A bold design crafted for you
I Have Chuff to Say Unisex T-Shirt | Funny Dog Tee
Dang, this would look good on you
Some dogs bark. Some dogs beg. This Staffy dog has a formal complaint to file.
Our I Have Chuff to Say t-shirt features an unimpressed pup who has clearly reached the limit of his patience. And apparently, the situation gets considerably worse when the treats stop coming. Turn around and you'll find the official response: “No treats? Inconceivable.”
Because apparently having food, attention, and a reasonably comfortable life is now considered too much to ask.
Perfect for dog people, sarcastic pet parents, and anyone whose entire personality improves dramatically when snacks are involved. It's cute, cheeky, and just judgmental enough to accurately represent the inner monologue of every dog who has ever stared at you like you've personally ruined his day.
✓ Every colour features the same front & back design.
Why Wicked Burn Apparel
Normal is boring. Wear something fire.
The First Shirt you grab
Soft, cozy fabrics and eco-friendly inks free of toxic sludge. Just high-grade materials that feel like your favourite worn-in tee from day one.
your ride or die
High-grade print tech that's built to outlast the drama. No cracking, no fading, and zero sticky texture. Just bold graphics that look fire wash after wash.
Embrace your inner monster
People are weird. Isn't that spectacular? We celebrate the unfiltered, candid side of life by turning everyday moments and quirky behavior into wearable art.
your wingman
We work harder so you look smarter. Original designs we obsessed over to give you the kindling needed to ignite killer conversations.
Real Witty Apparel Owners
What our customers are saying
Why Wicked Burn Apparel
Why choose Witty Apparel.
| Wicked Burn Apparel | Others | |
|---|---|---|
| Quiet comfort and bangin' style | Cloud-soft feel, tagless comfort, and built to feel as good as it looks. | |
| Built to outlast the drama—fade-proof, crack-free, and washer-approved | Smooth, non-sticky prints built to move with the fabric. | |
| Artwork that sparks compliments | Original concepts refined with custom wit, bold typography, and tattoo grit. | |
| Unapologetic Wit & Style | Wear your sense of humour out loud - zero filter, zero regrets, and 100% you. | |
| 100% "Burn-Free" Quality Guarantee | Defective? We replace it. No drama. | |
| Earth Friendly Ink and Printing | Printed on demand with eco-conscious inks for zero waste and zero toxic junk. |
| Wicked Burn Apparel | Others | |
|---|---|---|
| Quiet comfort and bangin' style | Cloud-soft feel, tagless comfort, and built to feel as good as it looks. | |
| Built to outlast the drama—fade-proof, crack-free, and washer-approved | Smooth, non-sticky prints built to move with the fabric. | |
| Artwork that sparks compliments | Original concepts refined with custom wit, bold typography, and tattoo grit. | |
| Unapologetic Wit & Style | Wear your sense of humour out loud - zero filter, zero regrets, and 100% you. | |
| 100% "Burn-Free" Quality Guarantee | Defective? We replace it. No drama. | |
| Earth Friendly Ink and Printing | Printed on demand with eco-conscious inks for zero waste and zero toxic junk. |
How it works.
We notice the weird things people do and say. We laugh, we joke, we laugh some more. Then we sketch out a graphic that nails the vibe, print it on top-tier gear, and ship it straight to your door. You wear the burn, smoulder, spark laughs, and look effortlessly fire doing it.
Questions, answered.
Absolutely. Every design is printed using certified, non-toxic water-based inks that cure directly into the fabric fibers. They won't peel, crack, or feel like a thick plastic sticker on your chest—even after repeated wash cycles.
We refuse to print on cheap, stiff tees. Our t-shirts are printed on cloud-soft Bella + Canvas 3001 ringspun cotton, and our hoodies use cozy Gildan 18500 heavy blends with zero scratchy tags.
We don't do boring front-only prints or lazy stock art. Every piece features original concepts designed right here in Saskatchewan, with each design carrying two-sided storytelling so the punchline doesn't stop when you turn around.
By printing each item individually after you place an order, we operate on a zero-waste model. No mass production, no unsold inventory sitting in a landfill, and eco-friendly PCR mailers for shipping.
If your item arrives misprinted, damaged, or defective, keep it. Snap a quick photo, send it over, and we’ll ship a fresh replacement free of charge with zero hassle.