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The Hose Is Harder to Handle When It’s Wet – Sex Tape Coffee Mug

The Hose Is Harder to Handle When It’s Wet – Sex Tape Coffee Mug

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You say something innocent. Someone says, “Title of your sex tape.”

Now you're drinking coffee out of the evidence.

This The Hose Is Harder to Handle When It’s Wet mug features a vintage VHS tape with a worn recording label, a suspiciously specific title, and SEX TAPE proudly listed as the genre. Because apparently even discussing firefighting equipment isn't safe from a well-timed double entendre.

And on the back: “I AM PASSIONATE ABOUT FIGHTING FIRES.”

A cheeky nod to the Brooklyn Nine-Nine running joke, this sarcastic coffee mug combines firefighter humor, retro VHS nostalgia, and just enough innuendo to make your morning caffeine delivery slightly more entertaining.

Perfect for firefighters, first responders, comedy fans, and anyone who enjoys their coffee with a side of inappropriate interpretation.

Hydrate responsibly. Handle hoses carefully. Choose your words wisely.

• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter

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