For when one polite little insult simply isn't enough.
The Warmest Regards sticker sheet features our plaid-wearing beaver delivering his very own version of a friendly Canadian greeting, complete with a peaceful lake backdrop and rustic wooden frame.
He looks like he belongs on a charming cabin postcard. He absolutely does not behave like one.
Stick him on your laptop, water bottle, notebook, cooler, phone case, or anywhere else that could benefit from a little quiet hostility disguised as good manners.
The whole thing is finished with “Warmest Regards,” because apparently even flipping someone off requires a sign-off.
For anyone who prefers their sarcasm dry, their boundaries firm, and their disrespect beautifully framed.
🔥 Choose Your Heat Setting
🌡️ Simmer (3×3" / 7.5x7.5cm) — Desk Pack
Perfect for laptops, notebooks, water bottles, and other everyday surfaces. Just enough sarcasm to brighten someone's day.
🔥 Sizzle (4×4" / 10x10cm) — Everyday Pack
The sweet spot. Big enough to get noticed, small enough to stick just about anywhere.
💥 Full Burn (5×5" / 12.7 × 12.7cm) — Big Audacity Pack
Made for toolboxes, coolers, garage fridges, shop walls, and other places where subtlety has already packed up and left.
🚚 Shipping shouldn't be the punchline. Free standard shipping included across North America.
