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Pull, Aim, Squeeze, Sweep – Fire Safety Sex Tape T-Shirt

Pull, Aim, Squeeze, Sweep – Fire Safety Sex Tape T-Shirt

Regular price $42.99 CAD
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You ever say something completely innocent, only to have someone immediately respond with, “Title of your sex tape”? Yeah. This shirt is basically that joke having a fire-safety emergency.

Our Pull, Aim, Squeeze, Sweep t-shirt features a vintage VHS tape with a worn recording label listing the four essential steps for using a fire extinguisher. The genre? “Sex Tape.” Because apparently even perfectly respectable fire-safety terminology can be weaponized by someone with a questionable sense of humor.

Then you turn around... “I am passionate about fire safety.”

And there it is. Title of your sex tape.

The retro VHS aesthetic, fire extinguisher imagery, and sarcastic double meaning make this a perfect fit for firefighters, retro-nostalgia lovers, and anyone who has ever heard an innocent sentence and immediately thought, well, that's definitely perfect for the title of a sex tape.

Because sometimes the fire isn't the problem. It's the commentary.

✓ Every colour features the same front & back design.

🚚 Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5-165
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