Your fuck account has been reviewed by management. The verdict: insufficient funds.
Our Fucks? I’m Bankrupt sticker pack features a broken piggy bank looking suspiciously peaceful for someone whose entire supply of fucks has just been smashed open with a hammer. Because sometimes emotional bankruptcy is actually quite liberating.
The design also includes a Check Yourself Currency coin worth exactly 1 fuck, featuring an angry Canadian goose who appears fully qualified to oversee this extremely questionable financial institution.
These funny sarcastic stickers are perfect for laptops, water bottles, notebooks, tumblers, planners, phone cases, or anywhere else that could use a tiny reminder that your emotional bank account is currently closed.
No fucks available. No overdraft protection. No fucks on credit.
Please check back never.
🔥 Choose Your Heat Setting
🌡️ Simmer (3×3" / 7.5x7.5cm) — Desk Pack Perfect for laptops, notebooks, water bottles, and other everyday surfaces. Just enough sarcasm to brighten someone's day.
🔥 Sizzle (4×4" / 10x10cm) — Everyday Pack The sweet spot. Big enough to get noticed, small enough to stick just about anywhere.
💥 Full Burn (5×5" / 12.7 × 12.7cm) — Big Audacity Pack Made for toolboxes, coolers, garage fridges, shop walls, and other places where subtlety has already packed up and left.
🚚 Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.
