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The Hose Is Harder to Handle When It’s Wet Bunnyhug – Firefighter Sex Tape Hoodie
The Hose Is Harder to Handle When It’s Wet Bunnyhug – Firefighter Sex Tape Hoodie
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$64.99 CAD
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$64.99 CAD
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Some sentences are innocent right up until someone says, “Title of your sex tape.”
Our The Hose Is Harder to Handle When It’s Wet hoodie takes an entirely legitimate-sounding firefighting statement and gives it the retro VHS treatment it absolutely did not ask for. The vintage tape features a well-used label with the suspiciously suggestive title, complete with “SEX TAPE” listed as the genre.
Because subtlety apparently wasn't invited. The back delivers the straight-faced explanation: “I AM PASSIONATE ABOUT FIGHTING FIRES.”
Sure. Completely innocent. Nothing to see here.
Inspired by the Brooklyn Nine-Nine tradition of turning everyday statements into wildly inappropriate movie titles, this design mixes firefighter humor, retro nostalgia, and just enough innuendo to make people look twice.
Perfect for firefighters, first responders, comedy fans, and anyone whose sense of humor automatically searches innocent sentences for their potential VHS titles.
Fire safety is serious. The commentary doesn't have to be.
✓ Every colour features the same front & back design.
🚚 Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.
Our The Hose Is Harder to Handle When It’s Wet hoodie takes an entirely legitimate-sounding firefighting statement and gives it the retro VHS treatment it absolutely did not ask for. The vintage tape features a well-used label with the suspiciously suggestive title, complete with “SEX TAPE” listed as the genre.
Because subtlety apparently wasn't invited. The back delivers the straight-faced explanation: “I AM PASSIONATE ABOUT FIGHTING FIRES.”
Sure. Completely innocent. Nothing to see here.
Inspired by the Brooklyn Nine-Nine tradition of turning everyday statements into wildly inappropriate movie titles, this design mixes firefighter humor, retro nostalgia, and just enough innuendo to make people look twice.
Perfect for firefighters, first responders, comedy fans, and anyone whose sense of humor automatically searches innocent sentences for their potential VHS titles.
Fire safety is serious. The commentary doesn't have to be.
✓ Every colour features the same front & back design.
🚚 Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 | 50.8 |
| M | 71.1 | 55.9 |
| L | 73.7 | 61 |
| XL | 76.2 | 66 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 71.1 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 76.2 |
| 4XL | 83.8 | 81.3 |
| 5XL | 86.4 | 86.4 |
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