The fuck fund has officially reached critical levels.
Our Check Yourself Currency sticker pack features an angry Canadian goose on a coin worth exactly 1 fuck, because sometimes you need an official-looking financial instrument to communicate that your supply of fucks is running dangerously low.
One large sticker says “Fucks? It’s my last.” The second delivers the final word: “I don’t make change.”
And honestly, neither should you.
These funny sarcastic goose stickers are perfect for laptops, water bottles, notebooks, tumblers, planners, phone cases, or anywhere else that could benefit from a tiny reminder that not every situation deserves your emotional currency.
One fuck left. Spend it wisely. Because the goose has already said no change.
🔥 Choose Your Heat Setting
🌡️ Simmer (3×3" / 7.5x7.5cm) — Desk Pack
Perfect for laptops, notebooks, water bottles, and other everyday surfaces. Just enough sarcasm to brighten someone's day.
🔥 Sizzle (4×4" / 10x10cm) — Everyday Pack
The sweet spot. Big enough to get noticed, small enough to stick just about anywhere.
💥 Full Burn (5×5" / 12.7 × 12.7cm) — Big Audacity Pack
Made for toolboxes, coolers, garage fridges, shop walls, and other places where subtlety has already packed up and left.
🚚 Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.
