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Wicked Burn Apparel Inc

I Have the Audacity T-Shirt | Funny Canadian Goose Unisex Shirt

I Have the Audacity T-Shirt | Funny Canadian Goose Unisex Shirt

Regular price $42.99 CAD
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Some birds migrate. Some birds sing. This one has appointed himself mayor.

Our I Have the Audacity t-shirt features a very distinguished Canadian goose standing proudly beside the pond, chest puffed out like he has important business to conduct. The scenic surroundings suggest peaceful park vibes. The goose suggests otherwise.

Then you turn around and find the official explanation: “And Nothing Else.”

No qualifications. No accomplishments. No discernible reason for the confidence.

Just goose.

Perfect for Canadian goose lovers, sarcastic Canadians, bird enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates the unique combination of majestic scenery and completely unwarranted self-importance. It's part nature scene, part national attitude, and entirely committed to the bit.

He didn't earn the audacity. He simply arrived with it.

✓ Every colour features the same front & back design.

🚚 Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5-165
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