A little card-game nostalgia. A little grandma energy. And absolutely no fucks.
Our Go Fish — No Fucks Given sticker pack brings the joke off the table and onto your laptop, water bottle, notebook, tumbler, or anywhere else that could use a little more inappropriate card-game humor.
The main design features two ladies enjoying a perfectly respectable game of cards while one asks, “Do you have any fucks?” The response is gloriously simple: “Not even one, girl. Go fish.”
And then there’s the decorative playing card that delivers the entire philosophy in one word: FUCK.
It’s sweet. It’s vintage-inspired. It’s mildly scandalous. It has the energy of someone who brought a lace doily to a card game and then absolutely ruined the conversation.
Perfect for anyone with a sarcastic sense of humor, a healthy appreciation for profanity, or a rapidly declining supply of fucks.
Stick it somewhere visible. Let people wonder what happened at card night.
🔥 Choose Your Heat Setting
🌡️ Simmer (3×3" / 7.5x7.5cm) — Desk Pack Perfect for laptops, notebooks, water bottles, and other everyday surfaces. Just enough sarcasm to brighten someone's day.
🔥 Sizzle (4×4" / 10x10cm) — Everyday Pack The sweet spot. Big enough to get noticed, small enough to stick just about anywhere.
💥 Full Burn (5×5" / 12.7 × 12.7cm) — Big Audacity Pack Made for toolboxes, coolers, garage fridges, shop walls, and other places where subtlety has already packed up and left.
🚚 Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.
