a bold design crafted for your taste
Toot Toot Bitches Funny Motivational Mug
whoa, now that's a power move for your morning
Not every achievement gets a trophy. Some get a coffee.
The Toot Toot Bitches mug is for people who know they've earned the right to celebrate themselves—even if it's just surviving another week, finishing a big project, or finally proving the doubters wrong.
One side features a proudly self-operated horn labeled "My Own" blasting out: "TOOT TOOT BITCHES" Because self-confidence is a renewable resource, and you're done waiting for someone else to hand it out.
The other side follows up with: "Sorry About All the Noise." A polite disclaimer for the unavoidable sound of excellence happening nearby.
Perfect for:
• self-made success stories
• people who celebrate wins both big and small
• ambitious go-getters
• coffee drinkers with healthy confidence levels
• anyone who's earned the right to brag just a little
You've worked hard. You've accomplished things. You might as well enjoy the view from up there.
Toot toot.
Why Wicked Burn Apparel
Normal is boring. Wear something fire.
The First Shirt you grab
Soft, cozy fabrics and eco-friendly inks free of toxic sludge. Just high-grade materials that feel like your favourite worn-in tee from day one.
your ride or die
High-grade print tech that's built to outlast the drama. No cracking, no fading, and zero sticky texture. Just bold graphics that look fire wash after wash.
Embrace your inner monster
People are weird. Isn't that spectacular? We celebrate the unfiltered, candid side of life by turning everyday moments and quirky behavior into wearable art.
your wingman
We work harder so you look smarter. Original designs we obsessed over to give you the kindling needed to ignite killer conversations.
Real Witty Apparel Owners
What our customers are saying
Why Wicked Burn Apparel
Why choose Witty Apparel.
| Wicked Burn Apparel | Others | |
|---|---|---|
| Quiet comfort and bangin' style | Cloud-soft feel, tagless comfort, and built to feel as good as it looks. | |
| Built to outlast the drama—fade-proof, crack-free, and washer-approved | Smooth, non-sticky prints built to move with the fabric. | |
| Artwork that sparks compliments | Original concepts refined with custom wit, bold typography, and tattoo grit. | |
| Unapologetic Wit & Style | Wear your sense of humour out loud - zero filter, zero regrets, and 100% you. | |
| 100% "Burn-Free" Quality Guarantee | Defective? We replace it. No drama. | |
| Earth Friendly Ink and Printing | Printed on demand with eco-conscious inks for zero waste and zero toxic junk. |
| Wicked Burn Apparel | Others | |
|---|---|---|
| Quiet comfort and bangin' style | Cloud-soft feel, tagless comfort, and built to feel as good as it looks. | |
| Built to outlast the drama—fade-proof, crack-free, and washer-approved | Smooth, non-sticky prints built to move with the fabric. | |
| Artwork that sparks compliments | Original concepts refined with custom wit, bold typography, and tattoo grit. | |
| Unapologetic Wit & Style | Wear your sense of humour out loud - zero filter, zero regrets, and 100% you. | |
| 100% "Burn-Free" Quality Guarantee | Defective? We replace it. No drama. | |
| Earth Friendly Ink and Printing | Printed on demand with eco-conscious inks for zero waste and zero toxic junk. |
How it works.
We notice the weird things people do and say. We laugh, we joke, we laugh some more. Then we sketch out a graphic that nails the vibe, print it on top-tier gear, and ship it straight to your door. You wear the burn, smoulder, spark laughs, and look effortlessly fire doing it.
Questions, answered.
Absolutely. Every design is printed using certified, non-toxic water-based inks that cure directly into the fabric fibers. They won't peel, crack, or feel like a thick plastic sticker on your chest—even after repeated wash cycles.
We refuse to print on cheap, stiff tees. Our t-shirts are printed on cloud-soft Bella + Canvas 3001 ringspun cotton, and our hoodies use cozy Gildan 18500 heavy blends with zero scratchy tags.
We don't do boring front-only prints or lazy stock art. Every piece features original concepts designed right here in Saskatchewan, with each design carrying two-sided storytelling so the punchline doesn't stop when you turn around.
By printing each item individually after you place an order, we operate on a zero-waste model. No mass production, no unsold inventory sitting in a landfill, and eco-friendly PCR mailers for shipping.
If your item arrives misprinted, damaged, or defective, keep it. Snap a quick photo, send it over, and we’ll ship a fresh replacement free of charge with zero hassle.