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Pull, Aim, Squeeze, Sweep – Fire Safety Sex Tape Sticker Pack
Pull, Aim, Squeeze, Sweep – Fire Safety Sex Tape Sticker Pack
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Say something innocent. Wait approximately three seconds.
“Title of your sex tape.”
This retro-inspired sticker pack turns fire-safety instructions into a VHS sex-tape parody, featuring Pull, Aim, Squeeze, Sweep, a tiny fire extinguisher, and a suspiciously official-looking “Sex Tape” genre label.
Because apparently even fire safety isn't safe from this running joke.
And naturally, the punchline continues: “I am passionate about fire safety.”
Title of your sex tape. Obviously.
Perfect for laptops, water bottles, notebooks, gear cases, and anywhere else that could use some retro nostalgia, firefighter humor, and a joke that makes people pause for half a second before the penny drops.
Fire safety: important. Taking everything literally: optional.
🔥 Choose Your Heat Setting
🌡️ Simmer (3×3" / 7.5x7.5cm) — Desk Pack
Perfect for laptops, notebooks, water bottles, and other everyday surfaces. Just enough sarcasm to brighten someone's day.
🔥 Sizzle (4×4" / 10x10cm) — Everyday Pack
The sweet spot. Big enough to get noticed, small enough to stick just about anywhere.
💥 Full Burn (5×5" / 12.7 × 12.7cm) — Big Audacity Pack
Made for toolboxes, coolers, garage fridges, shop walls, and other places where subtlety has already packed up and left.
🚚 Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.
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