Some thoughts deserve to be permanently attached to your laptop, water bottle, notebook, or anything else that has witnessed your questionable decision-making.
This sarcastic sticker pack celebrates hindsight with colourful retro typography and the gloriously relatable punchline "That Tracks." They're perfect for decorating your gear while subtly letting everyone know your expectations are appropriately calibrated.
Stick them anywhere that could benefit from a little more honesty—and a lot more sarcasm.
Perfect for: • Laptops • Water bottles • Toolboxes • Journals • Workstations • Anywhere life continues to... track
Durable and significantly better at sticking to things than most life plans.
Because sometimes optimism is optional—but sarcasm never is.
🔥 Choose Your Heat Setting
🌡️ Simmer (3×3" / 7.5x7.5cm) — Desk Pack Perfect for laptops, notebooks, water bottles, and other everyday surfaces. Just enough sarcasm to brighten someone's day.
🔥 Sizzle (4×4" / 10x10cm) — Everyday Pack The sweet spot. Big enough to get noticed, small enough to stick just about anywhere.
💥 Full Burn (5×5" / 14x14cm) — Big Audacity Pack Made for toolboxes, coolers, garage fridges, shop walls, and other places where subtlety has already packed up and left.
