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Wicked Burn Apparel Inc

Go Fish — No Fucks Given Card Game Unisex T-Shirt

Go Fish — No Fucks Given Card Game Unisex T-Shirt

Regular price $42.99 CAD
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Some card games are about strategy. This one is about knowing exactly how many fucks you have left.

Our Go Fish — No Fucks Given t-shirt features two sweet-looking ladies enjoying a civilized game of cards while casually discussing a very uncivilized lack of fucks. One asks, “Do you have any fucks?” The answer? “Not even one, girl. Go fish.”

The delicate lace doily really brings the whole thing together. Because nothing says respectable afternoon card game quite like dropping the F-bomb over a hand of Go Fish.

Turn around and the joke keeps dealing: a decorative playing card simply says FUCK. No explanation. No apology. No fucks.

Perfect for anyone whose patience has officially left the table, this sarcastic adult humor t-shirt gives classic card-game nostalgia a decidedly inappropriate upgrade. It’s cheeky, irreverent, and just wholesome-looking enough to make the punchline hit even harder.

Somewhere, someone’s grandmother is clutching her pearls. We have no fucks to give.

✓ Every colour features the same front & back design.

🚚 Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5-165
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