Cold weather calls for layers. Emotional nonsense calls for fewer fucks.
Our Go Fish — No Fucks Given hoodie turns a perfectly innocent card game into a masterclass in having absolutely nothing left to give. Two respectable-looking ladies sit down for a friendly game of cards, only to discover that one of them is completely out of fucks.
“Do you have any fucks?” “Not even one, girl. Go fish.”
The lace doily says sweet afternoon with the ladies. The language says absolutely not.
And because one dose of grandma-approved profanity wasn’t enough, the back features a decorative playing card boldly declaring FUCK. Consider it the official card in the deck nobody asked for.
Perfect for cozy nights, game nights, introvert hibernation, and anyone whose give-a-damn meter is currently flashing LOW BATTERY, this sarcastic hoodie brings adult humor, vintage-inspired charm, and just the right amount of inappropriate energy.
Stay cozy. Play your cards. Give fewer fucks.
✓ Every colour features the same front & back design.
🚚 Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
| 4XL |
33 |
32 |
| 5XL |
34 |
34 |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
| S |
68.6 |
50.8 |
| M |
71.1 |
55.9 |
| L |
73.7 |
61 |
| XL |
76.2 |
66 |
| 2XL |
78.7 |
71.1 |
| 3XL |
81.3 |
76.2 |
| 4XL |
83.8 |
81.3 |
| 5XL |
86.4 |
86.4 |
