Some people have a savings account. You have an aggressively depleted fuck account.
Our Fucks? I’m Bankrupt hoodie features a broken piggy bank sitting there with the serene expression of someone who has finally accepted their financial situation. The hammer is right there. The evidence is undeniable. The fucks are gone.
“Fucks? I’m bankrupt.”
Turn around and you'll find the only remaining asset: a Check Yourself Currency coin worth exactly 1 fuck, complete with an angry Canadian goose who looks like he personally audits the emotional finances.
This sarcastic piggy bank hoodie is for anyone who has reached the point where their fuck fund has been completely liquidated. There will be no more giving. No more withdrawals. No more deposits.
Consider this your official notice from the Department of Emotional Insolvency.
Your account balance is zero. And somehow, you're doing great.
✓ Every colour features the same front & back design.
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