Some buttons are best left alone. At least, that's what we're telling people.
Featuring a bold black background with a retro starburst design, this round sticker delivers an absurdly over-the-top warning:
"Do not touch this button. It controls a secret portal that will open, hurling us through space into another dimension, where demons sing 'Happy Birthday' off key for all of eternity."
Perfect for keyboards, control panels, office gadgets, workshops, coffee machines, game rooms, or anywhere a mysterious button deserves an equally mysterious warning. It's a conversation starter for anyone who appreciates dry humour, ridiculous scenarios, and making ordinary objects just a little more entertaining.
Printed on durable vinyl and proudly designed in Canada. Each sticker sheet also includes a bonus Wicked Burn logo sticker.
🔥 Choose Your Heat Setting
🌡️ Simmer (3×3" / 7.5 × 7.5 cm) — Quiet Confidence Perfect for laptops, notebooks, water bottles, and other everyday surfaces.
🔥 Sizzle (4×4" / 10 × 10 cm) — Just Loud Enough The sweet spot. Big enough to get noticed, small enough to fit just about anywhere.
💥 Full Burn (5×5" / 12.7 × 12.7 cm) — Zero Regrets For toolboxes, coolers, garage fridges, shop walls, and anywhere subtlety has already packed up and left.
🚚 Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.
