Inflation has hit everything. Including the fuck supply.
Our Check Yourself Currency t-shirt features an angry Canadian goose on a coin worth exactly 1 fuck, because apparently even emotional currency is in short supply these days. The front makes the situation perfectly clear: “Fucks? It’s my last.”
Then you turn around and discover the fine print on the back: “I don’t make change.”
Fair enough.
This funny sarcastic goose t-shirt is a cheeky take on having absolutely no fucks left to give, wrapped up in the wonderfully ridiculous idea of treating them like actual currency. The angry goose adds just the right amount of Canadian attitude, because if anyone looks capable of enforcing a strict no-change policy, it's a goose.
One fuck. Exact change only. No exceptions.
Spend it wisely.
✓ Every colour features the same front & back design.
🚚 Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.
