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Wicked Burn Apparel Inc

Pull, Aim, Squeeze, Sweep Bunnyhug – Fire Safety Sex Tape Hoodie

Pull, Aim, Squeeze, Sweep Bunnyhug – Fire Safety Sex Tape Hoodie

Regular price $64.99 CAD
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You say something innocent. Someone hears it differently. And suddenly it's “Title of your sex tape.”

Our Pull, Aim, Squeeze, Sweep hoodie turns basic fire-extinguisher instructions into a suspiciously retro VHS recording, complete with a worn label, a tiny fire extinguisher, and the genre “Sex Tape.” It's a ridiculous little tribute to that glorious tradition of taking an entirely innocent statement and making it sound dramatically less innocent.

The back doubles down: “I am passionate about fire safety.”

Title. Of. Your. Sex. Tape.

Perfect for anyone who appreciates sarcastic humor, retro VHS nostalgia, firefighter jokes, and the particular brand of comedy where absolutely nothing is safe from a double entendre.

Responsible fire prevention has never been this questionable.

✓ Every colour features the same front & back design.

🚚 Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 27 20
M 28 22
L 29 24
XL 30 26
2XL 31 28
3XL 32 30
4XL 33 32
5XL 34 34
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm)
S 68.6 50.8
M 71.1 55.9
L 73.7 61
XL 76.2 66
2XL 78.7 71.1
3XL 81.3 76.2
4XL 83.8 81.3
5XL 86.4 86.4
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