Some warnings are worth taking seriously. This probably isn't one of them.
Featuring a bold black background with a retro starburst design that could be the portal itself, this round sticker delivers an unnecessarily elaborate warning:
"Do not flip this switch. It controls a secret portal that will open, hurling us through space into another dimension, where demons sing 'Happy Birthday' off key for all of eternity."
Perfect for light switches, workshops, garages, offices, breaker panels, or anywhere someone might be tempted to flip a switch they probably shouldn't. It's the ideal gift for people who appreciate dry humour, absurd situations, and making everyday objects a little more entertaining.
Printed on durable vinyl and proudly designed in Canada. Every sticker sheet also includes a bonus Wicked Burn logo sticker.
🔥 Choose Your Heat Setting
🌡️ Simmer (3×3" / 7.5 × 7.5 cm) — Quiet Confidence Perfect for laptops, notebooks, water bottles, and other everyday surfaces.
🔥 Sizzle (4×4" / 10 × 10 cm) — Just Loud Enough The sweet spot. Big enough to get noticed, small enough to fit just about anywhere.
💥 Full Burn (5×5" / 12.7 × 12.7 cm) — Zero Regrets For toolboxes, coolers, garage fridges, shop walls, and anywhere subtlety has already packed up and left.
🚚 Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.
