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The Hose Is Harder to Handle When It’s Wet – Sex Tape T-Shirt

The Hose Is Harder to Handle When It’s Wet – Sex Tape T-Shirt

$42.99 CAD
$42.99 CAD
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You know when you say something completely innocent and someone immediately hits you with, “Title of your sex tape”? This shirt was basically inevitable.

Our The Hose Is Harder to Handle When It’s Wet t-shirt features a vintage VHS tape with a well-worn recording label, because apparently firehouse terminology needed to be archived as questionable evidence. The label reads “The Hose Is Harder to Handle When It’s Wet”, while the genre leaves absolutely nothing to the imagination: SEX TAPE.

Then you turn around... “I AM PASSIONATE ABOUT FIGHTING FIRES.”

And suddenly, perfectly respectable firefighting enthusiasm has become another entry in the VHS collection.

A cheeky nod to the Brooklyn Nine-Nine “Title of your Sex Tape” running joke, this retro-inspired design combines firefighter humor, vintage VHS nostalgia, and the kind of innocent double entendre that practically begs for a sarcastic response.

Perfect for firefighters, first responders, Brooklyn Nine-Nine fans, and anyone who has ever ruined an innocent sentence by saying exactly what everyone else was thinking.

✓ Every colour features the same front & back design.

🚚 Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5-165
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