Please have your emotional currency ready. Exact change only.
Our Check Yourself Currency hoodie features an angry Canadian goose on a coin worth exactly 1 fuck, because apparently we've reached the point where even giving a fuck requires financial planning.
The front says “Fucks? It’s my last.” Turn around and the policy becomes crystal clear: “I don’t make change.”
No partial fucks. No credit. No IOUs. And definitely no returns.
This funny sarcastic goose hoodie takes the classic “I don't give a fuck” attitude and turns it into a completely fictional monetary system governed by one very irritated Canadian goose. It's bold, ridiculous, and perfect for anyone whose fuck supply has been reduced to a single highly guarded unit.
Your balance is low. Your standards are high. And the goose is not negotiating.
✓ Every colour features the same front & back design.
🚚 Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.
