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Wicked Burn Apparel Inc
Fuck Lemonade — Funny Sarcastic Lemon Unisex T-Shirt
Fuck Lemonade — Funny Sarcastic Lemon Unisex T-Shirt
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$42.99 CAD
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If life gives you lemons, apparently you're supposed to make lemonade. But what if lemonade isn't actually the answer?
Our Fuck Lemonade t-shirt features a glamorous pinup girl perched on a giant lemon, clutching her pearls in absolute disbelief while surrounded by sugar cubes and one very obvious opinion: “Fuck Lemonade.”
Because honestly, of all the things you could do with a lemon, turning it into a beverage seems like a remarkably optimistic response to being handed a problem.
Then you turn around and find the follow-up question: “Of all the fruits... lemons?”
Fair question.
This funny sarcastic t-shirt puts a slightly bitter spin on the classic “when life gives you lemons, make lemonade” saying. It’s vintage-inspired, cheeky, and just cynical enough for anyone who has ever been handed a difficult situation and thought, You know what? I don't think I'm making lemonade today.
Some lemons are for cocktails. Some are for decoration. And some can simply mind their own damn business.
✓ Every colour features the same front & back design.
🚚 Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.
Our Fuck Lemonade t-shirt features a glamorous pinup girl perched on a giant lemon, clutching her pearls in absolute disbelief while surrounded by sugar cubes and one very obvious opinion: “Fuck Lemonade.”
Because honestly, of all the things you could do with a lemon, turning it into a beverage seems like a remarkably optimistic response to being handed a problem.
Then you turn around and find the follow-up question: “Of all the fruits... lemons?”
Fair question.
This funny sarcastic t-shirt puts a slightly bitter spin on the classic “when life gives you lemons, make lemonade” saying. It’s vintage-inspired, cheeky, and just cynical enough for anyone who has ever been handed a difficult situation and thought, You know what? I don't think I'm making lemonade today.
Some lemons are for cocktails. Some are for decoration. And some can simply mind their own damn business.
✓ Every colour features the same front & back design.
🚚 Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
| 5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |
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