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Wicked Burn Apparel Inc

My Spirit Animal – Hostile Aura Dog Unisex T-Shirt

My Spirit Animal – Hostile Aura Dog Unisex T-Shirt

Regular price $42.99 CAD
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Some dogs radiate joy. This one radiates don't fucking talk to me.

Our My Spirit Animal t-shirt features a gloriously grumpy dog sitting beneath the cheerful words "My Spirit Animal," complete with a happy-face bandana that feels like a wildly inappropriate attempt at emotional support. Then you turn around... "Behold my hostile aura."

Honestly, the dog said it better than we ever could.

Perfect for dog lovers, professional introverts, and anyone whose general vibe is less "sunshine and rainbows" and more "please admire my hostile aura from a safe distance." It's cute, sarcastic, slightly unhinged, and painfully relatable.

Because sometimes your spirit animal isn't majestic, mysterious, or wise.

Sometimes it's a grumpy dog who has had enough.

✓ Every colour features the same front & back design.

🚚 Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155
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