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Wicked Burn Apparel Inc

Fucks? I’m Bankrupt — Funny Sarcastic Piggy Bank T-Shirt

Fucks? I’m Bankrupt — Funny Sarcastic Piggy Bank T-Shirt

Regular price $42.99 CAD
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Financial advice usually involves saving for a rainy day. Emotional budgeting is apparently a different story.

Our Fucks? I’m Bankrupt t-shirt features a broken piggy bank looking remarkably calm and serene for something that has just been smashed open with a hammer. The reason? “Fucks? I’m bankrupt.”

And honestly, the peaceful expression says it all. No fucks left. No overdraft protection. No emergency fund. Just sweet, beautiful emotional insolvency.

Then you turn around and discover the last remaining unit of currency: a “Check Yourself Currency” coin worth exactly 1 fuck, featuring an angry Canadian goose who appears to be taking his role in the financial system far too seriously.

This funny sarcastic t-shirt is perfect for anyone who has completely depleted their supply of fucks and is no longer accepting withdrawals, deposits, transfers, or unsolicited opinions.

The account is closed. Please take your concerns to the goose.

✓ Every colour features the same front & back design.

🚚 Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5-165
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