Collection: Clutch Those Pearls

For the double entendres, questionable wording, cheeky innuendo, and jokes that make you wonder if you should laugh first or apologize. Grandma may need a minute.

Like the design? Wicked! We put it on a bunch of stuff. You can filter by product type to see the design on only T-shirts, hoodies/bunnyhugs, mugs, sticker packs, or standalone stickers.

F-Bombs Away Vinyl Sticker Pack

F-Bombs Away Vinyl Sticker Pack

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Toot Toot Bitches Funny Motivational Graphic Unisex T-Shirt

Toot Toot Bitches Funny Motivational Graphic Unisex T-Shirt

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F-Bombs Away Unisex T-Shirt

F-Bombs Away Unisex T-Shirt

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Not Your Average Smoke Show – Funny Firefighter Sticker Pack

Not Your Average Smoke Show – Funny Firefighter Sticker Pack

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Not Your Average Smoke Show – Funny Firefighter Coffee Mug

Not Your Average Smoke Show – Funny Firefighter Coffee Mug

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Not Your Average Smoke Show Bunnyhug – Firefighter Hoodie

Not Your Average Smoke Show Bunnyhug – Firefighter Hoodie

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Not Your Average Smoke Show – Funny Firefighter T-Shirt

Not Your Average Smoke Show – Funny Firefighter T-Shirt

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The Hose Is Harder to Handle When It’s Wet – Sex Tape Sticker Pack

The Hose Is Harder to Handle When It’s Wet – Sex Tape Sticker Pack

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The Hose Is Harder to Handle When It’s Wet – Sex Tape Coffee Mug

The Hose Is Harder to Handle When It’s Wet – Sex Tape Coffee Mug

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The Hose Is Harder to Handle When It’s Wet Bunnyhug – Firefighter Sex Tape Hoodie

The Hose Is Harder to Handle When It’s Wet Bunnyhug – Firefighter Sex Tape Hoodie

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The Hose Is Harder to Handle When It’s Wet – Sex Tape T-Shirt

The Hose Is Harder to Handle When It’s Wet – Sex Tape T-Shirt

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Pull, Aim, Squeeze, Sweep – Fire Safety Sex Tape Sticker Pack

Pull, Aim, Squeeze, Sweep – Fire Safety Sex Tape Sticker Pack

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Pull, Aim, Squeeze, Sweep – Fire Safety Sex Tape Mug

Pull, Aim, Squeeze, Sweep – Fire Safety Sex Tape Mug

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Pull, Aim, Squeeze, Sweep Bunnyhug – Fire Safety Sex Tape Hoodie

Pull, Aim, Squeeze, Sweep Bunnyhug – Fire Safety Sex Tape Hoodie

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Pull, Aim, Squeeze, Sweep – Fire Safety Sex Tape T-Shirt

Pull, Aim, Squeeze, Sweep – Fire Safety Sex Tape T-Shirt

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Fucks? It’s My Last — Check Yourself Currency Goose Sticker Pack

Fucks? It’s My Last — Check Yourself Currency Goose Sticker Pack

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from 32 reviews

Wow quality

Wow quality. Love that the print graphics are not sticky/grippy to the touch. I can tell it will stay on for a long time.

Crystal Piatt

09/18/2026

It's Called a Bunnyhug Obviously - Funny Saskatchewan Graphic Unisex Hoodie

Fantastic stickers

Fantastic stickers. Stickers stay where you put them even when you have to wash the item its stuck to. Super thin so they don't cause issue when handling the item its stuck to.

Eh-List: Lake Days & Bug Sprays Sticker Pack

Excellent quality

Excellent quality, super soft T-shirt. Fit is a bit small, so if you like baggy, size up. Lots of comments and giggles from everyone who sees it.

Sharks are Born Swimming - Vintage Great White Shark Graphic Unisex T-Shirt

This was an unexpected gift for an occasion

This was an unexpected gift for an occasion. The design holds personal significance and the quality of the shirt makes it very comfortable when wearing it.

I'll definitely be using Wicked Burn for future cistom t-shirts in the future!

Conrad

09/17/2026

A Fungi – King of Good Times Graphic Unisex T-shirt

Great shirt and design! Got these shirts for a

Great shirt and design! Got these shirts for a guys trip and they they customized them too.

Looked so good, my wife had some shirts made for her girls weekend!

Dave A.

Went Above and Beyond!

There was a problem with the way shipping was calculated and the owner contacted me before I noticed! They refunded the $6 I was overcharged within the hour. Super impressed!

Anonymous

Purchased in Soft Cream

Love that there’s no tag. It’s soft and comfortable. I love the design! The printing is great quality and it washed well without shrinking.

Outta Sight Retro 70s Introvert Unisex T-shirt

Warm and cozy

Love it! Soft, cozy, and hilarious! The perfect bunnyhug for a cool evening by the fire.

Thinking of You | Funny Gothic Voodoo Doll Unisex Hoodie

Awesome for my Vape!

I put these stickers on my vape battery and not only does it look great, it makes it easier to hold onto! I don’t mix it up with my friends but they all want mine now lol

Feral Queen Vinyl Sticker Pack - Moonlight Edition

Funny cute and comfy!

Love this shirt! It's super soft and comfortable - no irritating tag and the neck and feels like good quality.

Max

Thinking of You | Sarcastic Voodoo Doll Gothic Unisex T-shirt

Bunnyhug

Perfect for all those who insist it is a BUNNYHUG!! Because that's what they are called!! Love it so much, always gets a great conversation going! Keep em coming Wicked Burn!! Also the fit is great and they are warm and soft. Washes well

08/12/2026

No junk mail"

Just got my "No junk mail" sticker yesterday and immediately placed it on my mailbox. Today was the first no junk mail day!! Thanks Wicked Burn!!

Perfect

A super soft and comfy tee. Washed beautifully. Fits great. I get compliments when I wear it out. Perfect 🤩

Toot Toot Bitches Funny Motivational Graphic Unisex T-Shirt

Ive had my cup at the office for a week now. I love it. Its the perfect size and the little message on thr back makes me laugh every time i have coffee there. I will definitely be ordering more things from this shop for myself and as gifts for my friends. 10/10 experience; i highly recommend this shop.

Keri

08/02/2026

I Enjoy Being Positive | Funny Jackalope Coffee Mug

Wicked Awesome stickers

Went with the 5x5 pack and they look so nice on my car.. turn some heads with these. So easy to apply and have great colour

Rando

07/30/2026

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