Today's emotional budget has been carefully reviewed. You have one fuck remaining.
Our Check Yourself Currency mug features an angry Canadian goose on a coin worth exactly 1 fuck, with the front declaring “Fucks? It’s my last.” Turn the mug around and you'll find the official spending policy: “I don’t make change.”
Because apparently we're running a cash-only operation now.
This funny sarcastic coffee mug is perfect for anyone operating on a severely limited supply of fucks, especially before coffee. The angry goose brings the appropriate level of hostility to a situation involving limited resources, questionable demands, and people asking for more than you're willing to give.
One fuck in circulation. Guard it carefully. The goose certainly will.
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
🚚 Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.
