE proudly listed as the genre. Because apparently even discussing firefighting equipment isn't safe from a well-timed double entendre.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAnd on the back: “I AM PASSIONATE ABOUT FIGHTING FIRES.”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nA cheeky nod to the Brooklyn Nine-Nine running joke, this sarcastic coffee mug combines firefighter humor, retro VHS nostalgia, and just enough innuendo to make your morning caffeine delivery slightly more entertaining.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for firefighters, first responders, comedy fans, and anyone who enjoys their coffee with a side of inappropriate interpretation.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nHydrate responsibly. Handle hoses carefully. Choose your words wisely.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e\n• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🚚 Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.","brand":"Wicked Burn Apparel Inc","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":44355124887630,"sku":"1611947_1320","price":23.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":44355124920398,"sku":"1611947_4830","price":26.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/8207\/6238\/files\/Hose_Sex_Tape_Mug_-_Primary.png?v=1789759723","url":"https:\/\/wickedburn.ca\/products\/the-hose-is-harder-to-handle-when-it-s-wet-sex-tape-coffee-mug","provider":"Wicked Burn Apparel Inc","version":"1.0","type":"link"}