Wicked Burn Apparel Inc
Be Bold. Take Risks. Make Your Mark. | Funny Dog Butt Scoot Sarcastic Unisex Hoodie
Be Bold. Take Risks. Make Your Mark. | Funny Dog Butt Scoot Sarcastic Unisex Hoodie
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Nothing says confidence like wearing terrible decisions with pride.
This cozy hoodie features an inspiring quote on the front that's quickly undermined by a tiny dog enthusiastically making its own unique contribution to the carpet. Turn around and you'll discover the inevitable aftermath—a hardworking robot vacuum faithfully "spreading your influence."
Warm, comfortable, and packed with wonderfully immature humor, it's the perfect hoodie for dog lovers who know that every pet owner has witnessed the scoot.
Wear it to the dog park, camping trips, casual Fridays, or anywhere laughter is welcome.
Perfect for:
• Dog parents
• Fans of sarcastic apparel
• Lovers of clever toilet humor
• Anyone whose Roomba has seen things
• Friends with an unapologetically immature sense of humor
Inspirational? Absolutely.
A cautionary reminder to choose your mark wisely – before it spreads? One hopes.
✓ Every colour features the same front & back design.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 | 50.8 |
| M | 71.1 | 55.9 |
| L | 73.7 | 61 |
| XL | 76.2 | 66 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 71.1 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 76.2 |
| 4XL | 83.8 | 81.3 |
| 5XL | 86.4 | 86.4 |
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