For the beautifully overworked legends running entirely on caffeine, sarcasm, survival instincts, and whatever mysterious force that prevents them from galloping into the forest forever. Succeeding specifically because someone doubted you is still succeeding. You refuse to give them the satisfaction.
The front features a smiling but slightly worn out unicorn proudly representing: A whole lot of kickassery held together by good vibes and determination." The back delivers the final ingredient keeping this operation alive: "...and a touch of petty spite."
Perfect for: * people succeeding out of pure refusal to let others win * exhausted achievers with elite-level coping mechanisms * anyone balancing positivity with microscopic revenge fantasies * magical creatures one inconvenience away from a full menty-B
Majestic. Unstable. Weirdly productive.
✓ Every colour features the same front & back design.
🚚 Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.
