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Fuck Lemonade — Funny Sarcastic Lemon Unisex T-Shirt

Fuck Lemonade — Funny Sarcastic Lemon Unisex T-Shirt

Regular price $42.99 CAD
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If life gives you lemons, apparently you're supposed to make lemonade. But what if lemonade isn't actually the answer?

Our Fuck Lemonade t-shirt features a glamorous pinup girl perched on a giant lemon, clutching her pearls in absolute disbelief while surrounded by sugar cubes and one very obvious opinion: “Fuck Lemonade.”

Because honestly, of all the things you could do with a lemon, turning it into a beverage seems like a remarkably optimistic response to being handed a problem.

Then you turn around and find the follow-up question: “Of all the fruits... lemons?”

Fair question.

This funny sarcastic t-shirt puts a slightly bitter spin on the classic “when life gives you lemons, make lemonade” saying. It’s vintage-inspired, cheeky, and just cynical enough for anyone who has ever been handed a difficult situation and thought, You know what? I don't think I'm making lemonade today.

Some lemons are for cocktails. Some are for decoration. And some can simply mind their own damn business.

✓ Every colour features the same front & back design.

🚚 Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5-165
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