Some people are powered by discipline. Others are powered by caffeine, determination, and the overwhelming desire to prove a point.
The Kickassery, Good Vibes & Petty Spite hoodie is for the beautifully overworked legends somehow holding it all together while accomplishing impressive things and quietly refusing to let the doubters win.
The front features a smiling-but-slightly-exhausted unicorn proudly representing: "A whole lot of kickassery held together by good vibes and determination." A surprisingly accurate description of how many adults are making it through the week.
Then the back reveals the final ingredient behind the magic: "...and a touch of petty spite." Because positivity is important. But sometimes proving people wrong is a fantastic source of motivation.
Perfect for:
• people succeeding out of pure refusal to let others win
• exhausted achievers with elite-level coping mechanisms
• anyone balancing positivity with microscopic revenge fantasies
• caffeine-powered overthinkers
• magical creatures one inconvenience away from a full menty-B
Whether you're conquering deadlines, chasing goals, or simply surviving another week of being the responsible one, this hoodie understands the assignment.
Majestic. Unstable. Weirdly productive.
✓ Every colour features the same front & back design.
🚚 Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
| 4XL |
33 |
32 |
| 5XL |
34 |
34 |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
| S |
68.6 |
50.8 |
| M |
71.1 |
55.9 |
| L |
73.7 |
61 |
| XL |
76.2 |
66 |
| 2XL |
78.7 |
71.1 |
| 3XL |
81.3 |
76.2 |
| 4XL |
83.8 |
81.3 |
| 5XL |
86.4 |
86.4 |
